Doomed!

Suddenly, in the second inning of last night’s 7-2 win over the Braves the story of how scheduled Braves’ starter Jair Jurrgens fell down some stairs leaving the visitor’s clubhouse on Tuesday night wasn’t so funny. Jurrgens sprained his ankle...

101 reasons that Gordon is a douche

I don’t usually do requests. But over on the message board Slaky found a three day old steamer that Gordon Wittenmyer wrote in the Sun Times. I saw it on Friday and ignored it. I didn’t even click on it because from the headline alone I could tell it was...

Throw it back! Throw it back!

On Thursday, the Cubs and Braves are going to play the first “throwback” game in Wrigley Field history. The Cubs have played hundreds of “setback” games, but never a throwback one. The difference is subtle. in a throwback game, teams wear...

Much ado about Lassie

Now that Jim Edmonds is a productive, happy, and popular member of the Chicago Cubs, it’s time we all pretend that we were never mean to him, questioned his sexuality, accused him of bestiality or sets bags of flaming feces on the stoop in front of his favorite...

Cubs Report: Dog days ahead

Before we get to the actual Cubs Report, I have a complaint about Len Kasper that I wasn’t going to publicly acknowledge, but I feel I have to. Len was guilty yesterday of using a disgusting, deplorable, insensitive and altogether offensive ethnic slang term,...