No team has ever won 38 games in a men’s NCAA basketball season. That won’t be true tomorrow.
Dee Brown wants you to doubt him and his Illini.
I always thought Jim Hart left the Bears because of Hub Arkush.
Carolina doesn’t like being called talented. Gee, that’s awful!
Tonight’s it for Deron Williams. Better go out on top then, buddy.
Mike Downey finished his pudding and saw that Illinois’ an underdog tonight.
Rick Morrissey has a lame nickname for the Illini. Wait, isn’t Fighting Illini their nickname?
Mark Prior feels great! Especially his glutes. Ooh, they’re so firm. Yes, I’ll stop now.
Phil Rogers with another hack effort. By the way, what was with the Yankees fans not boo-ing Giambi last night? Pansies.
Mariotti puts down the doughnut to wonder if Illinois will ever be back. Yeah, because the program has been so lousy for the last 15 years.
Wood blew away some Angels minor leaguers (hey, great?), but he’s ready. And the best sign is that Prior is mad that he’s on the DL.
Mike Kiley and his 14 IQ break down the Cubs.
The Wizard of Roz is feeling pretty orange.
Jayson Stark joins Peter Gammons in being Twins fan boys. Just like they loved the Cubs last year. Be wary, Twins fans.
Gammons picks Nomar for the NL MVP. Personally, I think the writers have already given it to Generalissmio Alberto Pujols. But I think Nomar’s going to light it up. Pujols didn’t strike out in spring training? I hate him.
Peter King’s Monday Morning Quarterback.
Eddie Munster look-alike Seth Davis picks Carolina…but barely.
It’s now official, Alex Sanchez is the dumbest man in baseball.
America’s finest news source with a Texas man who is the deadbeat dad these kids never had.
http://www.comics.com/comics/drabble/archive/drabble-20050402.html
So now DRABBLE is making fun of the Cubs. That’s BS. I hope the Cubs win tonight just to spite that fat fuck.
I’m a $%@# moron.
That is all.
You can ruin a baseball preview section simply by the reader turning the first page.
You have no f@#$ing idea how hard I’m rooting for Illinois.
Can you imagine these crackers I’m surrounded by if Roy wins the national title?
I don’t even want to think about it.
By the way, the Illini are AWE-sum, and they play GUH-reat!
Had to get those in.
Now, off to reglue my toupe!
What percent of brackets correctly called the finals this year? 80%? I hated picking NC and U of I for the finals because it was too obvious for it to happen (but I did because it was just wrong not to).
To answer my own question, of the top 50 Desipio participants about half got the final two right, and 48 of 50 had at least 1.
We are up to are old tricks, we havent had a real third baseman for what, about 30 years. Oh well, lets low ball Aramis and let him walk at the end of the season, we have no third base prospects but figure we can always play Neifi there next year. Oh wait he may be playing shortstop instead!
Enjoy the season!!
I just signed a 4 year 44 million dollar deal, according to the score.
4 years @ 44 million? For 5 inning games?
The cubs are lying, there is no new contract for Aramis.
You’re the one who reported it Georgie!
Has anyone heard anything about Aramis, other than what was reported on the score??
GO ILLINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jayson Stark just reported it on espn. Supposedly Aramis can opt out after the 06′ season.
Ok, I’ll shut up now, I have some crow to eat!!
The link is to the trib story reporting the deal. Ramirez can opt out after 06, mutual option for 09.
Great signing, Jim Hendry is ok with me, again.
EYE-ELL-ELL….
Thank God.
Let’s start out this season with a nice shutout victory from the Lawnmower man. Also, hopefully Dusty won’t start out with his ignorant managerial moves. Oh what am I saying, that’s a pipe dream. I won’t be the only Baker Basher by the end of the season, and that’s a promise.
Go Heels! This is where the Illini’s dream season will end and Roy Boy will finally win him one. I must say Bruce Weber is one hell of a coach and a had one hell of a team. So props to both teams and to the champion.
If anyone is looking for a good laugh, there is a sox gamecast over at chicago sports.com. Apparently there is a call for Wily Mo Pena, he’ll put them over the top.
Dolan, you ignorant slut! I should of told you that the Illini was not going to beat the tarheels because they have too much big buys.
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