Fred Mitchell gets all the good scoops, including the one about the nameless Cubs’ jerseys. Whee!
Madison Square Gordon? It’s cute. It works. Whatever.
Captain Kirk got off to a bad start, but he outplayed Stephon Marbury in the second half. Actually, the rest of the Knicks helped him do that.
Gordon gets all the attention, but Luol is the best Bulls’ rookie.
All of this talk about the Illini going undefeated is pure folly. Though, I think they’ll win at Wisconsin. If Michigan State doesn’t shoot free throws with both hands around their necks Sunday, they’d have done it.
Mike Kiley’s still a dope. In this missive he says the Cubs can’t sign Magglio Ordonez unless they trade Sammy (that’s pure crap), says that Neifi is an offensive force (for who, the opponents?) and openly yearns to give Sammy an opened mouth kiss at Spring Training.
Mariotti puts down the doughnut to praise the Bulls and make a Kirstie Alley reference. Huh? If you’re to make a funny with a second-string Cheers cast member, at least use Eddie LaBeck.
Kiley says “The Cubs want to tie up Ramirez.” I suppose in Wrigleyville, that’s not that unlikely.
The Dallas Morning News wonders if Alfonso Soriano’s one-year contract is the harbinger of a trade to the Astros so that the Rangers can sign Carlos Delgado?
If the Marlins can find the cash for Carlos Delgado, don’t you think they can find a way to fit Sammy into their payroll. You just know it’s where Sammy’s going to end up next year. So why not speed up the process?
Delgado has his list down to four teams, and three of them are potential Sammy Sosa destinations.
Peter King’s MMQB…he proves he has no idea how big a dodo egg is.
King’s Tuesday edition of MMQB.
Kelly’s soulpatch says AI is lonely in Philly…again.
America’s finest news source on how we celebrated Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.
I SHAVED IT OFF, OK?!?!?
So, now Dose come in two pages? How “Wonkette-after-the-jump”-ish.
Not only that, but Gob’s “stupid tweety bird dance” and his patting another gal on the ass as she rounded the bases. But he couldn’t knock over “The Wall”!
Best show on TV by leaps and bounds. Maybe now, sandwiched between “The Simpsons” and “Family Guy”, a FEW more people will watch!
My favorite running joke this season is Michael’s constant suble mocking of Anne. Calling her “Anne-Hog” and saying “thinking of her as a backup is a good idea” are nice.
And is it me, or is Buster being underexposed, and has Maybe’s relevance disappeared?
I dont like this new format, at all.
Yeah, why is that at every Long John Silver’s it seems to have netted ceilings and scattered concrete? The only one I can say I’ve never seen it at is on Douglas Ave in Des Moines, I think.
Also count me as the one person who did watch a lot of TV Guide channel, though only as background noise before and after Cubs and other baseball games. I don’t watch TV besides that, if that hasn’t become obvious!
Bob Dernier, you’re high on Elmer’s Glue and Sharpies. The new site design is great. As a graphic designer by trade, Desipio used to hurt my eyes, but now it’s the first thing that I think of when I wake…that’s depressing–but good news for the site.
Also, may I take a moment to say how excited I am the Asstros are a nearly all-white team and that the Cubs got Henry Blanco…aka Hank White. Now I can make all sorts of white jokes and they’ll have all kinds of intended and unintended double meanings.
This way, those of you who just read it for the links can click right past my insipid ramblings. It’s progress.
Kind of like fire…and helium…and the Hindenberg.
Or something.
I’m just SO excited for this year’s Cubs to start, I can barely contain my enthus…zzzzzz……
Yeah, you shaved me off, then reassembled me and put me in a plastic baggy you keep under your pillow. I just hope you aren’t drying me out to smoke me. Freak.
“This way, those of you who just read it for the links can click right past my insipid ramblings. It’s progress.”
Where can we click to go straight to Prince Valiant?
Yeah, I’M the freak.
Dwyer is obviously ripping off my act. DK57, KD, soulpatches, all that. I bet he’s sired a kid named Kanon.
Hey, I’m with you guys now!
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