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Draft Live!: 2004 NBA Draft, 6 p.m.

Jun 24, 2004 | Andy | 278 comments

278 Comments

  1. Brian
    Brian on June 24, 2004 at 5:59 pm

    The NBA draft’s tonight? Really?

  2. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:03 pm

    The draft is tonight, indeed.

    We’ll break down all of the picks and throw in our two cents, even though it’ll be wildly uninformed. That’s the best kind!

  3. Fletch
    Fletch on June 24, 2004 at 6:04 pm

    How long til it starts? I’m in Australia and am restless. Any live streams or live anything available on the net?

  4. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:13 pm

    Draft starts at 6:30 p.m. What, we’re not a live stream?

  5. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:18 pm

    Ben Gordon is already leading the draft in pink shirts.

    Yikes.

  6. Moises
    Moises on June 24, 2004 at 6:18 pm

    You want a live stream? Stick your hands out.

  7. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:21 pm

    Karry Ling is in New York and he’s got this report.

    This ought to be good.

  8. Karry Ling
    Karry Ling on June 24, 2004 at 6:23 pm


    Hello again, everybody! I’m here in New York City and I have a major scoop! The Dallas Mavericks already have the rights to Josh Howard! I hope the Magic weren’t going to draft him! Looks like they’ll settle for Chike Okefor!

  9. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:24 pm

    Uh…Karry, Josh Howard was a first rounder last year for the Mavs out of Wake Forest. It’s DWIGHT Howard this year.

    And Chike Okeafor is an NFL lineman.

    I’m so glad we flew him to New York.

  10. Stephen A. Smith
    Stephen A. Smith on June 24, 2004 at 6:24 pm

    WHY AM I YELLING!?!

    HOW MANY W’S DO I THINK ARE IN THE WORD TERRIBLE?

    TEWWIBLE?

  11. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:25 pm

    Mmm, pork chop sandwiches.

    Good to be here.

  12. Potekan
    Potekan on June 24, 2004 at 6:26 pm

    Greetings from Barcelona!

    I have received Andy’s invitation to your lively chat discussion, and I could not help but joining in, just like last year.

    Hey, doesn’t it all begin at 7PM your time (now it’s 1:30AM here…)?

  13. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:26 pm

    Jay Bilas just said that Howard "has a nice touch."

    Man, Jay really gets intimate in these scouting reports, doesn’t he?

    Eww.

    He gave Howard an 18 on his scale. Howard lost points for strength, toughness and tongue kissing.

    I have no idea…

  14. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:26 pm

    Five years from now, the best players from this draft will be Shaun Livingston, Ben Gordon, Emeka Okafor, Al Jefferson, and Dwight Howard.

    It would be nice if the Bulls could get, you know, ONE of those players.

  15. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:28 pm

    Welcome back, Potekan — we’re really gunna need some overseas insight. We don’t know who any of these guys are.

  16. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:28 pm

    You know, when Jake shows up, and BC drops by to join Kelly, Matt, Karry and I, we’ll have the entire Desipio staff in one place at the same time.

    The gates of Hell should be opening any time.

    Nice to have you back Potekan. You’re our Euro expert. But feel free to mock whoever.

  17. Karry Ling
    Karry Ling on June 24, 2004 at 6:30 pm


    I have it on authority that John Paxson has traded Eddie Robinson, the seventh pick and the weird inflatable version of Benny the Bull to the Pacers for Al Harrington and an entire case of Consort hair spray, autographed by Rick Carlisle himself.

    Sweet deal.

  18. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:31 pm

    I hope the Bulls trade E-Rob. But part of me wants him to stay, because I frickin’ love any excuse to use this photo.

  19. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:32 pm

    Why nobody likes Al Harrington as much as me is beyond the realms of my limited knowledge.

    I would trade the #3 straight up for that guy, much less the 7th …

  20. David Stern
    David Stern on June 24, 2004 at 6:33 pm

    Did I just say "home of the WNBA’s New York Liberty?"

    I just threw up in my mouth.

  21. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:33 pm

    Somewhere in middle America, there’s a ten year old kid saying, "Hey they’re playing the CSI theme song!"

    Somewhere, Pete Townsend is rolling over in his grave. Wait, he’s not dead. He’s rolling over in his kiddie porn.

  22. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:33 pm

    There are 200 countries? Wow.

    The Earth is big.

    I just thought it was us, and Canada, and Atlantis, and Australia, and Iraq.

  23. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:34 pm

    "Who Are You" is the CSI theme song? I need to start watching that show.

    "I woke in a Soho doorway/A policeman knew my name…"

  24. ESPN
    ESPN on June 24, 2004 at 6:35 pm

    Can we have a draft without Chris Berman screaming and using jokes from 1988 for six straight hours?

  25. Potekan
    Potekan on June 24, 2004 at 6:35 pm

    Thanks for your kind words… if only they came together with a contract as a scout for Desipio Media Ventures! ;)

    Anyway, I just hope not to get crazy by seeing any team pick someone like Remon Van de Hare (toronto, 52th pick last year). As for this guy, he keeps playing on Barcelona’s 2nd team, in the Spanish 4th division… no, I’m not kidding…

    Let’s see how mad this year’s draft turns out to be…

  26. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:35 pm

    Does anybody doubt that if the Bulls traded #3 to Indy for Harrington that Ben Gordon or Shaun Livingston wouldn’t be around at 7?

    Then again, Pax stayed put last year and watched Bryl Creem Riley steal Dwyane from us one pick before it was our turn.

    My prediction: Gordon goes at three to the Bulls. Bulls trade seven for Al and the Pacers take Luke Jackson’s hair.

    Then again, I Chad Ford write that today in his pathetic ESPN chat so I doubt all of it now.

  27. Indolent Reader
    Indolent Reader on June 24, 2004 at 6:35 pm

    Does anyone like Chris Berman?

    Seriously. Anyone?

  28. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:36 pm

    I love that clip of Dwight Howard pinning the layup of the 5’4" white "forward" against the glass.

  29. Stu Scott
    Stu Scott on June 24, 2004 at 6:36 pm

    Don’t worry, ya’ll! I’m in the hizzouse to bring da draft some flava!

