Detroit vs. White Sox--Next Thursday, 12:05 PM
on September 23, 2005 at 2:04 pm
Except for me, right Andy?
Carlos Z
on September 23, 2005 at 2:08 pm
The lineup is wrong. I’m playing right field and batting fourth. It’s about time. Well, I’d better finish up my power shagging.
Rubber Stamper
on September 23, 2005 at 2:09 pm
You guys are just rooting for the Cubs because Andy told you to! I’m disgusted by the whole thing! Use your own brain morans! Root for the White Sox! They’re a Chicago team!
Greg Maddux
on September 23, 2005 at 2:09 pm
Gentleman, I am the tits. Pray I come back and pitch next year, for I am a pitching God. If hearing my interview with Brenley a minute ago doesn’t make you love me even more, if that’s possible, than you are a turd. I am truly a gentleman and a scholar.
White Sox
on September 23, 2005 at 2:11 pm
Yes root for us. Also, cook some meth and put a down payment on a 1 bedroom condo in Alsip. Fuck off #4, everyone here hated the sox long ago.
Greg Maddux
on September 23, 2005 at 2:12 pm
What did I say??
The Bandits
on September 23, 2005 at 2:12 pm
We’re a Chicago team too! Root your balls off for us, we did!!!
Chip Caray
on September 23, 2005 at 2:14 pm
Hey there gang! Can somebody slip a note to The Beege to have him call me. My cell number is 424-RKT-SHOT. I got some test results that Craig should be interested in. I guess you really can catch these things from a toilet seat.
Especially if you’re wearing the seat on your face.
Tony LaRussa
on September 23, 2005 at 2:15 pm
I’m disgusted by what’s going on in the Orioles clubhouse. Guys injecting each other. What is the world coming to? We don’t condone that kind of behavior here in St. Louis. At least not since we had Jim Edmonds spayed.
Greg Maddux
on September 23, 2005 at 2:15 pm
I said I love day games, pitching in Chicago, living in Chicago, and I would be more than happy to do it all again. The best part was, you could tell I meant every friggin word. The weather/day game comments might have been a jab at some excuse makers. I’m so friggin smooth, you just never know with me, anyway, I gave a nice classy interview. I also said how I like to talk to hitters in the dugout and clubhouse becasue talking to a D. Lee, you might find out something you can use against a Jeff Bagwell. I am awesome.
Wayne Messmer
on September 23, 2005 at 2:16 pm
Brave!
How do you like my part sweatshirt, part satin jacket? I look like I ought to be unloading speakers for Paul Anka at the Redwood Lounge.
#12
on September 23, 2005 at 2:17 pm
Good one, funny stuff.
Mark Buehrle
on September 23, 2005 at 2:17 pm
Hey Greg, why didn’t you tell Bob that you use a spitter?
You cheat!
And…can you teach me to throw one before Sunday? Thanks. My e-mail is
Uh, rather than get my boxers in a twist, I assumed that Rubber Stamper was being, you know, sarcastic.
Andy
on September 23, 2005 at 2:22 pm
I think it’s cool that Phil Garner’s photo is on mudflaps on semi’s all over America.
Colonel Blimp
on September 23, 2005 at 2:23 pm
Empty seats! That’ll show those Tribune bastards.
Rubber Stamper
on September 23, 2005 at 2:23 pm
CT,
You apparently didn’t read his little tirade in the comments of today’s Dose.
We’re supposed to root for the Sox because they just so happen to have had the state build them a stadium within the city limits.
Andy MacPhail
on September 23, 2005 at 2:25 pm
I see 18 empty seats in section 402. Son of a bitch, we can’t have that. I guess this offseason we’ll have to trade for Manny Ramirez, Johan Santana, Juan Pierre, Vlad Guerrero, Miguel Tejada, Billy Wagner and Mariano Rivera. Maybe then we’ll be able to fill those 18 empty seats!
Andy
on September 23, 2005 at 2:26 pm
I’m still confused as to why there wasn’t a full scale brawl during that last Cubs-Cardinals series. I mean, come on, if you’re the Cubs that’s all you had left. A little physical violence never hurt anybody.
Wait, that’s phrased poorly.
Oh, and nice to see Bagwell drinking Starbucks in the dugout.
Nah, I must have missed that one. My loss I’m sure.
Chip Caray
on September 23, 2005 at 2:28 pm
I checked him out and he really does have a Magic Wandy.
President Cup
on September 23, 2005 at 2:29 pm
Anybody watching me?
Edgar Renteria
on September 23, 2005 at 2:30 pm
Yes Congressman, I can honestly say that no other player has ever given me a B-12 shot. I can not deny, however, that Jim Edmonds gave me repeated be-hind shots, however.
President Jock Strap
on September 23, 2005 at 2:30 pm
#29, you love it when I hold you.
Chip Caray
on September 23, 2005 at 2:30 pm
Folks, honesty compels me to say that Jeff drinking Starbucks in the dugout, isn’t very “Bagwellian” of him. He’s a fine teammate and an even finer person, folks.
Todd Walker
on September 23, 2005 at 2:31 pm
My season. Over.
Macias
on September 23, 2005 at 2:31 pm
I am in, bitches.
Mrs. Walker
on September 23, 2005 at 2:32 pm
Better cash in all them singles then, honey.
Hawk Harrelson
on September 23, 2005 at 2:33 pm
Come on Todd, bow your neck, cinch it back, and hunker down.
Todd Walker's Injury
on September 23, 2005 at 2:34 pm
Watch Dusty add me to the list of excuses.
Greg Maddux
on September 23, 2005 at 2:34 pm
See, Derrek Lee told me that Bagwell likes to drink coffee in the dugout.
Wandy
on September 23, 2005 at 2:35 pm
I’ve got my good stuff today!
Mike D.
on September 23, 2005 at 2:35 pm
I love how Santo exhibits such a monstrous lack of perspective. He’s freaking out and all upset about Walker’s injury.
Hey Ron–check the standings. It’s nearly October, and the playoffs are so far out that your good buddy “Wild” Bill Holman would never reach them. Relax, and just count down the days. Walker’s in pain, sure, and I feel sorry for him. But the only group of people that are directly affected by it aren’t the Cubs– it’s the girls at Heavenly Bodies.
Botched Rundown, c
on September 23, 2005 at 2:36 pm
Don’t worry if Jeromy whiffs, I’m on deck to pick him up.
Derrek Lee
on September 23, 2005 at 2:37 pm
No, Greg, I told you he said to the Beege “Don’t ever get off me”, not “He likes to drink coffee”. Gettin old man.
