Seriously, what is wrong with this asshole?
Won’t anyone tell him that he’s not funny, that his Harry Caray impression isn’t actually of Harry, but Will Ferrell doing Harry…poorly?
On the surface, Ryan Dempster should be likable.  He seems nice enough.  He certainly works hard.  But his “hey, look, a camera!” shit needs to just go away.
Stop trying to be every media member’s best friend. Â Shut up. Â Learn to throw a fucking strike.
Actually, don’t bother any of that. Â Just let it be known to Theo that you’re willing to waive your 10 and 5 rights to make a trade happen. Â I’m sure there’s some other organization that sees value in having a fucking prop comic as their fifth starter.
I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy.
Fuck Harold Reynolds for inciting that.
I thought the program was supposed to be an hour long and instead I got 25 minuets of a dopefest
I was down in Mesa late in feb and Dempster, like always, signs autos for everyone. He never says no. I saw a younger kid in a wheelchair and Ryan took a minute to give him a baseball and sign 2 cards for him. I understand and agree with Andy’s frustration, but when he pitches bad, I’ll think of him as the person that he is beneath the uniform.
Oh look. Desipio is posting content a lot now. How fucking fabulous, just after I’d gotten used to dousing my eyes in gasoline only a few times a year, that dick-hugger Andy Dolan decides to fire it up again. Great.
Hey Andy – instead of creating faux outrage over something that is absolutely irrelevant to ANYTHING, please return to your previous schedule of posting epic, unreadable rants only two or three times a year. It’ll make you look a little less like a fucktard, even if your asshole quotient remains about the same.
Now I’ll just wait for your buddies to take a second to stop eating each shit out of each other’s assholes to righteously defend you. Please, Andy. It’s not too late. Kill yourself. Or just your website, whichever one takes less work.
Fucking jizz-shitter.