Mark Buehrle broke his foot “shagging flyballs”, that never happens. Does it, Kyle Farnsworth? Just another blow to a White Sox rotation full of “18 to 20 game winners” according to Kenny Williams. He does know that El Duque really sucks, right? He got that memo?
Groucho thinks Scott Skiles should coach the Magic. Whatever.
This is the only Bruce Pearl-Deon Thomas article you’ll get a link to this week. How come Bruce doesn’t mention that it was illegal to be in Iowa and tape record a conversation with someone in Illinois without telling them they were being taped? Hmm?
The Lou Do will be on the streets of St. Louis. Let’s hope the Illini are, too.
Othella and Antonio have come up big lately. Who knew?
Hank and Michael are having a hard time getting used to catching Kerry and Mark…you know…since they aren’t pitching.
Nomar had one more error than homer.
The Crazy Argentinian talks with Steve Rosenbloom.
Rick Morrissey with a piece on Fred Nkemdi. Why?
Mariotti puts down the doughnut to tout the Illini.
A look at Jerry Hairston the Lesser.
The Dodgers have traded Kaz Ishii (who sucks) for Jason Phillips. Wait, are they going to carry three catchers? They can’t get rid of Gabor!
Mark Prior’s elbow is still attached! We repeat, still attached!
I don’t think BK Kim fits in with the Idiots.
Billy Beane says Huston Street reminds him of Dennis Eckersley. Is this Billy’s way of saying that Huston’s a drunk?
Peter Gammons is way too positive about the Cubs.
Michael Jackson needs a watch.
America’s finest news source talks to men on the street about the new bankruptcy laws.
Will Argentina cry for me?
It was Jadlow, my nose, and it only happened once.
Hey there, Ralphie boy!
Has anybody heard the White Sox new homoerotic ad campaign? I was listening to the Illinois game on the Score on Saturday, and there was a commercial for White Sox tickets where they advised you not to sit in the bleachers because you’d be distracted by Scott Podsednick’s good looks. The commercial then advised that you’d be better served to spring for the expensive seats behind home plate where you could watch AJ Eyechart bend over.
Oh, yeah, CT. I greenlit that ad campaign. I really want to appeal to the gays out there to come see my new acquisions. There’s plenty of gays that will happily come out to U.S. Cellular here on the South Side.
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I hope Wayne Hagin gets his ass sued by Helton. I am surprised he brought up a name other than a Cubs. I was waiting for him to say something about Maddux or Carlos. Ooh Wayne good luck in court.
If it was just Horton, why does my nose still hurt?
I look like Todd Helton. Does that mean I can sue? I could use the money.
Ho, Ho, Ho, Illini fans!
Latter-day Santa here to wish you well on your trip to St. Louis, where I will await you. You see, I’ll dispose of the Mountaineers (Yes, West Virginia, there is a Santa Claus), then stomp on Rick Pitino’s Louisville Cardinals, and then prepare for all of you before I get to give Mr. Krzyzewksi another coaching clinic.
I’m back, baby! I’m back!
That’s “Three-time Big Ten Champion Mike Wilkinson” to you, chump.
Yeah, it’s a good ad campaign. I am super cute.
During the 98 season, Jim Riggleman told me all about how he asked Jeff Blauser to go off the juice. He was so huge and talented naturally, that he didn’t need that stuff. Us cards announcers get all the dirt. When it comes to stupidity, the Mad Hungarian does not get shown up, sorry Wayne.
Anybody wanna go shag some fly balls?
http://www.suntimes.com/output/campus/cst-spt-bell21.html
This is another good article on the Pearl/Illini situation.
Needless to say, I am hoping Pearl gets a good, loud “Boo” when he enters the arena Thursday and that Pearl’s team gets a butt-whooping from the Illini.
Way to gulp down what Dolan is pedaling, B.C.
You guys need to let it go. It’s old news and doesn’t really relate to the current match-up, tournament, or players. LET IT GO.
I only got free KFC for a year and used hoopty to play for BS. What gives? Now I got the scoots, cramps, a bad shot and my old lady wants me to turn pro…pro, hell I can’t even get my own shot without some slow assed white punk that got no bidness on a D 1 scholarship guarding me….man life sucks…2 points in 2 games…damn.
Is Dolan on a bike, Kool-Aid? What else can he be pedaling? Or is he peddling? Anyway, don’t think we won’t make it known to the players that blowing out, embarassing and smearing Bruce Pearl is the only acceptable result Thursday.
I sure hope you guys like me! Show the D-man some love before I streak again.
Hey, don’t worry, all us tard arms have a shot this year. You did great today. I was thinking maybe you, me, Chad Fox, Woody, Guzman, Regular Joe, and Just Ducky Too should all go out to eat tonight. You know, to celebrate the fact that we actually all still have use of our pitching arms. That is a requirement in this pitching rich organization after all. We do have over 10 surgeries between us, but mullethead and dude-man still like our depth as well as health.
Soon I will be catching arms instead of balls.
Don’t forget me, I’ll be in Des Moines, waiting for your phone call!
“Sox pitching in better shape than cubs”…… Boy am I brilliant.
I’m on Cold Pizza right now. Boy, am I a stinking rat……But it was 16 years ago, let it go people. Worry about Dee Brown not my informing arse.
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