    Word!

  30. Indolent Reader
    Indolent Reader on June 24, 2004 at 6:37 pm

    Does anyone like Stu Scott?

    Seriously. Anyone, Yo?

  31. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:37 pm

    Jay Bilas just said that Dwight Howard is mature for his age, but not compared to Okafor.

    I’m 31, I’m not as mature as Emeka is. Maturity is overrated.

    Wait, I have to go for a minute. Ron Artest and I are going to teepee some houses.

  32. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:38 pm

    John Weisbrod is a f!cking moran.

  33. Orando -- #1 picks Dwight Howard
    Orando -- #1 picks Dwight Howard on June 24, 2004 at 6:38 pm

    He’s very religious, right?

    That’ll get slapped out of him in about six weeks.

  34. Bob Davie
    Bob Davie on June 24, 2004 at 6:39 pm

    Shit! Mark Jones got a job without me?

  35. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:39 pm

    Dwight is a nice, solid player … he’ll be a mini-Amare, but damn Weisbrod is an idiot.

  36. Potekan
    Potekan on June 24, 2004 at 6:40 pm

    The 1st overall will be that D. Howard… the 2nd coming of Kwame Brown?

  37. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:40 pm

    Mark Jones is like Stu Scott with two good eyes. Remember when he used to host the NBA show on ESPN that they showed at like 3 in the afternoon?

    He made me sound "street" doing that show.

  38. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:41 pm

    If you draft Howard, that means you junk Francis and/or Mobley for picks and cap space.

    You can’t have players entering their prime playing with middling high schoolers.

    Right Jalen?

    Weisbrod: a gotdamn fool.

  39. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:41 pm

    What’s the over/under on how long it takes Bob Johnson to call his new draft pick "Emookie"?

    I’ll take 6:54 Central time.

    And no, nobody likes Chris Berman except for fat, Zubaz wearing football diehards and whoever writes the checks at ESPN.

  40. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:42 pm

    How big is Howard’s hat? It looks like it should be bolted onto a golf cart and parked in a bullpen.

  41. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:42 pm

    I remember David Aldridge’s steely glare at Mark Jones everytime Jones quoted Montell Jordan. That was supersweet.

  42. Karry Ling
    Karry Ling on June 24, 2004 at 6:43 pm

    If you are wondering, I would totally do Dwight’s mother.

  43. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:43 pm

    If Rex Chapman is the face of your franchise, then your franchise needs a burqa.

  44. Charlotte #2 -- takes Emeka Okafor
    Charlotte #2 -- takes Emeka Okafor on June 24, 2004 at 6:44 pm

    His dad’s name is Pius and he looks just like former Bull Roy Rogers.

    Not a good thing.

  45. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:44 pm

    Karry, I’d watch.

    Wha?

    Five minutes, Pax. Don’t screw this up. Gordon … Jackson … Gordon … Jackson.

  46. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:44 pm

    Buck Williams didn’t block shots?

  47. Marcus Fizer
    Marcus Fizer on June 24, 2004 at 6:45 pm

    Bilas said Emeka is the "face of the franchise?"

    What am I, bitch?

  48. Charlotte Bobcats
    Charlotte Bobcats on June 24, 2004 at 6:45 pm

    Is our logo the same as the Panthers, but with different colors?

  49. Mike Tirico
    Mike Tirico on June 24, 2004 at 6:46 pm

    When Jay Mariotti puts down his donut to write a column, I pick it up, along with a couple more.

  50. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:47 pm

    Dick Vitale: "They’re dancing with Joy and Jubilation in Orlando."

    I swear, I was at a gentleman’s club there and saw Joy and Jubilation.

    Juby’s got a nice rack.

  51. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:47 pm

    Uh, Stu — I took a final exam or two at a classes I didn’t go to either.

    It’s called "college." That’s what you do.

  52. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:48 pm

    Bernie Bickerstaff hit the NyQuil early tonight.

  53. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 6:49 pm

    One down.

    Good call, Pax.

  54. Chicago --#3 Ben Gordon
    Chicago --#3 Ben Gordon on June 24, 2004 at 6:49 pm

    Whither Jamal?

  55. Potekan
    Potekan on June 24, 2004 at 6:50 pm

    Hey, once again, just like last year… Do you know any radio broadcasting the draft via the internet? Last year someone gave me the link to a Boston local radio… it was boring, but better than not hearing it at all!

  56. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:50 pm

    Bilas says Gordon is 6’1 without his shoes on.

    Is he going to play barefoot?

    Screw that. He can shoot it.

  57. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:52 pm

    Gordon was born in London. So he will not be able to run for president.

  58. Elgin Baylor
    Elgin Baylor on June 24, 2004 at 6:52 pm

    The draft is tonight? Why the fuck didn’t anyone tell me?

  59. Try this
    Try this on June 24, 2004 at 6:53 pm

    http://espnradio.espn.go.com/espnradio/index

  60. Clippers #4 -- Shaun Livingston
    Clippers #4 -- Shaun Livingston on June 24, 2004 at 6:55 pm

    Is he Cliff’s kid?

  61. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:56 pm

    I’ve seen thicker things come through the fax machine than Shaun Livingston.

    Andy Katz is not good on TV. Just not. He and Chad Ford should be sequestered during the draft telecast.

  62. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:57 pm

    Did I just see a guy from SE Illinois College?

    What is that?

    Did I go there? Wait, that was NIU the home of NBA superstar…uh…Allen Rayhorn?

  63. Ambiguously gay comment from Jay Bilas
    Ambiguously gay comment from Jay Bilas on June 24, 2004 at 6:57 pm

    "Livingston has tremendous length."

  64. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 6:58 pm

    I’m sure Livingston’s good, but when Bilas goes nutty over him, a little voice in the back of my mind says, "Darius Miles is the best player in this draft!" How’d that turn out?

  65. Kenny Battle
    Kenny Battle on June 24, 2004 at 6:59 pm

    I went to NIU for a while, Andy. Now, I’m selling drugs in Aurora, Illinois!!

