Nomar’s having surgery but not to have his groin reattached? What, is he getting that long overdue nose job?

What was your favorite moment of the Chad Fox era?

Nothing phases Ben Gordon.

Scottie Pippen’s a very highly paid analyst.

Teddy Greenstein says ratings are up at both WMVP and WSCR. Funny. I just bought an XM Radio so I don’t have to listen to either.

Cedric Benson kept the crying to a mimimum yesterday.

Paul Edinger is going to get challenges from three kickers in camp this summer. Two you’ve never heard of and Nick Setta, who can kick off even shorter than Paul.

Deron Williams says thanks. Hey, where’d he get the scratch for this?

Mark Prior’s three and oh, and all he could talk about was the kamikaze mission Dusty sent Fox on.

Kerry’s shoudler problem now is his rotator cuff. Oh, gee, that’s great!

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to rip Jerry and Lovie for being too slow to learn from past mistakes. But honestly, did you want anybody who was on that QB scrap heap this offseason? Really?

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