No team has ever won 38 games in a men’s NCAA basketball season. That won’t be true tomorrow.

Dee Brown wants you to doubt him and his Illini.

I always thought Jim Hart left the Bears because of Hub Arkush.

Carolina doesn’t like being called talented. Gee, that’s awful!

Tonight’s it for Deron Williams. Better go out on top then, buddy.

Mike Downey finished his pudding and saw that Illinois’ an underdog tonight.

Rick Morrissey has a lame nickname for the Illini. Wait, isn’t Fighting Illini their nickname?

Mark Prior feels great! Especially his glutes. Ooh, they’re so firm. Yes, I’ll stop now.

E-ramis hasn’t re-signed yet.

Phil Rogers with another hack effort. By the way, what was with the Yankees fans not boo-ing Giambi last night? Pansies.

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to wonder if Illinois will ever be back. Yeah, because the program has been so lousy for the last 15 years.

Wood blew away some Angels minor leaguers (hey, great?), but he’s ready. And the best sign is that Prior is mad that he’s on the DL.

Mike Kiley and his 14 IQ break down the Cubs.

The Wizard of Roz is feeling pretty orange.

Jayson Stark joins Peter Gammons in being Twins fan boys. Just like they loved the Cubs last year. Be wary, Twins fans.

Gammons picks Nomar for the NL MVP. Personally, I think the writers have already given it to Generalissmio Alberto Pujols. But I think Nomar’s going to light it up. Pujols didn’t strike out in spring training? I hate him.

Peter King’s Monday Morning Quarterback.

Eddie Munster look-alike Seth Davis picks Carolina…but barely.

It’s now official, Alex Sanchez is the dumbest man in baseball.

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