  66. Jerry Krause
    Jerry Krause on June 24, 2004 at 6:59 pm

    You should see Shaun Livingston’s mother’s hands. He’s a keeper.

  67. Illinois Institute of Technology Fighting Sliderulers
    Illinois Institute of Technology Fighting Sliderulers on June 24, 2004 at 7:00 pm

    Kenny! You’re our coach!

  68. Potekan
    Potekan on June 24, 2004 at 7:00 pm

    Thanks, but ESPN radio doesn’t seem to broadcast online. Anyone from Boston? ;)

  69. Wizards (Dallas, really) #5 -- Devin Harris' overbite
    Wizards (Dallas, really) #5 -- Devin Harris' overbite on June 24, 2004 at 7:01 pm

    I hope the NBA has good dental.

  70. Kenny Battle
    Kenny Battle on June 24, 2004 at 7:01 pm

    That’s true. But I’m still dealing in Aurora.

  71. ESPNradio
    ESPNradio on June 24, 2004 at 7:01 pm

    We broacast online, just click on "Gamenight."

  72. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:03 pm

    Sucks to be you, Shaun.

    My brother says he can lift 210, and he’s 16.

    And he’s a f!ckin’ pussy.

    I love Livingston, I just wish he was on a different team.

    Devin Harris looks like he should be somewhere else, playing a cello.

  73. Live audio
    Live audio on June 24, 2004 at 7:03 pm

    You can listen to it on NBA.com.

  74. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:04 pm

    I look at Devin Harris with that hat on and think…

    "I am Tiger Woods."

    Anybody else?

  75. Nipsey Russell
    Nipsey Russell on June 24, 2004 at 7:04 pm

    Am I the GM of the Clippers?

  76. Hawks #6 -- Josh Childress
    Hawks #6 -- Josh Childress on June 24, 2004 at 7:05 pm

    Do the Bulls take Iguodala now?

    Hmm?

  77. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:05 pm

    A little high for Childress, no?

    What’s with the one-size fits all hats tonight?

  78. Charles Nelson Riley
    Charles Nelson Riley on June 24, 2004 at 7:06 pm

    Nipsey, remember when we were on Match Game together? Am I gay or what?

  79. Dick Vitale
    Dick Vitale on June 24, 2004 at 7:06 pm

    Do I know that trifecter isn’t a word?

    And do I not like anybody?

  80. Larry Bird
    Larry Bird on June 24, 2004 at 7:07 pm

    Pax, take Jackson, we need the white superstar!

  81. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:07 pm

    Come on, Pax. Make Larry happy.

  82. Karry Ling
    Karry Ling on June 24, 2004 at 7:08 pm

    I’d do Mrs. Childress, too. I like the green room this year!

  83. Stu Scott
    Stu Scott on June 24, 2004 at 7:08 pm

    Every interview is about me, isn’t it?

    God, I suck.

  84. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:09 pm

    Stuart Scott: "Moms is cool with the fro, so’s as long as you keep it tight."

    LET’S HEAR IT FOR TELEJOURNALISM!

  85. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:09 pm

    Only Stu Scott could make "moms" singular.

    It’s 7:10 and David Aldridge hasn’t had to directly refute a Chad Ford rumor yet. ESPN is losing its touch.

    My guess is still Iguodala (and I’m not sure if I can even spell that.)

  86. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:10 pm

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  87. Suns (Bulls, really) #7 --- Luol Deng
    Suns (Bulls, really) #7 --- Luol Deng on June 24, 2004 at 7:10 pm

    What’s that on my blind side!

    Ahhh! It’s Deng!

  88. Chris Mihm
    Chris Mihm on June 24, 2004 at 7:11 pm

    Don’t sweat it, Bulls fans. Remember me?

  89. Potekan
    Potekan on June 24, 2004 at 7:11 pm

    Finally Deng…

  90. Long
    Long on June 24, 2004 at 7:11 pm

    The adjective of choice these days, I guess.

  91. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:11 pm

    Tirico just said, "He’s not one of the best Duke players to come out of the draft." Huh? He’d better frickin’ be.

    Does he own a motorcycle? Can we check on this?

    I’d give Stu $100 if he’d just ask him that.

    Hey, I bought Jimmy Anderson a pizza…

  92. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:13 pm

    Luke Jackson was going to be my favorite Bull. Oh, well.

    Deng has the best Bulls’ accent since Luc Longley.

    He speaks Dinka, Arabic and English. Between him and E-Rob they speak three languages!

  93. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:13 pm

    I said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" after they drafted Hinrich, so I’m hoping things turn out the same way.

    Dick Vitale just gave John Paxson an "A."

    That says it right there.

  94. Luol
    Luol on June 24, 2004 at 7:14 pm

    I own moped.

  95. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:14 pm

    You forgot Kornel David already, Andy?

    And could your qualify what Ron Harper had as an "accent?"

  96. Ron Harper
    Ron Harper on June 24, 2004 at 7:15 pm

    Kkkkkkkkeellllllyyyy…shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut uppppppp.

  97. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:16 pm

    Is it wrong that when I have to spell out a long Web address I imagine how long it would take Ron Harper to do it?

    Or Bob Love.

  98. Raptors #8 -- Rafael Araujo
    Raptors #8 -- Rafael Araujo on June 24, 2004 at 7:17 pm

    Tom Tolbert just said, "What?"

    His wife would be cute if her eyes were within six inches of each other.

    He went to BYU? So he’s what, 28?

  99. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:18 pm

    Rafael is 6’11, 290 and he’s got Steve Scheffler written all over him.

    Not a good thing.

    I liked the story about him cleaning toilets. That ought to get him ready for dealing with Vince Carter.

    What does that even mean?

  100. Potekan
    Potekan on June 24, 2004 at 7:20 pm

    Why isn’t anyone drafting Igoudala (or iguana, or however this name is spelled)? Araujo?

    By the way, Kornel David enjoyed a successful season in the Spanish league… until he had back problems just before the beginning of the playoffs with his team, TAU Cerámica. A solid player, don’t know about his accent ;)

    Another scouting detail: bulls fans (KD…), watch out for Macijauskas. He’s a killer, and he’s probably coming to Chicago…

  101. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:21 pm

    Paxson, "Our goal was to get more than one player out of this draft."

