Phil Rogers is suddenly a pitching savant. Look, I’m not going to defend the way Dusty uses pitchers, but I’m not going to blame him for 2003. It’s not like Cubs’ World Series chances pop up every day. If you have to use guys until they flop dead on the mound…so be it. Honestly, if Prior gets eight more outs, we wouldn’t care if the whole team had Tommy John Disease right now.

Kerry and Marky will throw today. Dusty’s already shuffling the rotation around. Yeah, that’ll get you fired up for ’05, eh?

E-ramis and the Cubs don’t seem to be in a hurry.

Groucho foreshadowed this yesterday when he talked about how the Sonics complained the Bulls were too rough on them over the weekend. An absurd amount of fouls were called last night.

Maybe Scoop Jackson should talk to Kent Brown about loss?

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to pretend that we care what he thinks about steroids…again.

Nick Smith thinks Illinois can get to the sweet sixteen without even making a shot. Or something.

The Wizard of Roz with whiny bitch Wally Joyner. Hey, since Wally only had power in one season…ever…how do we know he wasn’t on the juice? Maybe it’s what his hair fall out and his nuts fall off?

Tim Marchman says who knows what causes pitching injuries, anyway?

The Illini are on the cover of SI again…but so’s everybody else.
Can you curse them all?

Intrepid reader Walter Fritchen sent in this link to the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy “guys” visit to the Red Sox camp. A direct quote from the story says:

Queer Eyes’ five gay makeover artists are taking on five members of the Sox for an upcoming episode.

Taking on? Looks, if you’ve seen that horrific “Cowboy Up” video of Kevin Millar dancing to “Born in the USA” then you know he’s a prospect for “taking on” one of the Queer Eye “guys.”

Larry King has been signed through 2009, or as he calls it, “death plus two.”

America’s finest news source says that Neverland Ranch investigators have found the corpse of the real Michael Jackson.