Mark Buehrle broke his foot “shagging flyballs”, that never happens. Does it, Kyle Farnsworth? Just another blow to a White Sox rotation full of “18 to 20 game winners” according to Kenny Williams. He does know that El Duque really sucks, right? He got that memo?

Groucho thinks Scott Skiles should coach the Magic. Whatever.

This is the only Bruce Pearl-Deon Thomas article you’ll get a link to this week. How come Bruce doesn’t mention that it was illegal to be in Iowa and tape record a conversation with someone in Illinois without telling them they were being taped? Hmm?

The Lou Do will be on the streets of St. Louis. Let’s hope the Illini are, too.

Othella and Antonio have come up big lately. Who knew?

Hank and Michael are having a hard time getting used to catching Kerry and Mark…you know…since they aren’t pitching.

Nomar had one more error than homer.

The Crazy Argentinian talks with Steve Rosenbloom.

Rick Morrissey with a piece on Fred Nkemdi. Why?

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to tout the Illini.

A look at Jerry Hairston the Lesser.

The Dodgers have traded Kaz Ishii (who sucks) for Jason Phillips. Wait, are they going to carry three catchers? They can’t get rid of Gabor!

Mark Prior’s elbow is still attached! We repeat, still attached!

I don’t think BK Kim fits in with the Idiots.

Wayne Hagin…assclown.

Billy Beane says Huston Street reminds him of Dennis Eckersley. Is this Billy’s way of saying that Huston’s a drunk?

Paul Silas needs a job.

Peter Gammons is way too positive about the Cubs.

Peter King’s MMQB.

Michael Jackson needs a watch.

America’s finest news source talks to men on the street about the new bankruptcy laws.