    Having two number ones…that should be the least of your goals.

    PG- Hinrich
    SG- Crawford
    SF- Deng
    PF- Chandler
    C- Curry
    6th- Gordon
    7th- Antonio D.

    It is what it is.

  102. Jayson Williams
    Jayson Williams on June 24, 2004 at 7:21 pm

    I could hang with this Macijauskas guy.

  103. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:21 pm

    I got drunk in West Lafayette one night, passed out, and woke up with "Steve Scheffler" written all over me.

  104. John Wayne Gacy
    John Wayne Gacy on June 24, 2004 at 7:21 pm

    I’m a killer!

    Wait, I’m dead.

  105. Sixers #9 -- Andre Iguodala
    Sixers #9 -- Andre Iguodala on June 24, 2004 at 7:22 pm

    Bilas says Iguodala is Pip without the jumper.

    I shudder to think what that looks like.

  106. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:23 pm

    Iguana gets to run around Philly in an ugly uniform for a few years.

  107. David Stern
    David Stern on June 24, 2004 at 7:23 pm

    Don’t be surprised if I come out wearing a fake mustache for the 10th pick.

  108. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:27 pm

    Not that anybody on this side cares, but a rumor on a Web site called Desipio.com which has a Cubs GameCast going on (oh, wait, that’s us!) is that Chip Caray has been informed he will not be brought back for 2005. The rumor is in the form of an internal Tribune Company e-mail.

    Oh, and something about how many readers Newsday has…

  109. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:28 pm

    I’m disappointed every time Stern steps out to announce the 1st pick without a mustache.

  110. Cavs #10 --- Luke Jackson
    Cavs #10 --- Luke Jackson on June 24, 2004 at 7:28 pm

    Great hair, great jumper, jumps like me.

  111. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:29 pm

    Biedrins is the best big man left, but nobody knows what’s going on in his head.

  112. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:29 pm

    If I’m Luke Jackson and I just got picked to play with LeBron, I just got a big chubby.

    Open jumpers. Sweet.

  113. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:31 pm

    Oh, and Wendall Kim is a moran.

  114. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:31 pm

    Al Harrington to the Cavs?

  115. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:31 pm

    Jackson’s gotta go to Indy.

  116. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:32 pm

    KD, is Chris Marcus still on your couch?

  117. Jeff Foster
    Jeff Foster on June 24, 2004 at 7:33 pm

    Larry Bird says he needs a white superstar. What the fuck am I?

  118. Warriors #11 -- Andris Biedrins
    Warriors #11 -- Andris Biedrins on June 24, 2004 at 7:34 pm

    The first Latvian ever selected!

  119. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:34 pm

    Come on Andris!

    Euros don’t cry! They kiss!

    Kiss! Kiss!

  120. Potekan
    Potekan on June 24, 2004 at 7:34 pm

    That’s it guys, I think I’m leaving… last night was party time here in Spain (St. John’s day, the shortest night of the year) and now I’m falling asleep.

    I’m really sorry about not being able to stay here for the 2nd round, where all those freakish players are selected…

    Anyway, if you need any "Insider comments" on euro players, I will send you an overall update on all the selected euros in a couple of days.

    Have a nice chat! See u!

  121. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:35 pm

    Is Fran Frischilla wearing pants?

  122. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:35 pm

    I moved last October and left the coach there. Whatever was still on it ain’t my problem.

  123. Espana
    Espana on June 24, 2004 at 7:36 pm

    Every night es party night en Espana!

  124. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:37 pm

    I miss the Euro interviews. Once a year ain’t enough.

    Stu Scott just reminded us not to front.

  125. Karry Ling
    Karry Ling on June 24, 2004 at 7:37 pm

    Andris just said, "I like outside, inside, outside sideways, inside."

    And I understood that more than whatever the hell Stu Scott just asked him.

  126. Sonics #12 -- Robert Swift
    Sonics #12 -- Robert Swift on June 24, 2004 at 7:41 pm

    The commish almost called them the SuperSonics. They haven’t been Super since Jack Sikma took his perm and left.

  127. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:41 pm

    Rick Sund just REALLY pissed off Danny Ainge. Nice.

  128. Buck Owens
    Buck Owens on June 24, 2004 at 7:42 pm

    He’s from the "streets of Bakersfield!"

    And he’s white! Are white kids allowed to enter the draft out of high school? Somebody double check that rule.

  129. Sedale Threatt
    Sedale Threatt on June 24, 2004 at 7:43 pm

    Anybody need Danny Ainge punched? I’m available.

  130. TRADE
    TRADE on June 24, 2004 at 7:45 pm

    We knew it, but it’s official:

    Mavs get: Jerry Stackhouse (why?)
    Christian Laettner (why?)
    Devin Harris’ overbite

    Wiz get: Antawn Jamison

  131. Blazers #13 -- Sebastian Telfair
    Blazers #13 -- Sebastian Telfair on June 24, 2004 at 7:45 pm

    Just sit back and watch Jay Bilas rip this pick…

  132. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:45 pm

    Blazers take Sebastian Telfair, no shocker.

    Telfair is in the building, but he’s two-diemensional, so you can’t see him from the side.

  133. Damon Stoudamire
    Damon Stoudamire on June 24, 2004 at 7:47 pm

    Got any weed, kid?

  134. Sam Vincent
    Sam Vincent on June 24, 2004 at 7:47 pm

    Anyone need to trade for Sedale Threatt?? I’m availible.

  135. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:47 pm

    I’m enjoying Stephen Smith ripping the pick.

    "That pick was tewwible! Just tewwible! They should have taken Jameer Nelson!"

  136. Rick Pitino
    Rick Pitino on June 24, 2004 at 7:48 pm

    Sebastian Telfair is mono-versatile!

  137. David Stern
    David Stern on June 24, 2004 at 7:48 pm

    Don’t be surprised if I come out for the 20th pick wearing a reverse goatee. You just never know with me.