Todd Walker
on September 23, 2005 at 2:37 pm
I was going first to third on Lee’s double to the vines and came up with some sort of calf, Achilles, hamstring, shin injury. The best part of my injury was that while I was laying on the ground next to the bag, Jose Macias came out to run for and stood on the bag as if to say, “If you’re going to lay there I’ll Pierzynski you if I have to run home.”
Bitching
on September 23, 2005 at 2:38 pm
Mike D. does alot of me about Santo. If you don’t like it, don’t listen.
Carlos Zambrano
on September 23, 2005 at 2:38 pm
Why did I not go in to pinch run and to play the second base?
Ron Santo
on September 23, 2005 at 2:39 pm
Oh, Patrick that injury looks bad. I think that might just put us out of contention for good this year. I read today that our magic number is 1.
Pat Hughes
on September 23, 2005 at 2:39 pm
That’s “tragic” number, Ron. One more loss or an Astros win eliminates the Cubs.
Mr. Microphone
on September 23, 2005 at 2:39 pm
I rounded second on Lee’s double, and fell into third in obvious pain, before having my leg stretched and then I was brought off the field.
Mike D,
Regarding your earlier post: I sang the national anthem for the Bears-Packers game at the Soldier Field reopening 2 years ago.
Bullpen conference
on September 23, 2005 at 2:44 pm
Jim “Don’t call me Kevin” Hickey: Hey Chavez, what kind of stuff does Wandy have today?
Chavez: I don’t know, I haven’t caught one yet.
Mike D.
on September 23, 2005 at 2:45 pm
#45
Fuck off, I don’t have a TV in my office. I’m just going to be more defiant than Dusty and keep listening, even if Santo forces me to bitch. I’m not going to let that self-pitying fool drive me away. Take some of your own advice and skip my comments regarding Ronnie.
The real questuion is, why am I listening to the Cubs regardless of WHO is broadcasting?
Hey #60
on September 23, 2005 at 2:45 pm
Easy there buddy. We read it the first time.
Korey
on September 23, 2005 at 2:46 pm
Does this mean I’m out of the running for NSBB’s Cubs Player of the Year award?
Ryan Theriot
on September 23, 2005 at 2:46 pm
My bad. I was taking a dump when Walker got hurt. So Dusty went to Macias. That, and Dusty’s waiting for me to turn 40 before he lets me get in a game.
Just got back from lunch at the Downtown Harry Caray’s. What did I miss besides Matt Murton sleeping with my wife, the Trib being pissed about no shows, and the star of “Total Recall” posting on my site?
The Difference
on September 23, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Kevin Hickey was a 16″ softball player who was discovered by the Sox, signed, and eventually pitched for about 3-4 years. It was actually a very cool story, in spite of the fact that it happened with the Sox.
JIM Hickey also pitched for the Sox, a bit later. He hit Sarge Matthews in the first of the revived exhibition “crosstown classic” in 1985.
That is all.
Todd Walker
on September 23, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Well Chuck, you might wanna high tail it home, Murton gave me your wive’s number.
Lineups
on September 23, 2005 at 2:52 pm
Might be the best ever posted on Desipio.
Mark McQuade
on September 23, 2005 at 2:52 pm
Consider this a Deee-vorce!
Mike Quade
on September 23, 2005 at 2:53 pm
I posted at Ivy what?
Todd Walker
on September 23, 2005 at 2:53 pm
Oh Chuck, you missed my season ending injury! It was a good time seeing me crawl to third base. I was faking though, I just didn’t want to have to try to score from first on a double.
Yahoo! Game Channel
on September 23, 2005 at 2:54 pm
I’m reporting
CHICAGO’S TODD WALKER HAS LEFT THE GAME IN THE FIRST INNING WITH A SPRAINED RIGHT KNEE.
Bruce Kimm
on September 23, 2005 at 2:54 pm
A friend of mine gave me tickets for today’s game. I must say, seeing my number flying on the left field foul pole got me a little choked up.
I didn’t have the sound up, but in the first inning WGN showed a close-up of Walker’s legs and I assumed Len and Bob were talking about he wasn’t wearing the knee brace anymore.
Well, maybe the dumbass should have been.
Brigham Young
on September 23, 2005 at 2:55 pm
What’s wrong with that, 79?
Total Recall
on September 23, 2005 at 2:56 pm
The best part in me, is the chick with 3 boobies.
A Cub Fan in PA
on September 23, 2005 at 2:56 pm
According to Santo the Cubs can go 9-0 and Houston can go 0-9 and the Phillies like 1-8 and the Fish 3-6… But in fairness to him, when you’re walking on two prosthetic legs, anything has to seem possible.
At any rate, at least gamecast is still fung mangs.
Oh – and #66 (I hate seeing anything w/ that # be lame) if you want to google yourself, do something worthwhile, like write an opinions column for your campus newspaper or create a sweet site like desipio.
Those knee/leg braces are useless, Dolan. USELESS!
Jerry the Lesser
on September 23, 2005 at 2:57 pm
What exactly is wrong with me? I mean other than the fact I’m dumb, a horrible baserunner and swing too hard at everything? Is my knee so bad I can’t even play? Why didn’t the Cubs bring up Fontenot? He’s on the 40-man. What’s he doing right now? Iowa’s been done for three weeks.
Andy will love this: The person I had lunch with showed up riding a Segway. I thought it was GOB.
Afterwards, I got to ride it. Pretty cool.
Dusty Baker
on September 23, 2005 at 2:58 pm
Owe it to the fans and the other teams to put your best team out there, dudes.
Beaten With A Sack Of Hammers
on September 23, 2005 at 2:58 pm
People who ride Seguways should be me.
Segway
on September 23, 2005 at 2:59 pm
People that ride me in public should be used for target practice.
Sapphire
on September 23, 2005 at 2:59 pm
I gave some drunk guy a lap dance for like 30 minutes last night before he finally had enough and he didn’t have his wallet on him so he gave me some stupid contraption made of velcro and plastic and he said it was worth like $800. WTF am I supposed to do with it?
Yahoo! Game Channel
on September 23, 2005 at 2:59 pm
G-Unit has thrown 43 pitches in 2 innings? Can i be serious?
Gob Bluth
on September 23, 2005 at 3:00 pm
“I’ll give you a ride…brother.”
Walks towards parking lot. Stops at Segway.
“This is me.”
Mark Prior
on September 23, 2005 at 3:00 pm
I was teaching G-Unit how to pitch instead of letting him watch Maddux work yesterday… Whoops.
Hey 91
on September 23, 2005 at 3:00 pm
Lets discuss Yahoo Serious somewhere else, OK?
