Even though the game wasn’t televised (seriously), the Bulls are back over .500 and the Kevin McHale era looks like stinker for Minnesota.

Groucho still wants to trade Eddy.

Wait, Richard Roeper read the Canseco book and he thinks the interesting parts are Frank Thomas being afraid of Jose’s driving and Mark Grace banging fat chicks?

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to stick a syringe in his hiney.

The Wizard of Roz says that you’re a dope if you think baseball’s clean now.

Skippy Bayless says Jose might just be credible. Huh? Well, it’s Skip.

An interesting look back at Jose’s rookie year.

America’s finest news source says Osama bin Laden wishes us a “Crappy Valentine’s Day.”