If it was the last home game for Deron Williams and Dee Brown, they left an impression.

Sounds like they gave Gene Keady a bunch of crap. Why didn’t they get him a toupee?

Gene and Bruce go way back.

Paul Sullivan thinks E-ramis wants to be a gangster. Or something.

Mark Prior’s only going to throw simulated games for a while. Oh sure, this seems like great news! Will he also be pitching from a wheelchair?

Teddy Greenstein says that the Score is after the Sox. Those two decaying organizations deserve each other.

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to get waaaaay too excited about a request that Sammy and Big Mac testify before a House committee. Calm down there, big boy. It’s not like they can catch him with a pubic hair on a Coke can or anything.

Look how cute this is! Talentless, game show winner Mike Hall thinks ESPN is “promoting” him to ESPN U. Oh, he’s so dumb. It’s precious!

More on the Cubs’ new “simulated” games strategy. Dusty’s pretty sure if they’d won three more simulated games last year, they’d have made the playoffs.

The Wizard of Roz explains, among other things, that Paul Giamatti is the son of Bart Giamatti. I had no idea. I guess now John Dowd will get started investigating how Paul got screwed out of an Oscar nomination for Sideways.

A look at the guy who draws those Korean baseball cartoons that we’re so fond of.

Honestly, I can’t remember to look for games on College Sports TV, how am I going to have any use for ESPN U?

Spanish-yes.com’s Kelly Dwyer on the Eastern Conference. Here’s a preview, he doesn’t come right out and say that it sucks, he just kind of hints at it. And yes, he’s right.

Luther, do you have permission to take that?
Since the Illini clinched the Big Ten title when Michigan State lost Monday, shouldn’t they have cut down the nets before the game? That would have made things interesting.

It’s like when the Bulls were winning titles and my mom would watch the playoffs and about twelve times a game ask, “Did that go in?” Good luck without the nets, mom.

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