Philo’s Power Wankings — Gotta watch that headhunting!

May 24, 2012 | Media Hacks

When last we left our beloved national baseball writing dumbass he was trying to figure out why Joe Maddon can’t just pick a lineup and use it, his boner was only partly flaccid over the Conor Gillaspie era in San Francisco (alas, Conor lasted only six days and...

Kerry Wood has had enough of this bullshit

May 18, 2012 | Cubs

As retirements go, there have been more artfully executed ones.  Sometime yesterday, Kerry Wood decided he was going to retire…tonight, AFTER the Cubs game with the White Sox.  But he made the number one mistake you can make.  He told his wife.  So now...

Cubs Live? Cubs at Satanic Fowl, 12:45 pm

May 15, 2012 | Cubs Live, MLB

CHC: Paul Maholm 4-2, 4.05 ERA STL: Kyle Lohse 5-1, 2.08 ERA

Phildo’s Power Wankings: Can’t stop that Braves offense!

May 9, 2012 | Media Hacks, MLB

Last time on Mild Retardation Theater, Phil waxed poetic about…Curtis Granderson…again (I know, right?), how Kenny Williams assraped Brad Eldred’s budding career four years ago and how Marlon Byrd’s mere presence had righted whatever was...

My new favorite picture, ever

May 3, 2012 | Bears, Featured

Emasculating haircut?  Check. Emasculating dog?  Check. Comfy pants? Check. Orange running shoes that Steve Prefontaine likely tested in 1973?  Check. Pink bag filled with rolled up dog shit retrieval bags?  Check. Bemused look?  Check. Giving the old fuck you to...