Chuck rode...
on September 23, 2005 at 3:00 pm
…the Segway or the person he had lunch with?
Anybody Remember Me?
on September 23, 2005 at 3:01 pm
1) Look at Post #91
2) Take the first word after “Intrepid Reader”
3) Combine with the last word of my post.
Whatever happened to that guy?
Chuck's Lunch Buddy
on September 23, 2005 at 3:01 pm
Wheee!!!!!!!!
Neifi
on September 23, 2005 at 3:02 pm
In either the Trib or the Sun Times today (like it matters) it was suggested I might leave the Cubs to play every day with another team next year. The only way another team wants me to start is if Dusty gets a new job.
#96
on September 23, 2005 at 3:02 pm
Hopefully dead.
Mike D.
on September 23, 2005 at 3:02 pm
Seriously, how come Fat Roger’s not pitching this weekend? It’s not like Houston’s fighting for a playoff spot or anything.
Guy Yahoo?
on September 23, 2005 at 3:03 pm
Huh?
Yahoo Guy? What?
The Gremlin
on September 23, 2005 at 3:03 pm
Fear me!
Fat Roger
on September 23, 2005 at 3:03 pm
I’m pitching tomorrow, Mike.
Roger Clemens
on September 23, 2005 at 3:04 pm
I don’t do “big games”, okay. You’ll get your 5 inning scoreless outing when we’re eliminated dammit.
Wave me and watch the Asstros playoff chances get worse.
Waive me and watch them improve…
GOD
on September 23, 2005 at 3:11 pm
WHY WONT NEW ORLEANS JUST DIE ALREADY?!
Andy
on September 23, 2005 at 3:12 pm
Doug Padilla was on the XM baseball channel (175) the other day and the host said, “I just want to start with one quick question about the Cubs…”
To which Doug got pissed and said, “I cover the White Sox!”
The host said, “Yeah, well you do live in Chicago, maybe you can answer this…”
The question was about what the Cubs are going to do with their outfield next year. Padilla basically said he had no idea. Then he answered a few questions about the Sox and proved he has no idea what they’re doing either.
I need to get a hit this inning to make up for my fumble last inning.
Error, whatever.
The Beege
on September 23, 2005 at 3:14 pm
How over would my career be if I didn’t have you Chip? Come here you big bushy eyed lug.
Chippy
on September 23, 2005 at 3:14 pm
Honesty compels me to say that The Beege swung on and belted a rocket shot to Waveland Avenue! Or a hundred feet in front of it. Either way, I need to change my shorts again.
Love you, Craigy!
Mark Prior
on September 23, 2005 at 3:15 pm
Someone answer Roger’s question about not throwing complete games. I need to know.
Kerry Wood
on September 23, 2005 at 3:16 pm
Don’t worry Mark, strikeouts ein Cy Youngs. Just ask Nolan Ryan, that’s why he has so many…um wait…
GOD
on September 23, 2005 at 3:17 pm
I AM TOTALLY KICKING ASSES AND TAKING NAMES AND THESE WEIRDOS STILL PRAY TO ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HURRICANES
JFK
on September 23, 2005 at 3:18 pm
Eich bein ien Cy Yougner/
JFK
on September 23, 2005 at 3:18 pm
Eich bein ein Cy Younger.
Raffy
on September 23, 2005 at 3:21 pm
Here’s the REAL reason the roids got in my body: I went to a taco stand with Sammy, some guy orders us a “special taco”, it was real hot, so we got a Pepsi to wash it down. Then the guy puts on a white sox hat and walks away laughing. Next day, boom, I test positive. And if you don’t believe that, David Newhan gave them to me.
JFK
on September 23, 2005 at 3:23 pm
Eich bein ein double poster
Sacrilege
on September 23, 2005 at 3:24 pm
What would a Gamecast be without me? Funny stuff.
Lightning Bolts...
on September 23, 2005 at 3:31 pm
Apparently it only took a half an inning for me to smite everyone?
Andy
on September 23, 2005 at 3:32 pm
Why are they paying Neifi with huge oversized checks?
Neifi
on September 23, 2005 at 3:35 pm
I misplace stuff all the time.
Neifi's Fat Brother
on September 23, 2005 at 3:37 pm
Because I try to cash the large check after Neifi cashes the smaller one. That way we get twice as much money.
The Gremlin
on September 23, 2005 at 3:38 pm
I will run all you bitches over.
Neifi
on September 23, 2005 at 3:38 pm
I like to endorse them with my magic marker.
Andy
on September 23, 2005 at 3:38 pm
The answer to Mark Prior’s question about Roger Clemens being the only pitcher to win TWO Cy Young awards in seasons without a complete game is yes, he’s the only one.
The only other guys to win one without a complete game are relievers like Mark Davis (hee hee), Eric Gagne, Steve Bedrosian, Willie Hernandez, etc.
Nomah
on September 23, 2005 at 3:39 pm
Isn’t it fun watching me get all this RBI’s in meaningless games?
Monopoly Money
on September 23, 2005 at 3:39 pm
I thought I was how we paid Neifi.
Earl and Randy
on September 23, 2005 at 3:43 pm
That joke was funny on our pilot episode, though it was funnier in a PGA Commerical a few years ago when the Caddy tried to deposit the oversized ceremonial check into an ATM machine.
Monoply Police Guy (Don't pass go, etc. . .)
on September 23, 2005 at 3:46 pm
I would make as good of a third base couch as wendel kim
Bank error in your favor
on September 23, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Best community chest card ever… At least until Lindsay Lohan moves in to your neighborhood.
Todd Walker
on September 23, 2005 at 3:51 pm
Anybody have change for a $50? Preferably all singles, I’m gonna have a lot of down time here soon.
Caramis
on September 23, 2005 at 3:51 pm
Houston Broadcaster poined out that Willie Taveras has tied Joe Morgans rookie season record for number of hits, and said “They called Joe Morgan little joe, maybe they’ll call Willie Taveras little Willie.”
Carlos Zambrano
on September 23, 2005 at 3:53 pm
Do my shagging pants make me look fat?
Guy in Robocob
on September 23, 2005 at 3:54 pm
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Lefties with high pitch counts
on September 23, 2005 at 3:54 pm
We’re fung mang.
G-Unit
on September 23, 2005 at 3:55 pm
I should hang out with Todd Walker more so that I could learn how to be a better swing man
Corey
on September 23, 2005 at 3:57 pm
I think my glove is on backwards.
Korey
on September 23, 2005 at 3:57 pm
I am completely useless.
K-Pat
on September 23, 2005 at 3:57 pm
What happened?
