Here’s how bad the Cubs are. When Matt Lawton doubled in two runs in the second yesterday to give them a 2-1 lead, I asked my brother and my dad when the last time the Cubs had a lead, and none of the three of us could remember. Wow. That makes two of those streaks in one season.

Exhibit A of why Dusty’s been a failure, he never took advantage of Wrigley Field. He used it, the fans, the media and the sun as an excuse for losing. The only guy on his staff who seems to “get it” is Sarge. Gary Matthews loves to talk about how playing all those day games was an asset for the ’84 Cubs. He talked about how hung over the other team usually was and how posting a win in a weekday day game put extra pressure on the Mets who would take the field at night knowing the Cubs had already won. That might be the only thing Sarge “gets” though.

I can’t tell you how impressed I was with the Bears’ offense on Monday. I now it’s only preseason and I know it means less than nothing, but there was little, maybe no, confusion (which was a hallmark of offenses run by Terry Shea and John Shoop), all three quarterbacks can throw the ball more than 15 yards and running backs occasionally had holes to run through. Granted, there’s a lot of work left to do to actually have a “good” offense, but competence was a nice change of pace.

Roy Williams (not the Tar Heels’ creepy coach) tells Cedric Benson to get his ass into camp. One week is no big deal, but it’s time to stop haggling over a few bucks and get into camp, because Thomas Jones is loving his new offense and playing time is getting scarcer by the day.

RW says the only reason he’s gone is because “Lovie didn’t like me as a person.” Hey, it’s possible, I know that most of us didn’t like you as a player, though, too.

Chris DeLuca is still an idiot, but even he can see that the Cubs are set up with a lot of holes to fill (and money to spend) in an offseason when there isn’t much talent to be bought.

Speaking of Matt Williams (we were before and not just because he’s had two really hot wives, but he has), he got the Corey Patterson treatment once and it worked. My issue with Corey’s return isn’t that he deserved it, but that the Cubs didn’t leave him there long enough. He had started to hit, and that’s great. But he’s never had a prolonged period of success at any level above class A. It would have been nice to have seen if he could have changed that trend at Iowa. But that would have required a manager who didn’t feel the need to run Jose Macias out to center every day in the interim.

Dusty couldn’t concentrate enough to answer the same question on concentration the same way when asked twice within five minutes.

Looks like Jamie Moyer turned down more than just the Astros during trading deadline weekend.

I think the Red Sox just forfeited the AL East.

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