We set up our Desipio Tournament Challenge through CBS Sportsline this year. Just sign up (for free) at http://desipio.mayhem.sportsline.com/e (the /e is important the first time you visit) and the winner gets their choice of a lovely Hank White Fan Club t-shirt, or my favorite, the “Your favorite team sucks” t-shirt. You’ll need a password, and that password is moran.

M-O-R-A-N!  Looks good!

After the win, Weber was in the mood to sing, “We’ve only just begun…” but thankfully he didn’t.

This..this is pointless.

The Illini can, for the first time, see the finish line.

Farleigh-Dickinson plans to take lots of pictures during their one and only tournament game.

Rick Morrissey’s pompadour on Dee Brown’s teeth.

You knew this was coming. The Cubs are looking at a fallback in case Kerry Wood can’t go opening day.

Chad Fox? Really?

Groucho on those handsy Bulls.

I’m sure the Bulls were just intimidated by the presence of the Sports Guy.

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to talk about Dee Brown’s teeth.

If Dwight Gooden’s wife threw the phone at him before he punched her, how did she call the cops?

Donyell Marshall made TWELVE threes yesterday. Huh? Which reminds me of my favorite Billy Packer moment of the weekend. During the Illinois-Minnesota game he talked about how Gophers guard Aaron Robinson made five three pointers in a game and scored 14 points. I’m still trying to figure out how Aaron pulled that off.

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! What a freakin’ shock! And, I’m glad Sammy will be in Baltimore when all the crap comes out about him. I’m sure it’ll involve Manny Alexander and a plea bargain to get him out of a charge of molesting a donkey.

Peter King’s MMQB.

Ken Rosenthal channels Peter Gammons. Check out Kenny Williams’ drunken ramblings about how all five of his starters can win “18 to 20 games.” You mean total? Or each?

Now why are we supposed to care that somebody quit “American Idol?”

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