FY
on September 23, 2005 at 3:58 pm
C!
Korey
on September 23, 2005 at 3:58 pm
I’m going to cry now.
Dusty Baker
on September 23, 2005 at 3:58 pm
What do they spray you with when your tragic number hits zero? I wouldn’t know, I’ve never been in this position before.
That ougtta shut those ungrateful fans up. How dare they.
Cub fans at Wrigley
on September 23, 2005 at 4:04 pm
Yay! Corey got a hit! We love you corey!
Corey
on September 23, 2005 at 4:05 pm
With two outs there was a pretty routine flyball to center that I got a good jump on, came in and had it clank off my glove chest high to allow a run to walk home from third. I’m awful.
Caramis
on September 23, 2005 at 4:06 pm
If I giovani gets a homerun in his first ab, his nickname should be Soto-maggio.
Caramis
on September 23, 2005 at 4:06 pm
But when your name is Geovany, you don’t really nead a nickname…
Geovany Soto
on September 23, 2005 at 4:06 pm
Is this my first big-league appearance?
Aaron Rowand
on September 23, 2005 at 4:06 pm
I still love you, Korey.
My place, tonight? We can compare fielding tips.
Billy Corgan
on September 23, 2005 at 4:07 pm
If you want to know my opinion, some of Corey’s play reminds me of the hilarious hijinks of that bozo, Bonko the Clown.
White Sox Fans
on September 23, 2005 at 4:08 pm
Fuck you! Rowand is awesom! He’s Crash Rownad. He’s a badass, who plays like a stud.
I think it’s safe to say that nobody wants your opinion Billy.
Scott Strickland
on September 23, 2005 at 4:10 pm
I sell propane, and propane accessories.
Aaron Rowand
on September 23, 2005 at 4:11 pm
I’m going to die trying.
Wuretz
on September 23, 2005 at 4:11 pm
My strikeout numbers are sick.
Gold Glover Aaron Rowand
on September 23, 2005 at 4:11 pm
I’ve only misplayed three balls since Wednesday.
Cubs fans love Corey
on September 23, 2005 at 4:12 pm
Nice “cheer” when he caught that flyball.
Yes, Cubs fans are cuddly and nice and don’t care about winning or good play. Sure.
Korey
on September 23, 2005 at 4:12 pm
Hey can I keep that last fly ball I caught as a souvenier?
Milo Hamilton
on September 23, 2005 at 4:13 pm
There’s a high fly ball to…we’ve got a station break coming up in 10 seconds…oh, it’s a great, station break in five seconds…wow, you’re listening to Houston Astros baseball on WHOU.
Mike D.
on September 23, 2005 at 4:13 pm
Go Bears.
Grinder Rule number 97
on September 23, 2005 at 4:13 pm
kill travis hafner
Bronx Cheers
on September 23, 2005 at 4:14 pm
Korey has gotten more of me this season than regualer cheers. That’s not good.
Win Or Die Trying
on September 23, 2005 at 4:16 pm
Who knew that you can actually die trying to win a baseball game. That sox marketing department is the balls.
Win so Dye will stop crying
on September 23, 2005 at 4:17 pm
oh, gosh, I am clever
Bob Brenley
on September 23, 2005 at 4:22 pm
Why do I keep on insisting it’s freezing cold in northern California?
DLee
on September 23, 2005 at 4:22 pm
Must regain batting title lead
Albie Pooholes
on September 23, 2005 at 4:25 pm
That’s fine D., I’ll take the MVP.
Bill James,
on September 23, 2005 at 4:25 pm
I think that Craig Biggio was the best player in baseball around 2002.
Seriously.
Rafael
on September 23, 2005 at 4:27 pm
I’m sorry, Miggy Tejada gave me a flinstone vitamin, my bad.
Len Kasper
on September 23, 2005 at 4:27 pm
I just called the Smithereens a “power pop super group”.
Len Kasper
on September 23, 2005 at 4:27 pm
I am too excited about meeting one of the Smithereens.
Andy
on September 23, 2005 at 4:28 pm
Ooh, Altar Bridge! Yeah, like anything made up former members of Creed is going to be anything but awful.
Spreadsheet
on September 23, 2005 at 4:28 pm
That because you watch me instead of the games, Bill. Take your nerdy, bitch ass over to Neyer’s house. He’s already hot for you.
Len Kastper
on September 23, 2005 at 4:28 pm
It’s going to be better than Yanni at Redrocks.
Wuertz
on September 23, 2005 at 4:29 pm
I sure am fooling this asstrolls hitters today.
Arnold Voslo
on September 23, 2005 at 4:29 pm
I was a rotisserie player in Chicago who figured out that Patricia Velasquez would be the tits in the Mummy.
Bill James hired me.
Or somehting.
Jon Tesh
on September 23, 2005 at 4:29 pm
Damn right #203!
Enya
on September 23, 2005 at 4:31 pm
Damn Right #206!
Wuretz
on September 23, 2005 at 4:32 pm
Y’all need to start showing me some more love.
Chip Caray
on September 23, 2005 at 4:33 pm
I wonder who Michael Wuertz roots for in the Miller Park Sausage race. Is it the “bratwuertz” by any chance?
Andy
on September 23, 2005 at 4:33 pm
Len e-mailed me the day after his infamous reference to how much he enjoyed John Tesh at Redrocks to implore me to let you all know he was kidding.
After all, Tesh couldn’t hold the Smithereens’ jocks.
Sarah Brightman
on September 23, 2005 at 4:34 pm
At least I’m cute.
Sex in the City on WGN
on September 23, 2005 at 4:34 pm
Why would anybody watch me? The show was never funny. The only reason anybody watched it was to see who would get naked and that got old, you know, once you saw that Kristen Davis would never get naked. So ‘GN is airing it without cursing or nudity. What the hell is left?
Larry Rothschild
on September 23, 2005 at 4:36 pm
See how he’s gone from bad to the Wuertz he is today? Pure Rothschild.
Sex and the City
on September 23, 2005 at 4:36 pm
I am a terrible show. I mean, just downright awful.
Murton
on September 23, 2005 at 4:37 pm
They are giving me the DLee treatment, you know the one he got prior to this year. Bust him inside, and get him out.
Gamecast of the Year
on September 23, 2005 at 4:37 pm
I am happening today. Why did it take so long?
Mark Prior
on September 23, 2005 at 4:37 pm
Stay Larry, I love you, just like how Wood loved Acosta.
Well, if Dusty’s sticking around next year, I think the Cubs need to put together the most volatile coaching staff possible. So fire Larry and Dick Pole, and bring in Lloyd McClendon (bench coach) and Dr. Mike Marshall to be pitching coach. Good times.