  138. Paul Bako
    Paul Bako on June 24, 2004 at 7:48 pm

    Can I enter the draft? I can run, sort of, and I’m having some trouble in my real job.

  139. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:48 pm

    How much does John Weisbrod make? He can’t afford a shirt with a collar that fits?

  140. John Weisbrod
    John Weisbrod on June 24, 2004 at 7:49 pm

    Threatt is availible?

    I’ll get my guys on that, straightaway!

  141. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:50 pm

    Why do the Magic need to trade Tracy McGrady?

    How did they fuck that up so quickly?

  142. Jazz #14 -- Kris Humphries
    Jazz #14 -- Kris Humphries on June 24, 2004 at 7:50 pm

    Do the Jazz have to draft white guys? Is it in the team charter?

  143. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:51 pm

    Bilas just called Humphries a "me first player. If you can get him away from his dad, he might turn into something."

    Jerry Sloan can smack some "me first" out of you.

  144. Robert Swift
    Robert Swift on June 24, 2004 at 7:51 pm


    Pucker up!

  145. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 7:52 pm

    KD, I love Harrington as much as you…

    Told you Humphries would end up in Utah…

    What’s more ridiculous, Rafeal Araujo going top 10, or that nobody pronounced his first name with an ‘R’?…

    Nice start by the Bulls…

  146. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:53 pm

    Andy, Weisbrod’s a nut.

    He doesn’t understand the concept of a "guaranteed contract."

    He thinks if a cat doesn’t feel like playing for your team (T-Mac, Francis) he can just up and leave.

  147. Pete TownsHend
    Pete TownsHend on June 24, 2004 at 7:56 pm

    Andy, you forgot the silent, and totally unnecessary "H" in my last name. Now, anyone know any good kiddie porn sites? I’m, uh, you know, researching a book..yeah, that’s the ticket, a book.

  148. Celtics #15 -- Al Jefferson
    Celtics #15 -- Al Jefferson on June 24, 2004 at 7:56 pm

    George and Weezie had two kids?

  149. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:57 pm

    Shorry Phete.

  150. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:58 pm

    Jefferson’s the next LJ.

  151. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 7:59 pm

    Is Jameer Nelson the Cadillac Anderson of this draft?

    Did Vitale actually finish a sentence in that diatribe?

  152. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 7:59 pm

    Has anybody seen Robert Swift in the same place at the same time as either Timothy McVeigh or that scary redheaded kid from Children of the Corn?

    Best moment of this draft so far, Luol’s mom’s victory trill/cry… It might have been a mating call, I’m consulting my Sudanese – English dictionary…

    Dickie V., preach it!!!

  153. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 7:59 pm

    I love it when Dickie V gets indignant.

  154. Jazz #16 -- Kirk Snyder
    Jazz #16 -- Kirk Snyder on June 24, 2004 at 8:00 pm

    Do they know he’s black? Sure he’s named Kirk, but still…

  155. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:01 pm

    Solid pick for Utah.

    Any off-guard is looking good to the Jazz after DeShawn Stevenson’s Hennessey-addled era.

  156. John Ashcroft
    John Ashcroft on June 24, 2004 at 8:02 pm

    Mr. President sir,
    We’ve got a situation in New York City. We heard one of those lelelelelelelelelelelele’s coming out of the Garden. We’re going to detonate.

  157. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 8:02 pm

    By the way, I went to high school with Chad Ford… Total freakin’ dork… He wouldn’t last a week at Desipio…

  158. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:02 pm

    Jazz have new unis, btw.

  159. 14 year old female Utahans
    14 year old female Utahans on June 24, 2004 at 8:03 pm

    We miss DeShawn already!

  160. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:04 pm

    I had to work for Chad Ford, and talk on the phone with him for hours on end.

    I lose more than you lose.

  161. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 8:04 pm

    Who’s face is at the top of this page?

    http://www.nba.com/hawks/

    Does Larry Bird know about this cat?

    I’ve got Kirk Snyder and Kris Humphries first fight on day 3 of preseason practice…

  162. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:05 pm

    Look at the weenie coverage we’re going against:

    http://www.nba.com/draft2004/blog.html

  163. NBA.com
    NBA.com on June 24, 2004 at 8:05 pm

    "The Bulls just selected UConn’s Ben Gordon at No. 3, making it back-to-back UConn selections. Along with Jay Williams and Mike Dunleavy who went two-three in 2002, the UConn duo is the second-highest duo ever drafted.

    Chicago now has a lot of guards on its roster.

    Gonna head backstage to see what’s going on. Back bloggin’ in a bit."

  164. Adam Caldarelli
    Adam Caldarelli on June 24, 2004 at 8:06 pm

    You’re just lucky I retired from Draft coverage!

  165. Hawks #17 -- Josh Smith
    Hawks #17 -- Josh Smith on June 24, 2004 at 8:06 pm

    Huh? Who?

  166. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:08 pm

    Wouldn’t want to get my car fixed by Josh Smith’s father.

  167. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:08 pm

    Jay Bilas on Josh Smith, "If you ask me what player is most likely to be a bust, I’d say it would be Josh Smith. He doesn’t play hard."

    Tell us what you really think, Jay.

    Josh Smith’s dad is a big boy. Let’s hope he doesn’t attack Jay.

    What did the old man say about Doritos?

  168. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 8:08 pm

    Seriously KD, who’s at the top of Atlanta’s home page and why?…

  169. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:08 pm

    Josh Smith said, "I’ve been working with John Lucas, gettin’ my dribbles right."

    What? Huh? Who?

  170. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:11 pm

    It changes every time I go there … I’ll start F5’ing it, hold on.

    JT … a Hawk … Boris Diaw … same, same … Travis Hansen.

    That’s the white dude with the unfortunate dye-job.

  171. RS1
    RS1 on June 24, 2004 at 8:11 pm

    Is there a high school player that John Lucas isn’t mentoring?

  172. Hornets  #18 -- JR Smith
    Hornets #18 -- JR Smith on June 24, 2004 at 8:12 pm

    Jay "Some call him Vince Carter with a jump shot."

    Meow.

  173. Carlos Beltran
    Carlos Beltran on June 24, 2004 at 8:12 pm

    I’m going to Houston according to ESPN.com.

