Todd says it fits

Todd says it fits

At a hastily thrown together press conference in the left field women’s bathroom at Wrigley Field that Todd Ricketts has dubbed “The Throne Room” the assembled media horde (me, the StreetWise guy and of course, George Castle), Todd refuted the idea...
Crane sucks at this

Crane sucks at this

Remember back when the Rickettses took control of the team and we all just couldn’t wait for them to shitcan their Vice President for Douchebaggery and Asshattery, Crane Kenney?  Yeah, well they never actually did that.  Instead, they put Crane in charge of...

The Hohokam Address

Yesterday, Cubs owner (well, one of the owners), Tom Ricketts gave the first preseason address from an owner to his Cubs team since back in 1964 when PK Wrigley asked a room full of players, “You want any gum?” The media were not allowed in the room to...

Love always, Crane

Last week, Cubs season ticket holders received their yearly letter from Vice President in Charge of Meddling and Incompetence, Crane Kenney. It was like every other year’s letter.  He thanked the season ticket holders for wasting their money on the Cubs, he...