Jeff Bagwell,t he man with the spongeworthy batting glove.
Dusty Baker
on September 23, 2005 at 4:46 pm
What the hell? It’s like Garner’s playing to win.
Scott Williamson
on September 23, 2005 at 4:46 pm
why the hell am I pitching to bagwell?
Dusty
on September 23, 2005 at 4:48 pm
I owe it to the league to play these games to win. That’s why I bring in Williamson, who’s basically on a half-year rehab, come in with a one-run lead.
Beef Bagwell
on September 23, 2005 at 4:48 pm
I only started hitting like this after I roomed with DK. Man, he was thick.
I guess a guy leaves more than his Heart in San Fran.
Mike Barrett
on September 23, 2005 at 4:49 pm
Time to stir up some poop.
Phil Garner
on September 23, 2005 at 4:49 pm
OK, they brought Novoa in. Now’s the time I invoke our little known right to have the rest of the game settled with a spelling bee!
That guy from the Sonic Commercials
on September 23, 2005 at 4:50 pm
He’s at improv olympic sometimes, friggin hilarious, check him out sometime
What Dusty says:
on September 23, 2005 at 4:50 pm
OK, big dude, gotta get us a strikeout here or a double play. Come on dude, you can do it, dude. Big black buck like you, don’t take no crap. Got it, dude.
Fat Roger
on September 23, 2005 at 4:51 pm
I’ll go first Skip. Cody…um…let’s see…K-O-D-Y. Cody.
What Novoa hears:
on September 23, 2005 at 4:51 pm
The next to last gamecast of the season.
Except for me, right Andy?
The lineup is wrong. I’m playing right field and batting fourth. It’s about time. Well, I’d better finish up my power shagging.
You guys are just rooting for the Cubs because Andy told you to! I’m disgusted by the whole thing! Use your own brain morans! Root for the White Sox! They’re a Chicago team!
Gentleman, I am the tits. Pray I come back and pitch next year, for I am a pitching God. If hearing my interview with Brenley a minute ago doesn’t make you love me even more, if that’s possible, than you are a turd. I am truly a gentleman and a scholar.
Yes root for us. Also, cook some meth and put a down payment on a 1 bedroom condo in Alsip. Fuck off #4, everyone here hated the sox long ago.
What did I say??
We’re a Chicago team too! Root your balls off for us, we did!!!
Hey there gang! Can somebody slip a note to The Beege to have him call me. My cell number is 424-RKT-SHOT. I got some test results that Craig should be interested in. I guess you really can catch these things from a toilet seat.
Especially if you’re wearing the seat on your face.
I’m disgusted by what’s going on in the Orioles clubhouse. Guys injecting each other. What is the world coming to? We don’t condone that kind of behavior here in St. Louis. At least not since we had Jim Edmonds spayed.
I said I love day games, pitching in Chicago, living in Chicago, and I would be more than happy to do it all again. The best part was, you could tell I meant every friggin word. The weather/day game comments might have been a jab at some excuse makers. I’m so friggin smooth, you just never know with me, anyway, I gave a nice classy interview. I also said how I like to talk to hitters in the dugout and clubhouse becasue talking to a D. Lee, you might find out something you can use against a Jeff Bagwell. I am awesome.
Brave!
How do you like my part sweatshirt, part satin jacket? I look like I ought to be unloading speakers for Paul Anka at the Redwood Lounge.
Good one, funny stuff.
Hey Greg, why didn’t you tell Bob that you use a spitter?
You cheat!
And…can you teach me to throw one before Sunday? Thanks. My e-mail is
i-thought-the-season-was-4-months-long@chisox.com
Hey Rubber Stamper, you repressed, pointless fuckmonger–
Since we’re all Chicago-based, should Desipiots root for us, too? Acoording to your batshit logic, we should.
Now get the fuck out of here or your mom’s gonna stop paying the Internet bill.
Messmer! You wearing a f#$%ing t-shirt on my stage?
http://www.hankhayes.com/m3u/anka.m3u
Anyone catch Wayne Messmer singing the national anthem before the BEARS game Sunday?
I’m pretty sure that was a first.
Judging from Ivy Chat’s comments today, I’m the prime suspect of the real identity of the Rubber Stamper.
That young man has a lovely voice. I wonder if he knows the words to “Two Coins in a Fountain”?
Uh, rather than get my boxers in a twist, I assumed that Rubber Stamper was being, you know, sarcastic.
I think it’s cool that Phil Garner’s photo is on mudflaps on semi’s all over America.
Empty seats! That’ll show those Tribune bastards.
CT,
You apparently didn’t read his little tirade in the comments of today’s Dose.
We’re supposed to root for the Sox because they just so happen to have had the state build them a stadium within the city limits.
I see 18 empty seats in section 402. Son of a bitch, we can’t have that. I guess this offseason we’ll have to trade for Manny Ramirez, Johan Santana, Juan Pierre, Vlad Guerrero, Miguel Tejada, Billy Wagner and Mariano Rivera. Maybe then we’ll be able to fill those 18 empty seats!
I’m still confused as to why there wasn’t a full scale brawl during that last Cubs-Cardinals series. I mean, come on, if you’re the Cubs that’s all you had left. A little physical violence never hurt anybody.
Wait, that’s phrased poorly.
Oh, and nice to see Bagwell drinking Starbucks in the dugout.
Hey Chuck,
How’s your wife and my kids?
Nah, I must have missed that one. My loss I’m sure.
I checked him out and he really does have a Magic Wandy.
Anybody watching me?
Yes Congressman, I can honestly say that no other player has ever given me a B-12 shot. I can not deny, however, that Jim Edmonds gave me repeated be-hind shots, however.
#29, you love it when I hold you.
Folks, honesty compels me to say that Jeff drinking Starbucks in the dugout, isn’t very “Bagwellian” of him. He’s a fine teammate and an even finer person, folks.
My season. Over.
I am in, bitches.
Better cash in all them singles then, honey.
Come on Todd, bow your neck, cinch it back, and hunker down.
Watch Dusty add me to the list of excuses.
See, Derrek Lee told me that Bagwell likes to drink coffee in the dugout.
I’ve got my good stuff today!
I love how Santo exhibits such a monstrous lack of perspective. He’s freaking out and all upset about Walker’s injury.
Hey Ron–check the standings. It’s nearly October, and the playoffs are so far out that your good buddy “Wild” Bill Holman would never reach them. Relax, and just count down the days. Walker’s in pain, sure, and I feel sorry for him. But the only group of people that are directly affected by it aren’t the Cubs– it’s the girls at Heavenly Bodies.