  174. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:12 pm

    Still surprised Utah didn’t take Sergei Monya.

  175. #173
    #173 on June 24, 2004 at 8:13 pm

    Sorry, wrong chat!

  176. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:14 pm

    Jake, and why?

    He’s one of probably three Hawks that are under contract.

  177. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 8:14 pm

    Carlos to Houston for who?

    My NL-only team needs help…

  178. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:15 pm

    Is that someone who will take at bats from Lance Berkman?

    Berkman has me 3rd in my fantasy league.

  179. ESPN
    ESPN on June 24, 2004 at 8:15 pm

    Beltran to Houston, Dotel to Oakland, prospects to KC.

  180. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:16 pm

    Beltran to Houston, Dotel to Oakland, prospects (probably Teahen and Buck) to Kansas City.

  181. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 8:17 pm

    Why, because I didn’t think it had been that long since I’d seen a Hawks game — and I knew it wasn’t Sura… and why in the hell would anyone have a Hansen on their front page banner… ?

    Sprite’s Thirst was a lot funnier 10 years ago when he was Nike’s Lil’ Penny… Some marketing guy at Sprite got paid to regurgitate that crap…

  182. Heat #19 -- Dorrell Wright
    Heat #19 -- Dorrell Wright on June 24, 2004 at 8:18 pm

    Jay says he can shoot it. Who are we to argue?

  183. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:20 pm

    He’s going to be ready in three years?

    Eddie Jones will be dead by then.

  184. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:20 pm

    I’ll never get tired of Stephen A. yelling at teams for passing up on Jameer.

    Personally, I think Jameer reminds me of Bruce Douglas…but that’s just me.

  185. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 8:20 pm

    Why do they keep talking Jameer? And why is Chris Duhon sitting on his lap???

  186. Chris Duhon
    Chris Duhon on June 24, 2004 at 8:21 pm

    Because Shavlik’s on yours, Jake.

  187. Nuggets #20 -- Jameer Nelson
    Nuggets #20 -- Jameer Nelson on June 24, 2004 at 8:24 pm

    On this team, where they push it relentlessly, I like this pick. I think it might have been worth the wait, Jameer.

  188. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:26 pm

    Was Duhon too slow or what?

    They loved him coming out of HS.

    Jameer gets drafted and is immediately 3rd-string beyond Dre Miller and Earl Boykins.

  189. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:26 pm

    Oh fer chrissakes, did Stu just ask him what his favorite tatoo was?

  190. Herve
    Herve on June 24, 2004 at 8:28 pm

    I’m his favorite Tattoo!

  191. Sergei Monya
    Sergei Monya on June 24, 2004 at 8:28 pm


    DRAFT ME!

  192. John Paxson
    John Paxson on June 24, 2004 at 8:29 pm

    We’re going to trade Deng and Curry for Jameer and Boykins and start a 6’2 and under team!

  193. Dickee V!
    Dickee V! on June 24, 2004 at 8:29 pm


    Wacky!

  194. Jazz #21 -- Pavel Podkolzine
    Jazz #21 -- Pavel Podkolzine on June 24, 2004 at 8:30 pm

    He’s 7’5?

    He’s a skinny Mark Eaton!

  195. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:30 pm

    Pavel sucks. No Sergei?

    He makes Jake Tskalidis look swift.

  196. Ron Jeremy
    Ron Jeremy on June 24, 2004 at 8:32 pm

    Am I coaching the Heat?

  197. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:34 pm

    If Stu interviewed me, I’d need an interpreter, too.

    I’ll give Pavel credit for trying to answer on his own. But this is what I got out of it.

    "Dandelion wingtip Coca Cola Volvo!"

  198. David Aldridge
    David Aldridge on June 24, 2004 at 8:35 pm

    …is reporting Jameer to the Magic for one or possibly two, number twos.

    Does he get to play Moochie to Stevie F. and Cutino?

  199. Nets (for Portland) #22 -- Viktor Khyrapa
    Nets (for Portland) #22 -- Viktor Khyrapa on June 24, 2004 at 8:36 pm

    I took a Khyrapa this morning.

  200. Bergen Record Headline tomorrow
    Bergen Record Headline tomorrow on June 24, 2004 at 8:36 pm

    NETS TAKE HUGE KHRYAPA AT DRAFT!

  201. Blazers #23 -- Sergei Monia
    Blazers #23 -- Sergei Monia on June 24, 2004 at 8:39 pm

    Portland gets A monia!

  202. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:40 pm

    Frischilla "These guys platooned last year. That means they split time."

    Is that what that means, Fran?

  203. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:40 pm

    Is Russia in Europe?

  204. Ron Burke
    Ron Burke on June 24, 2004 at 8:41 pm

    Am I on anybody’s TV?

  205. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:42 pm

    I know my name is Kelly, but did he just say that dude’s name was "Elisha?"

  206. Yakov Smirnov
    Yakov Smirnov on June 24, 2004 at 8:42 pm

    Nyet!

    Well, Eurasia.

    Whatever the fuck that is.

  207. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:43 pm

    Or was it "Elicia?"

  208. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:43 pm

    Does Sergei think he got drafted by the Pistons? Seriously. Man is he in for a rude awakening.

  209. Danny Ainge
    Danny Ainge on June 24, 2004 at 8:44 pm

    ESPN is running a list of my personnel moves!

    Wow…what a friggin’ mess. I’m awful at this job.

  210. Trade
    Trade on June 24, 2004 at 8:45 pm

    Jameer to Orlando for a future first rounder.

  211. Celtics #24 -- Delonte West
    Celtics #24 -- Delonte West on June 24, 2004 at 8:46 pm

    I like this guy. I’d like him more if he was 6’6 and not 6’2.

  212. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:46 pm

    Jay said Delonte is a "smaller Cutino Mobley."

    Can you be smaller than Cutino?

  213. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:49 pm

    Listening to Vitale break down the draft reminds us that he drafted Greg Kelser in the top five once.

    Dick’s a great guy, but he’s a dope.

