May 31, 2013 | Cubs, Featured
Dale Sveum is not a mathematician. Â In fact, he doesn’t seem to be much of a thinker. Â So it’s unlikely that he understands that his fourth place Cubs really shouldn’t be bad. Â They ought to be mediocre. Woo! Â Cubs fever. Â Catch it. Â And die....
Mar 30, 2012 | Cubs, Featured
Yesterday we took a tour of the Cubs position players as we head into the 2012 season. Â It wasn’t a pretty sight. Â It was like coming up on a motorcycle accident and realizing that the driver wasn’t wearing a helmet or pants. Today, we hold our nose and...
Mar 29, 2012 | Cubs, Featured
Cubs functionally illiterate manager Dale Sveum has narrowed his 25 man roster down to 28 or so (nobody’s sure how high Dale can count), and it’s a sight to behold. Â An outfield of four washed up guys and the plodding Joe Mather, an infield that’s...
Mar 7, 2012 | Cubs, Featured
There are two things I can’t quite understand about the Cubs bunting tournament. 1) The media’s fascination with tweeting out round by round results. Two years ago, most of these guys (and Carrie) acted like Twitter was way too complicated for them to ever...