What happened to Walker?
Don’t worry if Jeromy whiffs, I’m on deck to pick him up.
No, Greg, I told you he said to the Beege “Don’t ever get off me”, not “He likes to drink coffee”. Gettin old man.
I was going first to third on Lee’s double to the vines and came up with some sort of calf, Achilles, hamstring, shin injury. The best part of my injury was that while I was laying on the ground next to the bag, Jose Macias came out to run for and stood on the bag as if to say, “If you’re going to lay there I’ll Pierzynski you if I have to run home.”
Mike D. does alot of me about Santo. If you don’t like it, don’t listen.
Why did I not go in to pinch run and to play the second base?
Oh, Patrick that injury looks bad. I think that might just put us out of contention for good this year. I read today that our magic number is 1.
That’s “tragic” number, Ron. One more loss or an Astros win eliminates the Cubs.
I rounded second on Lee’s double, and fell into third in obvious pain, before having my leg stretched and then I was brought off the field.
The Cubs put me on today!
In other words, Walker was hung over, and saw a way to get a quick exit from today’s game.
Jim “Don’t call me Kevin” Hickey: Hey Chavez, what kind of stuff does Wandy have today?
Chavez: I don’t know, I haven’t caught one yet.
Nah. The reason is for cubs hitting is me.
The tragedy of my injury is that it’s on my “lap dance” side.
He’s “hung” over allright…hehehehe
Jose’s in there… not like they have any other infielders they could use…
… because Dusty owes it to the fans to put the best on the field…
BAD
Mike D,
Regarding your earlier post: I sang the national anthem for the Bears-Packers game at the Soldier Field reopening 2 years ago.
Jim “Don’t call me Kevin” Hickey: Hey Chavez, what kind of stuff does Wandy have today?
Chavez: I don’t know, I haven’t caught one yet.
#45
Fuck off, I don’t have a TV in my office. I’m just going to be more defiant than Dusty and keep listening, even if Santo forces me to bitch. I’m not going to let that self-pitying fool drive me away. Take some of your own advice and skip my comments regarding Ronnie.
The real questuion is, why am I listening to the Cubs regardless of WHO is broadcasting?
Easy there buddy. We read it the first time.
Does this mean I’m out of the running for NSBB’s Cubs Player of the Year award?
My bad. I was taking a dump when Walker got hurt. So Dusty went to Macias. That, and Dusty’s waiting for me to turn 40 before he lets me get in a game.
For Wayne Messmer.
http://www.bulletholesintheneck.com/
Nice.
I posted it the second time. I just want to be able to Google myself.
If I had Googled myself one night instead of heading out to the Gurnee Mills Mall, I could have saved myself some real trouble.
Goldman, I got you probation. Though you’d have been better off with jail time. At least you could have gotten a job in prison.
Just got back from lunch at the Downtown Harry Caray’s. What did I miss besides Matt Murton sleeping with my wife, the Trib being pissed about no shows, and the star of “Total Recall” posting on my site?
Kevin Hickey was a 16″ softball player who was discovered by the Sox, signed, and eventually pitched for about 3-4 years. It was actually a very cool story, in spite of the fact that it happened with the Sox.
JIM Hickey also pitched for the Sox, a bit later. He hit Sarge Matthews in the first of the revived exhibition “crosstown classic” in 1985.
That is all.
Well Chuck, you might wanna high tail it home, Murton gave me your wive’s number.
Might be the best ever posted on Desipio.
Consider this a Deee-vorce!
I posted at Ivy what?
Oh Chuck, you missed my season ending injury! It was a good time seeing me crawl to third base. I was faking though, I just didn’t want to have to try to score from first on a double.
I’m reporting
CHICAGO’S TODD WALKER HAS LEFT THE GAME IN THE FIRST INNING WITH A SPRAINED RIGHT KNEE.
A friend of mine gave me tickets for today’s game. I must say, seeing my number flying on the left field foul pole got me a little choked up.
It was Korey’s fault, right?
I have multiple spouses?
I didn’t have the sound up, but in the first inning WGN showed a close-up of Walker’s legs and I assumed Len and Bob were talking about he wasn’t wearing the knee brace anymore.
Well, maybe the dumbass should have been.
What’s wrong with that, 79?
The best part in me, is the chick with 3 boobies.
According to Santo the Cubs can go 9-0 and Houston can go 0-9 and the Phillies like 1-8 and the Fish 3-6… But in fairness to him, when you’re walking on two prosthetic legs, anything has to seem possible.
At any rate, at least gamecast is still fung mangs.
Oh – and #66 (I hate seeing anything w/ that # be lame) if you want to google yourself, do something worthwhile, like write an opinions column for your campus newspaper or create a sweet site like desipio.
Those knee/leg braces are useless, Dolan. USELESS!
What exactly is wrong with me? I mean other than the fact I’m dumb, a horrible baserunner and swing too hard at everything? Is my knee so bad I can’t even play? Why didn’t the Cubs bring up Fontenot? He’s on the 40-man. What’s he doing right now? Iowa’s been done for three weeks.
Nothign is WRONG with that, it’s just news to me.
I guess I missed a lot.
Andy will love this: The person I had lunch with showed up riding a Segway. I thought it was GOB.
Afterwards, I got to ride it. Pretty cool.
Owe it to the fans and the other teams to put your best team out there, dudes.
People who ride Seguways should be me.
People that ride me in public should be used for target practice.
I gave some drunk guy a lap dance for like 30 minutes last night before he finally had enough and he didn’t have his wallet on him so he gave me some stupid contraption made of velcro and plastic and he said it was worth like $800. WTF am I supposed to do with it?
G-Unit has thrown 43 pitches in 2 innings? Can i be serious?
“I’ll give you a ride…brother.”
Walks towards parking lot. Stops at Segway.
“This is me.”
I was teaching G-Unit how to pitch instead of letting him watch Maddux work yesterday… Whoops.
Lets discuss Yahoo Serious somewhere else, OK?
…the Segway or the person he had lunch with?
1) Look at Post #91
2) Take the first word after “Intrepid Reader”
3) Combine with the last word of my post.
Whatever happened to that guy?
Wheee!!!!!!!!
In either the Trib or the Sun Times today (like it matters) it was suggested I might leave the Cubs to play every day with another team next year. The only way another team wants me to start is if Dusty gets a new job.
Hopefully dead.
Seriously, how come Fat Roger’s not pitching this weekend? It’s not like Houston’s fighting for a playoff spot or anything.
Huh?
Yahoo Guy? What?
Fear me!
I’m pitching tomorrow, Mike.
