Comcast is a little embarrassed by the “blackout.” That’s nice. I’m surprised Mayor Daley didn’t sound the air raid sirens in panic.
Phil Rogers says that Scott Podsednik needs to play more like Grady Sizemore. He needs to play less like Scott Podsednik is what he needs to do. Everybody blames his lack of production on his injury, but this is the way he played for the Brewers all year last year. He’s just not very good.
Tyson Chandler finally signed his big contract. Now his back can go out for good.
Darius Songalia is coming to Tyson’s press conference on Friday and so is the newest Bull Malik Allen. But the Bulls haven’t signed Songaila yet. Right? Sure.
Walleye might play on Sunday. In the world of the NFL “might” means will.
Chad Johnson’s a good player, but somebody’s going to shut his big yapper for him. He called out Mike Brown yesterday (never a good idea) and says he’s going after Jerry Azumah. Only, he’s likely to spend a very long day wearing Charles Tillman like a cheap suit.
Mariotti puts down the doughnut to revel in another Sox loss (their ninth in 13 games). He didn’t write yesterday. Hmm.
Matt Lawton finally earned his keep in New York yesterday.
Lou Piniella will not be back to manage the Devil Rays next year. Let’s hope Dusty needs a replacement this winter, but that it’s not Lou.
Charlie Manuel left Ryan Howard in to face a lefty last night. All he did was hit the game winning grand slam. It looks like it’s down to the Astros and Phils in the NL Wild Card. The Cubs will have something to say about it. Let’s hope they get their heads out of their asses in time.
The Wizard of Roz is trying to calm the Sox masses. Why? A month ago they were dreaming of the World Series, now their only hope is to avoid the biggest collapse ever and then try to save face by not getting swept in the playoffs. Ooh, feel the excitement!
Rafael Palmeiro’s trying to blame his positive test on a teammate. Maybe Sammy peed in his cup?
Jayson Stark says Travis Hafner should be in the AL MVP discussion. I don’t think the Sox would argue. He’s gotten hot again at just the wrong time for the White Sox. He might sweep the Royals by himself.
America’s finest news source says George Bush is preparing for the worst now that Cindy Sheehan’s other son has drown in New Orleans.
Am I still a hero??
“Now this game is actually game 163 of the season, so the loser will be 97-66 and finish .5 game behind the Red Sox. ”
ESPN reported that this has been changed for this year. Cleveland and Chicago play. Winner takes the division. Loser plays the Red Sox for the Wild Card.
Yes Crede, you still suck. Bad.
Why does everyone look at me like they want to kill me when I go into the locker rooms? I didn’t mess with the teams chemistry this year! Aren’t they thankfull?
“Choke-arama festival”
“Choke-apalooza”
“It’sssss Choke-time!”
“Diet Choke”
etc
Q: what is the Sux favorite vegetable?
A: arti-CHOKE
bada-bin-bada-ban
September
chOke?
eXcellent
We’re not choking…we’ve, um…we’ve just hit a rough patch, is all. Yeah, a rough patch, that’s it. This is NOT indicative of how we’ll play in playoff games…um…yeah…
We are running out of excuses! Hey Dusty, can we use some of yours?
Andy, I busted my shoulder in 2002. In 2001, I was still Larry Bowa’s whipping boy in Philly.
#11, is that photo before or after Gladiator switched the specimen cups?
I’m a snitch bitch! I have no pride. I obviously lack testicular fortitude per my Viagra commercials. I am just a pussy waiting to get my ass handed to me!
It’s one thing to bang your dull teammate’s decent-looking wife, but when you combine that with with Palmeiro’s weasel-like attempt to wriggle off the hook by actually playing the oldest–for a nine year old–trick in the book by shifting the blame to his teammate, well this guy is really proven to be one of the most spineless scumbags to ever put on a big-league uniform.
Raffy is why I never trust a man with a mustache. Except Ditka.
Hey UC! What about me?
“The Sox wanted to just forfeit… How great would it be right now if these “blue collar White Sox†had been arrogant enough to follow through on their plan to forfeit a “meaningless†game?”
This myth was cleared up in every newspaper about a month ago. The NY dumbass reported it wrong in the first place. Apparently you’re the last to know.
That was last night at Comiskular!!!
The only thing the NY papers got wrong was that the Sox never “voted” to forfeit. They had their player rep talk to the league office and he was told it wouldn’t be an option anyway.
The Sox never thought it would matter. Well, it matters now.
I love how everybody rips the Sox for not trading for me. I haven’t played since September 4 and I’ll have yet another season ending surgery this week.
Screw you, Dolan. My interviews are timeless. Just look at some of the questions I asked last night:
-How many pilots are on the airplane?
-Who is the pilot talking to right now?
-Now that the plane has landed, will the airport come pick the people up from the runway?
Wait a sec….sorry, Andy. I have become a rambling assbag and need to retire.
Didn’t Junior injure himself just after the waiver trade deadline on the 31st of August? I know it would have done the Sox no good, but after the 31st, he couldn’t have been traded for anyway.
Hafner should replace my fat, gap-toothed ass in the MVP discussion because I don’t play a lick of defense. Actually people should just stop having the discussion and give the damn thing to A-Rod, the best player in the AL.
Don’t worry Papi, I don’t play defense either.
Somebody asked Bush last night about Roe v. Wade.
He said “I don’t care. I don’t care HOW people got out of New Orleans. They just needed to get out.”
Tribe!!!
Larry King’s got nothing on me, when it comes to being a senile rambling assbag who needs to retire.
What, no one wants to give me some props for my pitching performance today? While you all circle jerk for “The Franchise”, you’ll surely let me know the last time he threw a 4-hit shutout for 8 innings and only needed 85 pitches to do it, right?
Prior needs 85 pitches to get through the first two innings anymore. What a has-been.
Hey, I homered again tonight, I’m the big hero, again!!! Woot woot for me, yay!! Bobby Jenks? Um, not so much. 1.5 up on Cleveland, 3 up on Boston.
Why is Ozzie taking the express vator up the Sears Tower?
Hey, you like how I tried to screw my teammate? Usually, I just screw teammates’ wives!