Bad Ohman

When you are 5-8 like the Cubs are, including a sterling 2-5 at mostly (but not completely) full Wrigley Field, you figure there are a lot of guys to blame. That’s true of the Cubs. Cesar Izturis can’t hit to save his life and spent one day punting the...

Cubs Live — Reds at Cubs, 4/13, 1:20

Pitching matchup: Reds: Lemon Harang, 2-0, 3.55 ERA Cubs: The Lawnmower, 1-1, 6.00 ERA Injury report: E-ramis out (wrist), DeRosa out (back). Cubs trainers would not confirm or deny that either injury occurred during masturbation.

Low Prior-ity

Timing in life is everything. Within the span of a couple of hours today, two overplayed, overblown and overindulged stories came to their conclusions. Chicago Cubs towelboy Mark Prior had to leave an extended spring training (little league for grown ups) start with a...