I don’t do “big games”, okay. You’ll get your 5 inning scoreless outing when we’re eliminated dammit.
Oooh! Time for two more posts!
Now, that’s table setting. Dusty’s probably kicking himself for not going with Neifi-Gremlin in the 1-2 spots all year…
I am clutch!
You’re not pitcher tomorrow, Roger. That’s what they announced. They’re throwing another Hispanic burler at us.
Oh look–man on third and a fly ball that didn’t go far enough! How unique!
The Cubs sold out today because their fans, they just want to go to the park, get a tan and enjoy the weather.
Bases loaded, on out. Pop up to short right.
The Sox have become the Cubs!
Am I the only starting pitcher to ever win two Cy Youngs without throwing a complete game in those seasons?
We announced a sell out of 36,000 on Wednesday.
Our park seats 40,000. Used to seat 43,000 until we started ripping seats out for the “overhang.”
Overhang meaning, upperdeck slant-o-death.
Now, that’s discipline at the plate.
Stop picking on the Sox upper deck! It was made in CHICAGO! You have to root for it. It’s from CHICAGO!
The Cubs better hope whatever I have ain’t contagious.
Wave me and watch the Asstros playoff chances get worse.
Waive me and watch them improve…
WHY WONT NEW ORLEANS JUST DIE ALREADY?!
Doug Padilla was on the XM baseball channel (175) the other day and the host said, “I just want to start with one quick question about the Cubs…”
To which Doug got pissed and said, “I cover the White Sox!”
The host said, “Yeah, well you do live in Chicago, maybe you can answer this…”
The question was about what the Cubs are going to do with their outfield next year. Padilla basically said he had no idea. Then he answered a few questions about the Sox and proved he has no idea what they’re doing either.
Shame on you God!
I am so roided up it’s ridiculous.
Beege with the high hard one. Chip is in tears.
I need to get a hit this inning to make up for my fumble last inning.
Error, whatever.
How over would my career be if I didn’t have you Chip? Come here you big bushy eyed lug.
Honesty compels me to say that The Beege swung on and belted a rocket shot to Waveland Avenue! Or a hundred feet in front of it. Either way, I need to change my shorts again.
Love you, Craigy!
Someone answer Roger’s question about not throwing complete games. I need to know.
Don’t worry Mark, strikeouts ein Cy Youngs. Just ask Nolan Ryan, that’s why he has so many…um wait…
I AM TOTALLY KICKING ASSES AND TAKING NAMES AND THESE WEIRDOS STILL PRAY TO ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HURRICANES
Eich bein ien Cy Yougner/
Eich bein ein Cy Younger.
Here’s the REAL reason the roids got in my body: I went to a taco stand with Sammy, some guy orders us a “special taco”, it was real hot, so we got a Pepsi to wash it down. Then the guy puts on a white sox hat and walks away laughing. Next day, boom, I test positive. And if you don’t believe that, David Newhan gave them to me.
Eich bein ein double poster
What would a Gamecast be without me? Funny stuff.
Apparently it only took a half an inning for me to smite everyone?
Why are they paying Neifi with huge oversized checks?
I misplace stuff all the time.
Because I try to cash the large check after Neifi cashes the smaller one. That way we get twice as much money.
I will run all you bitches over.
I like to endorse them with my magic marker.
The answer to Mark Prior’s question about Roger Clemens being the only pitcher to win TWO Cy Young awards in seasons without a complete game is yes, he’s the only one.
The only other guys to win one without a complete game are relievers like Mark Davis (hee hee), Eric Gagne, Steve Bedrosian, Willie Hernandez, etc.
Isn’t it fun watching me get all this RBI’s in meaningless games?
I thought I was how we paid Neifi.
That joke was funny on our pilot episode, though it was funnier in a PGA Commerical a few years ago when the Caddy tried to deposit the oversized ceremonial check into an ATM machine.
I would make as good of a third base couch as wendel kim
Best community chest card ever… At least until Lindsay Lohan moves in to your neighborhood.
Anybody have change for a $50? Preferably all singles, I’m gonna have a lot of down time here soon.
Houston Broadcaster poined out that Willie Taveras has tied Joe Morgans rookie season record for number of hits, and said “They called Joe Morgan little joe, maybe they’ll call Willie Taveras little Willie.”
Do my shagging pants make me look fat?
I’d buy that for a dollar!
We’re fung mang.
I should hang out with Todd Walker more so that I could learn how to be a better swing man
I think my glove is on backwards.
I am completely useless.
What happened?
C!
I’m going to cry now.
What do they spray you with when your tragic number hits zero? I wouldn’t know, I’ve never been in this position before.
Now what did he do?
Booing Korey is one thing, but the Corey chants at wrigley, that’s a bit much.
Did you know that Dusty played with me? He even hit behind me for a while. Did you guys know that?
If you want to know my opinion, Corey’s still just a rat in a cage.
I deserve to be whipped with an extension cord.
Hank, I didn’t know that, tell me more.
I’m slim, but the Cubs’ still have me…
WTF did KKKKKKKKKorey do this time?
#161, it that despite all of Korey’s rage?
I just made a nice grab
Korey just droped a fairly routine fly ball.
Fuck all of you bitches.
That ougtta shut those ungrateful fans up. How dare they.
Yay! Corey got a hit! We love you corey!
With two outs there was a pretty routine flyball to center that I got a good jump on, came in and had it clank off my glove chest high to allow a run to walk home from third. I’m awful.
If I giovani gets a homerun in his first ab, his nickname should be Soto-maggio.
But when your name is Geovany, you don’t really nead a nickname…
Is this my first big-league appearance?
I still love you, Korey.
My place, tonight? We can compare fielding tips.
If you want to know my opinion, some of Corey’s play reminds me of the hilarious hijinks of that bozo, Bonko the Clown.
Fuck you! Rowand is awesom! He’s Crash Rownad. He’s a badass, who plays like a stud.
I didn’t know we made vans.
I think it’s safe to say that nobody wants your opinion Billy.
I sell propane, and propane accessories.
I’m going to die trying.
My strikeout numbers are sick.
I’ve only misplayed three balls since Wednesday.
Nice “cheer” when he caught that flyball.
Yes, Cubs fans are cuddly and nice and don’t care about winning or good play. Sure.
Hey can I keep that last fly ball I caught as a souvenier?
There’s a high fly ball to…we’ve got a station break coming up in 10 seconds…oh, it’s a great, station break in five seconds…wow, you’re listening to Houston Astros baseball on WHOU.
Go Bears.
kill travis hafner
Korey has gotten more of me this season than regualer cheers. That’s not good.
