Jul 13, 2010 | Andy
Join us at 7 pm Central over at Fisted Foul for an All-Star Game GameCast. What’s that? It’s a bunch of guys making fun of the All-Star Game, mocking Joe Buck, pointing out all of the dumb things that Tim McCarver says and rooting like hell for the...
Jul 12, 2010 | Andy
I have one of those lame Cubs fact a day calendars on my desk and every morning, I tear off another day, I read the fact or the trivia question and then I unsuccessfully try to slit my wrists with the little piece of paper I’ve torn off. Today, the trivia...
Jun 29, 2010 | Andy
By now, the world has all chimed in with their opinion on what the Cubs should do with tempermental, batshit crazy Carlos Zambrano. What the Cubs have decided to do is to ground him for two weeks and make him go to anger management. I pity the poor asshole who has...
Jun 20, 2010 | Andy
The Cubs, as all of us know, are really bad this year. They’re basically an unwatchable mess, every day. Part of the reason I can’t write as often about them as any of us would like is that I can’t stomach watching them play. A couple of years...
Jun 1, 2010 | Andy
A pessimist would look at the 2010 Cubs and point out that any team that can only beat Pissburgh once every seven games should probably consider disbanding. An optimist would look at the same team and shoot himself in the head. But good news! The Cubs offense has...
May 29, 2010 | Andy
The good thing about having Intrepid Readers like Cory (who e-mailed me about this) is that I don’t even have to put myself through the torture of reading a Bill Simmons mailbag to find out what’s in it. As we know from him gleefully twatting on Thursday...