Double barreled suck

Jun 30, 2008 | Andy

On Friday, the Cubs trailed 8-0 in the third inning. On Saturday, Carlos Marmol provided all of the power needed so that Carlos Quentin could hit a check swing, opposite field homer to give the Sox the lead. Last night, the Cubs ran the bases like kindergärtners....

Cubs Live! — Orioles at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 6/26

Jun 26, 2008 | Andy

Pitching matchup: Orioles: UncleRhemus Liz, 1-0, 6.27 ERA Cubs: Jason Marquis, 6-3, 4.43 ERA Lineups Orioles Brian Roberts, 2b Alex Cintron, ss Nick Markakis, rf Assclown, 1b Aubrey Huff, 3b Jay Payton, lf Adam “Q-bert” Jones, cf Somebody Quiroz, c Whoever...

Blatant Plug: NBA Draft Live Blog(s)

Jun 25, 2008 | Andy, Karry Ling

Because I’m a major celebrity (actually, I just think Rod Thulin was busy), I’ll be spending much of tomorrow live blogging NBA drafts past (1993) and present (2008) with the good folks at Yahoo! Sports. At 11 a.m. tomorrow Kelly Dwyer, Andrew Lawrence...

Ronny Cedeno swung at this, too

Jun 25, 2008 | Andy

This is 93-year-old Loretta Dolan (my first wife, don’t ask, it didn’t end well, and the story is long, complicated and involves Georgie Jessel and a Union Pacific porter).  She threw out the first pitch at last night’s Cubs-Orioles game.  It only...