Oh, know I know what Mike D. was talking about.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2170458
Who knew that you can actually die trying to win a baseball game. That sox marketing department is the balls.
oh, gosh, I am clever
Why do I keep on insisting it’s freezing cold in northern California?
Must regain batting title lead
That’s fine D., I’ll take the MVP.
I think that Craig Biggio was the best player in baseball around 2002.
Seriously.
I’m sorry, Miggy Tejada gave me a flinstone vitamin, my bad.
I just called the Smithereens a “power pop super group”.
I am too excited about meeting one of the Smithereens.
Ooh, Altar Bridge! Yeah, like anything made up former members of Creed is going to be anything but awful.
That because you watch me instead of the games, Bill. Take your nerdy, bitch ass over to Neyer’s house. He’s already hot for you.
It’s going to be better than Yanni at Redrocks.
I sure am fooling this asstrolls hitters today.
I was a rotisserie player in Chicago who figured out that Patricia Velasquez would be the tits in the Mummy.
Bill James hired me.
Or somehting.
Damn right #203!
Damn Right #206!
Y’all need to start showing me some more love.
I wonder who Michael Wuertz roots for in the Miller Park Sausage race. Is it the “bratwuertz” by any chance?
Len e-mailed me the day after his infamous reference to how much he enjoyed John Tesh at Redrocks to implore me to let you all know he was kidding.
After all, Tesh couldn’t hold the Smithereens’ jocks.
At least I’m cute.
Why would anybody watch me? The show was never funny. The only reason anybody watched it was to see who would get naked and that got old, you know, once you saw that Kristen Davis would never get naked. So ‘GN is airing it without cursing or nudity. What the hell is left?
See how he’s gone from bad to the Wuertz he is today? Pure Rothschild.
I am a terrible show. I mean, just downright awful.
They are giving me the DLee treatment, you know the one he got prior to this year. Bust him inside, and get him out.
I am happening today. Why did it take so long?
Stay Larry, I love you, just like how Wood loved Acosta.
Larry, you may want to put that on your resume, since you’re going to be mailing them out soon.
Thanks for covering my ass Andy,
Do you still want to go see Michael Bolton with me next weekend?
Pure Rothschild, bitches. Pure Rothschild.
That’s okay Murton, I’ll give you some tips on how to open up that swing. Just let me get behind you…
Sorry, Len. I’ve got tickets to a Christopher Cross – Air Supply show.
I’m glad I left such a positive impression on all you mugs…No one sings songs for Marty DeMerrit anymore, do dey?
The Cubs do not field like back-to-back-to-back AAU champs.
The canvas can do miracles.
I once saw Phil Regan sitting naked on a folding chair.
I was blind for nearly an hour.
Andy, does that mean the skybox you ordered is now open?
Well, if Dusty’s sticking around next year, I think the Cubs need to put together the most volatile coaching staff possible. So fire Larry and Dick Pole, and bring in Lloyd McClendon (bench coach) and Dr. Mike Marshall to be pitching coach. Good times.
That’s just vile, Andy.
Was Nancy in the Room?
I was about to do it to beat Neifi’s ass with a bat, if he would have hurt Murton.
Why can’t Corey, Macias and Neifi all collide and have career-ending injuries. Sheesh.
Ah the 6th inning. AKA, the “How Else Can We Fuck Up?” inning.
Apparently, I hate the Phillies.
How many WPs do I have this year? geez
Uh, Chuck.
Relax. I’m just setting up the inning ending triple play. Babies.
LOL!!!!
The Astros were willing to give up an out to get Lane to third. Instead, the Cubs give them 1st and 3rd and tell Garner to “Keep yoru fucken out!”
Am I pitching?
Fine, get the fuck out, yoru
Wasn’t Burke the android in Alien?
I am missing from the Cubs’ dictionary.
First and third, no outs. About 1,000 ways to score there without a hit. So I sac bunt. This is strategery at its finest!
Wow, that coffee went right through me.
Hey Miggy, got any of that B12 left?
Jeff Bagwell,t he man with the spongeworthy batting glove.
What the hell? It’s like Garner’s playing to win.
why the hell am I pitching to bagwell?
I owe it to the league to play these games to win. That’s why I bring in Williamson, who’s basically on a half-year rehab, come in with a one-run lead.
I only started hitting like this after I roomed with DK. Man, he was thick.
Pat: “Dusty might want to turn Vizcaiano around.”
I guess a guy leaves more than his Heart in San Fran.
Time to stir up some poop.
OK, they brought Novoa in. Now’s the time I invoke our little known right to have the rest of the game settled with a spelling bee!
He’s at improv olympic sometimes, friggin hilarious, check him out sometime
OK, big dude, gotta get us a strikeout here or a double play. Come on dude, you can do it, dude. Big black buck like you, don’t take no crap. Got it, dude.
I’ll go first Skip. Cody…um…let’s see…K-O-D-Y. Cody.
Blah, blah dude, blah blah blah blah strikeout blah blah blah blah. Blah blah dude, blah blah blah blah, dude. Blah black buck blah blah, don’t blah throw blah no strikes. Blah blah, dude.
I have to take a massive dump…this seems like a good a time as any,
see you guys in about 5 runs…(no pun intended)…
Don’t hit it to me. Don’t hit it to me.
(Looks around the infield)
Don’t hit it to Macias. Don’t hit it to Macias.
Give me that damn gold glove, bitches.
If Crazy Lloyd was the bench coach right now, he’d go out and take third base.
Thanks for sharing Caramis.
I can spell K!
Do you mean “take” third base, as in tuck it under his arm and walk off the field. Because I’m fine with that.
poncha!
For the ninth, I’ll call 311.
For those of you who think I was the ugliest pitcher the Cubs would face this season, boy, are you in for a surprise tomorrow.
#263, Exactly.
I was safe on that play.
Nice try Scotty!
Avenge me.
or just post a picture of Uma Thurman in her Avengers constume.
C’mon cubs, I dare you to give me a reason to come in today.
Knock it off, Lidge. I need you for a 13-out save tomorrow.
Super Novoa’s strikeout.
Thanks guys.
Asstrolls are not winning the Wild card here.
W
#212
Kristin Davis does get naked in Sex and the City.
Here I am!
After hearing how Ozzie sometimes pukes after the Sox lose, how many pointless lame job stress articles can we litter our Sunday editions with?
tonight! don’t forget to tune in to “Choke-arama theatre”
Ooooh! I love disaster dramas! Ebert gives it thumbs up! What does Roeper think?
I think Roger’s sweeeeeet!
I think Roger’s sweeeeeet!
I’m telling!