  214. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:50 pm

    Listening to Vitale break down the draft reminds us that he drafted Greg Kelser in the top five once.

    Dick’s a great guy, but he’s a dope.

  215. Celtics #25 -- Tony Allen
    Celtics #25 -- Tony Allen on June 24, 2004 at 8:51 pm

    Danny Ainge doesn’t get it.

  216. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:51 pm

    Tony Allen played at the Chicago Pre-Draft Camp?

    That says all I need to know about him right there.

  217. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:52 pm

    Katz says the Celtics had West ranked number two on their point guard board and Allen number two on their shooting guard board.

    That says to me their board is hanging upside down.

  218. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:55 pm

    My brother wants to know why Mike Tirico leans forward on every syllable.

  219. Kings #26 -- Kevin Martin
    Kings #26 -- Kevin Martin on June 24, 2004 at 8:56 pm

    Oh, he’s the Kevin Martin from Western Carolina. Sure. Whatever.

  220. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 8:57 pm

    He’s also about to leave to see, what he calls, "that gay-ass White Chicks movie."

    So, you know, perspective.

  221. Ha Seung-Jin
    Ha Seung-Jin on June 24, 2004 at 8:58 pm


    DRAFT ME! FEED ME!

  222. John Nash
    John Nash on June 24, 2004 at 8:58 pm

    Wow, I look like Jim Fregosi!

  223. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 8:59 pm

    John Nash, you’ve got a beautiful mind, you magnificent bastard!

  224. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 9:00 pm

    Didn’t Tony Allen play in the same draft camp Andre Emmett allegedly dominated?

    How much jack did Mizzou’s Ricky Paulding leave on the table by not entering the draft last year after the Marquette Overtime tourney game…

  225. Pete Vescey's wig
    Pete Vescey's wig on June 24, 2004 at 9:00 pm

    I hate Jim Gray.

  226. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 9:00 pm

    Holy crap, could Jim Gray talk any faster?

    Of course, nobody gives a rat’s ass what he has to say about anything.

    I still love Vecsey’s line about "Kobe Bryant’s au pair Jim Gray."

  227. Lakers #27 -- Sasha Vujacic
    Lakers #27 -- Sasha Vujacic on June 24, 2004 at 9:01 pm

    The second guy from the stands to be drafted!

  228. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:01 pm

    What’s with the Euros keeping the kisses to themselves?

    Stern must have sent the word out after last year.

  229. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 9:01 pm

    Sasha and Slava: "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship…"

  230. Quinn Snyder
    Quinn Snyder on June 24, 2004 at 9:02 pm

    Don’t worry Jack, Ricky got plenty of "jack" from us.

  231. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:03 pm

    I’d like to see Gray and Kobe in a crib shaking each other to death.

    All of that was out-loud.

  232. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 9:06 pm

    Only Jim Gray could attach himself like a leech to a basketball player in such a succubusian manner as to make Ahmad Rashad’s relationship with Michael Jordan look ethical and healthy.

    Yes, succubusian.

  233. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:06 pm

    BENO!

  234. Spurs #28 -- Beno Udrih
    Spurs #28 -- Beno Udrih on June 24, 2004 at 9:07 pm

    Beano Cook? Isn’t he like 104?

  235. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 9:08 pm

    Now I know what a pipe dream sounds like.

    Stephen A. Smith on Kobe to the Spurs.

  236. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 9:09 pm

    Jim Gray is reporting that Kobe "would like to be a Laker for life, but he’s wanted to be a free agent for a long time."

    So, which is it, weasel?

  237. Pacers #29 -- David Harrison
    Pacers #29 -- David Harrison on June 24, 2004 at 9:12 pm

    Mr. Relevant!

  238. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:13 pm

    Even I’m watching the Cardinal game.

    The Yankee-version of Graham Norton is on Comedy Central now, if it’s half as funny as the BBC version, then we have a winner.

  239. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:13 pm

    David Harrison as a first-rounder?

    That’s quite a reach.

  240. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 9:16 pm

    Jay Leno should be locked in a room and forced to watch Graham Norton. It’d shame him out of the business.

  241. pd
    pd on June 24, 2004 at 9:16 pm

    Why haven’t they announced the 7 pick trade to the Bulls yet? Didn’t that happen yesterday?

  242. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 9:19 pm

    Russ Granik needs a fan club.

    I’m not starting it, but maybe one of you should.

  243. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:19 pm

    Still working out what is protected and what isn’t protected for the future Bulls-to-Phoenix pick per NBA rules.

    Since Ted Stepian’s time in Cleveland, you can’t be without a #1 pick two years running.

  244. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 9:22 pm

    I thought it was:

    Suns get Bulls pick in 2005 unless it’s top three…

    …then they get Bulls’ pick in 2006 unless it’s numbe rone…

    then they get the Bulls pick in 2007 regardless.

  245. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 9:22 pm

    Did Zach from Dream Job get drafted or is that Sideshow Bob?

  246. pd
    pd on June 24, 2004 at 9:24 pm

    I thought if Phoenix drafted Deng, they could trade him innediately afterwards, and what Andy said above was already worked out. They have officially announced every other deal. Could Phoenix have opted out of this deal?

  247. Bulls second round pick -- Jackson Vroman
    Bulls second round pick -- Jackson Vroman on June 24, 2004 at 9:26 pm

    He’s the new sausage king of Chicago!

  248. pd
    pd on June 24, 2004 at 9:26 pm

    By the way, ESPN shows it as a Bull’s pick, nba.com shows it as Phoenix

  249. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:27 pm

    Could happen right after this.

    Not sure why it’s taken so long, probably waiting for last call out in Arizona. Bryan Colangelo wants to finish his last mai-tai.

  250. pd
    pd on June 24, 2004 at 9:28 pm

    OR, perhaps we had to make the 2nd round pick (31) to complete the deal? I’m confused right now.

  251. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 9:29 pm

    Paxson already said they have both Deng and Gordon. Didn’t the Bulls just draft Vroman for Phoenix? Now they can announce the trade…right? Don’t you have to have both players before you can announce?

  252. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:29 pm

    That’s what I was thinking.

