Seabiscuit’s Jockey traces Prior’s injury back to a day golfing with Dan Patrick. OK, maybe not.

Dr. Larry Rothschild says that maybe Prior’s arm will hurt like this every spring. Hey, great?

You think we had it bad having to watch the 2004 Cubs collapse? Gene Wojciechowski lived it. Gene’s good, this book should be entertaining. It has to be better than the piece of feces HG Bissinger wrote with Tony LaRussa.

The Bissinger book takes place in an August series between the Cubs and Cards in 2003. How great would it have been if he’d have waited a week and done the five gamer when the Cubs impaled the Cardinals’ playoff hopes? Oh, well.

Now here’s a good looking bunch.
Big Ten Champs...part deux.

Your daily Dee Brown tooth update: he had a root canal. Things will be fine. Phew.

Bruce Weber’s hanging in there.

Groucho wonders why Ben Gordon doesn’t start.

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to paint the sunny picture that the Cubs will never win anything with Wood and Prior. Hey, thanks!

Brian Hanley’s bracket is…hilarious.

The Wizard of Roz with…among other things…meteorologist Sammy P. Sosa.

Jim Caple can never pull off funny, but you admire the effort as he’s going to spend the next three weeks living on college campuses. He started at #1 Illinois. Why go anywhere else?

Underwear supermodel Len Pasquarelli says that the Arizona Cardinals will play the Niners in Mexico next season. Man, the combination of Mexican food and bad football will have everybody crapping like Rashard McCants.

Peter King’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback, or whatever.

Some hack named Kelly Dwyer thinks the Rockets are NBA title contenders. Jeesh, where do they find these guys? Oh, wait…never mind.

The Giants are going to give a front office job to whoever wins their fantasy league. And you thought the only talentless jackass ever to win a job on a game show was Mike Hall.

Steve Trachsel might need back surgery. I’m sure this is Dusty’s fault.

Kevin Millar’s not just an assclown, he’s a fat one.

You have to watch this month’s Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel. Not only is there a hilariously uncomfortable feature on Doug Christie and his “wife”, but at the end, Bryant goes off on the Congressional steroid hearings and says that the only reason for them to be held is so that members of Congress can feed their insatiable appetite for self-promotion and attention, “just like Curt Schilling.” I loved it. I tried to high five Bryant through the TV when he said it. And I don’t even like him.

The Daily News says former Geraldo flunky Diane Diamond has been helping gather evidence for the Michael Jackson case prosecutors.

If he stood in it, doesn’t it mean it was a moonroof?

He would have gotten away with it except he kept saying, “Ooh, you’re a spitter.”

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