Kerry Wood and Mark Prior are now officially out of the opening series of the season. Call us in July, fellas.
Dusty says he’s not sure if he’ll leave after his contract expires in 2006. He might want to win some games to assure he’s around for any of 2006.
Most of it wasn’t pretty, but the idea is to win and keep on going.
David Huh is paying way too much attention to Nick Smith. It’s creepy, really.
Mensah Peterson (Mensah?) says Dee Brown’s just not that quick. Well, Mensah, he had 19 points, you had how many? Oh, you had two points in 37 minutes on 1-7 shooting. Sounds like the only two percent of the population you’re in is Denial.
Mariotti puts down the doughnut to rip on the baseball players at the hearings yesterday. He has a clever new nickname for Mark McGwire. The Big Fib! Oh, that’s rich. Aren’t nicknames supposed to be funny? Aren’t they?
Barry’s knees are shot. I’m sure they can give him some anti-arthritis cream to rub on them!
The Wizard of Roz says “at least” McGwire “didn’t lie.” Oh, shut up.
Bryan Burwell’s job in St. Louis I’m sure will be under review now that he dared to criticize McGwire.
Yes, Dusty actually said this.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day. Erin Go Bragh, bro. I have to go pick up my corned beef and cabbage.”
You can’t make that up.
The Genius said yesterday that he believed McGwire. That was, of couse, before the “testimony.”
The Boston Globe’s Gordon Edes with a good look at a healthy Nomar.
George Lucas says the new Star Wars is a “tearjerker.” Yes, you’ll cry when you realize there’s no plot.
BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson trial over! Jackson released after convincing jury, “I don’t want to talk about the past! I just want to be positive!”
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Here it comes again, with that anti-fluff piece with the great Dusty quote. I mean, who fucking CARES if Hawkins turned the channel to MTV? Who cares if he yelled at the TV? Why the hell are they writing articles about that? It’s so freaking stupid, and not certainly not worth anybody’s time. The sports media is such a bunch of pearl-clutching pantywaists.
It sure was a moving moment yesterday (my bowels) as McGuire was crying about the loss of life related to steriod use. I really liked it when he said his foundation, with three million of HIS own dollars in it, was going to switch from helping abused kids, to teaching them how to abuse steriods or something. Mark is my hero now – both sensitive and a slugger!
For clarity’s sake (why would anyone want to do that around here), Mac never invoked me. You have to specifically invoke me if you’re going to use me. Now he can say that when he was brought before congress he never invoked his 5th ammendment right. Pretty smart…Until he realizes it backfired the second time he spewed the “I’m not here to talk about the past…” garbage. And it got worse from there.
Why doesn’t Congress want to know if **I’ve** ever injected anything? C’mon, where’s the love? Barney? Wazzup….
Good news Mark, I’m positive!
If Scott Petersen had testified in his own defense during his recent trial that he wasn’t “here to talk about the past”, maybe he wouldn’t be on Death Row.
Then how would Peterson get all these marriage proposals?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/03/17/peterson.prison/index.html
He’s getting more action than The Paul Popovich Experience.
I don’t know Dave, Scott’s a very good liar. I mean, he fooled me, and I’m practically a genius!
Although Curt Schilling appeared mealy-mouthed before Congress, I predict that when he retires he will be re-packaged by a Karl Rove type and someday will be sitting on the other side of the room as a right-wing darling Congressman. I can see the bloody shirt (socks) on his campaign posters now!
Uh, Fifth Amendment,
You don’t actually have to say the words “I invoke the fifth amendment”, you can not be compelled to incriminate yourself, and can refuse to answer such questions. By saying he wouldn’t talk about the past, McGwire invoked the fifth amendment whether he said the magic password or not.
When you walk outside and hang out with four other guys you don’t have to invoke the first amendment, you just do it.
Sorry, Congress, “Fifth Amendment” is correct. The Congressional Panel let McGwire slide. He could have been held in contempt for refusing to answer questions unless he specifically claimed Fifth Amendment protection. But when Congressman Cummings specifically asked McGwire if he was claiming the Fifth, the Chairman jumped in and excused McGwire from having to do so. I wonder if you or I would get the same protection if our time comes.
Yep, I am still here folks. In fact, my dead was a ranger and his nephew was in delta, and special forces as well. In fact, I got to stump for the pres right around the same time Jesus was helping me k als. By the way, my kids hate direct sunlight…so, why did I move them to Arizona?
Oh, I’m here too.
Sure have gone down alot, haven’t I ? Even before the injury to my ankle… hmmmm….. oh well, at least my wife didn’t die from melanoma. Wait a second, why did I move her to Arizona?
Oh well, at least I don’t have to testify in front of Tom Lantos.
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