  253. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 9:30 pm

    Why is Jim Gray bogarting all Russ Granik’s face time???

  254. pd
    pd on June 24, 2004 at 9:33 pm

    I guess that answered that!

  255. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:33 pm

    They have a SouthEASTERN Illinois now?

    Running out of directions.

  256. TRADE
    TRADE on June 24, 2004 at 9:34 pm

    Luol Deng to the Bulls for Jackson Vroman a future first and some cash.

    What a shock!

    OK, not really.

  257. Jackson Vroman
    Jackson Vroman on June 24, 2004 at 9:34 pm

    I can’t wait to buy my full page ad in both papers thanking all the great Chicago fans!

  258. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 9:37 pm

    Jay Bilas said Andre Emmett is the "best player in America under 12 feet."

    Do we have people in America over 12 feet?

  259. Jackson Vroman
    Jackson Vroman on June 24, 2004 at 9:37 pm

    Here are some of my career highlights:
    Sophomore (2001-02): At Snow CC, led Scenic West Conference in scoring (23.9 ppg) and rebounding (9.6 rpg) and finished second in field goal percentage (.622). Led league with 18 double-doubles. Scored career-high 37 points against Utah Valley State. Earned Second Team NJCAA All-American honors.

    Freshman (2000-01): Posted 24 points and 10 rebounds against Ricks College. Named First Team All-Conference and All-District.

  260. Ricks College Alumni
    Ricks College Alumni on June 24, 2004 at 9:40 pm

    Boy, do we ever remember this guy!

  261. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:41 pm

    Everyone’s going for the next Cuttino Mobley … all undersized shooting guards.

  262. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:42 pm

    Bulls need a back up PG, they could do a lot worse.

  263. Bulls real second round pick --- Chris Duhon
    Bulls real second round pick --- Chris Duhon on June 24, 2004 at 9:42 pm

    I’m buying season tickets just to kick him in the ribs.

  264. pd
    pd on June 24, 2004 at 9:43 pm

    Well, that’s better than the next Brad Sellers.

  265. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 9:43 pm

    Which one of you guys is gonna score me Bulls tix, and host me for a weekend this fall?

    No, seriously…

  266. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 9:44 pm

    Gee, what a shock, Dookie V. loves the Bulls’ draft.

  267. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:44 pm

    Dickie V: "Dr. Joyce Brothers should get in a room with Shaq and Kobe."

    Why? So they can have better sex?

  268. Ridiculous
    Ridiculous on June 24, 2004 at 9:45 pm

    Dookie V is now on praising the Bulls’ picks. Obviously, since they took last year’s best Dookie and 10th best Dookie in the same draft.

  269. Jake
    Jake on June 24, 2004 at 9:49 pm

    Anonymous naysayers (see: Duke-haters): Deng and Duhon lost 5 games last year…in the toughest conference in America… you won’t need language lessons to pronounce their names, and they don’t need babysitters on the road…

  270. KD
    KD on June 24, 2004 at 9:54 pm

    I’m down with Deng, a lot more than I was with Kirk last year.

    I just want Harrington. We’re a lot better off than with Deng than Iguana-boy or Jackson. Jackson cannot stay in front of anyone.

    We could do a lot worse than Duhon, although he won’t be on the Bulls next year (few 2nd-rounders make it to November).

  271. pd
    pd on June 24, 2004 at 9:56 pm

    With half the roster being CBA players, I think Duhon has a very good chance to stick, second rounder or not.

  272. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 10:04 pm

    Too many guaranteed contracts for Duhon to stick.

    Curry
    Chandler
    A. Davis
    Junkyard Moron
    Jamal
    Kirk
    C. Jeffries
    Gordon
    Deng
    Eddie Robinson

    Plus Pargo, Shirley and DuPree, all three of whom Phil Collins…I mean Scott Skiles, loves. Then there’s Pip’s contract to move and Kendall Gill.

    Obviously Paxson could make a trade, but if I were Duhon, I’d be renting.

  273. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 10:06 pm

    Pape Sow just got drafted.

    By who, the Indiana State Fair?

  274. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 10:10 pm

    Bilas just said a player "isn’t very good in five-on-five situations." So who drafted him, Gus Macker?

  275. Andy
    Andy on June 24, 2004 at 10:14 pm

    Why doesn’t Isiah just fess up and say, "I really screwed this team up. We’re a mess, and nobody will trade for any of our crap. Sweet Jesus! We’re paying Penny Hardaway! I’m such a moron!"

  276. KD
    KD on June 25, 2004 at 2:45 am

    At the very least, this league is consistent.

    Every year, this mess is wildly entertaining.

    When the Cubs return back to where their owners want them to be, the silly NBA Draft will be ’round.

    We’ll play the Kinks’ "Better Things."

    We’ll play Elvis Costello’s "Other Side of Summer"

    Thanks for the ear, AD. The first time since 1997 that I haven’t been paid pennies under a psuedonym to write some crap about le Draft.

    Our Bullies?

    Another EC quote:

    Clowntime is over, kids.

  277. Mattus
    Mattus on June 25, 2004 at 6:14 am

    Ahh, that scent of overwhelming, pure optimism… It must be draft day in the NBA.

    Looks like the Bulls made out quite nicely, but everything else seems to have gone according to the usual trends;

    a) High Schooler went #1.
    b) Half a dozen Euro’s.
    c) Nellie makes at least one trade, including his mandatory pick up of a white Center.

    and of course,

    d) terrific coverage at Desipio.

    Sorry I missed it. Came back from a meeting and had time to print out the first 7 pages and read them on the crapper, before getting launched back into the stratosphere of stress.

    I like Telfair, Josh Smith, and of course Okafor and Deng.

    I do not like Danny Ainge.

  278. B.C.
    B.C. on June 25, 2004 at 3:17 pm

    Sorry guys, I had computer problems last night and couldn’t get on here for the DraftCast and the GameCast…

    I know none of you were expecting much from me, so it’s not too terribly disappointing I couldn’t get on.

    However, I must comment on the fact there were no rib jokes when Duhon got drafted. I mean, come on! We only heard about it all the time for two weeks during the NCAA Tournament!!!

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