Rick Morrissey is still a clueless asshat

Oct 18, 2010 | Media Hacks

For those of you who were still wondering, Rick Morrissey is still an idiot.  I can’t imagine too many of you were actually wondering, but if you were, I’m happy to provide the confirmation you need. Yesterday, Morrissey continued the demise of the daily...

I hate them now more than ever

Aug 23, 2010 | Cubs

So Lou Piniella called it a career yesterday.  After 48 years as a player, general manager and manager, he took off his uniform for the last time and headed home to Tampa to take care of his mother.  I’m sure a lot of people don’t believe that’s...

Best magazine cover…ever

Feb 10, 2010 | Andy

Our good friend Al Yellon is the proud editor of a fine Cubs preview publication titled…well, actually that’s kind of what we’re confused about. Check out the cover over here.  Either Derrek Lee’s head is covering up a pretty important pair of...

Milton will be missed…like syphilis

Sep 21, 2009 | Andy

As the Cubs death march to end the season continues, they’ll have to do it without Milton Bradley.  It’s fitting, because there’s nothing worse than going to a funeral and having a guy try to pee into the casket. Signing Milton never seemed like a...

Gordo, unhinged

Apr 24, 2009 | Andy

One of the more fascinating subplots to the Cubs early 2009 season has been the strange coverage of the team by Sun-Times beat writer Gordon Wittenmyer. Last week, Gordon wrote not one, but two stories where he used some interesting circular logic, and a handful of...