This E-ramis guy, he's not bad.
All winter long we heard people whining and complaining that the Cubs weren’t going to be able to score any runs without Sammy Sosa or Moises Alou. Who was going to hit homers? Who was going to get the big RBI?

Who was going to replace them in the outfield?

Yesterday, the Cubs could have beaten anybody, with just their infield. The starting four of Derrek Lee, Todd Walker, Nomar Garciaparra and E-ramis Ramirez was 12-19 (.632) with two homers, 12 RBI and 10 runs scored.

Is that good?

Things went so well yesterday that not only did Corey Patterson draw an unintentional walk, but the Cubs used every position player and still were able to hide the secret weapon, Hank White, for another day.

The only thing that went wrong was that Carlos Zambrano (who added to the hit parade with a double in the second) was that he apparently thought he was supposed to throw 40 pitches every inning. When he walked in a run with two outs in the fifth, Dusty went out and got him, one out shy of qualifying for the win. Carlos, had been a cool customer on the mound…until then. Then he motioned to home plate ump Dale Scott that Dale needed some glasses. Scott said something too him, and Carlos gave him a dismissive wave and got tossed.

So glad to see that the Cubs plan on continuing that crap into another season.

But the Cubs pounded out 23 hits and scored 16 times. We know what that means.

They won’t score again for a week.

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Roy Williams made a point of spending a good five minutes in his post game press conference ripping on the media for saying that Carolina didn’t play “like a team.” But Roy, they didn’t. The only thing that put the game in more peril last night than you letting Illinois go on runs whenever they needed by switching back to your man-to-man defense, was the six minute span in the second half when the Tar Heels decided that Sean May had scored enough points. Looks like Roy finally found a team with enough talent on it that even he couldn’t screw it up.

A great year with a lousy finish. Hey, we’re used to that around here.

It’s almost hard to fathom just how much the 2004-05 Illini actually did accomplish.

Bruce Weber’s about to get paid.

Next year’s starting five could be: Dee Brown, Calvin Brock, James Augustine, Marcus Arnold and Warren Carter. Yeah…I think I’ll pass on the 2006 Final Four lottery. But they won’t be bad. No sir.

Mike Downey’s out of pudding and ready to reminisce about the Illini.

Rick Morrissey says we knew the Illini wouldn’t go down without a fight.

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to take it easy on the Illini for once.

I think the Cubs are still batting.

E-ramis is going to be around for a while. Well, at least two years. But he sounds like he’s never leaving. Much like Ronnie Woo Woo.

No Luol for the rest of the season and the playoffs. Gulp.

The Gladiator just wants to fit in in Baltimore. Sure you do, buddy.

I don’t think any player exemplifies what it means to be a New England Patriot more than … David Terrell? Really? Muahahahahahahahaha!

Wait, is Mike Kiley taking a shot at Sammy? I guess he mailed his knee pads to Baltimore.

The Wizard of Roz looks back at the Illini’s tremendous season.

Pat Forde on the never say die Illini.

Kelly Dwyer says you need to look out for the T’wolves and Pacers in the NBA playoffs. You know, if they make it.

Two billion people are going to watch the Pope’s funeral. That’s twice as many as watch the Oscars. Take that you Hollywood sissies!

“Michael Jackson stuffed $100 bills down my pants.” Well, who hasn’t?

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