Apr 18, 2007 | Andy
When you are 5-8 like the Cubs are, including a sterling 2-5 at mostly (but not completely) full Wrigley Field, you figure there are a lot of guys to blame. That’s true of the Cubs. Cesar Izturis can’t hit to save his life and spent one day punting the...
Apr 17, 2007 | Andy
Pitching matchup Padres: Greggie, 1-1, 3.18 ERA Cubs: Wade Miller, 0-1, 13.50 ERA (yikes)
Apr 13, 2007 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Reds: Lemon Harang, 2-0, 3.55 ERA Cubs: The Lawnmower, 1-1, 6.00 ERA Injury report: E-ramis out (wrist), DeRosa out (back). Cubs trainers would not confirm or deny that either injury occurred during masturbation.
Apr 12, 2007 | Andy
Timing in life is everything. Within the span of a couple of hours today, two overplayed, overblown and overindulged stories came to their conclusions. Chicago Cubs towelboy Mark Prior had to leave an extended spring training (little league for grown ups) start with a...
Apr 10, 2007 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Cubs: Marquis de Suc, 0-0, 1.50 ERA ‘Stros: Kelvin Ralph Somebody Sampson, 0-0, 0.00 ERA