Aug 19, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Cubs: Mark Prior, 8-4, 3.90 ERA Rockies: Byung-Hyun Kim, 3-9, 5.33 ERA Lineups: Cubs Matt Lawton, lf Disgusted Bat Flip, 2b MVLee, 1b E-ramis, 3b Jer-o-4-my, rf Neifi!?!, ss Corey Patterson, cf Hank White, c Mark Prior, p Rockies Luis “The one...
Aug 19, 2005 | Andy
If you need to hire an MIT grad to help you figure out your team’s chances of making the playoffs, those chances can be summed up like this, “You are screwed.” Here at Desipio, we want to help Cubs’ fans realize just how unlikely a playoff...
Aug 18, 2005 | Andy
This is why we have such manly love for Carlos Zambrano. The Cubs have entered the “every game is a must win” portion of the schedule and the task of beating snarky little Roy Oswalt to avoid losing a “must win” series was pretty daunting. For...
Aug 17, 2005 | Andy
All things must change to something new, to something strange. –Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Desipio has been around, for better or worse, since July 24, 1997. While most of you have only stumbled upon it in the past year or two, we’ve been here cranking out...
Aug 15, 2005 | Andy
All it took for the Cubs to get back on their feet was a visit from a team worse than the Phillies, Mets and Reds. So we’d all like to send a big thank you down to our pals in St. Louis. The ones who are going to watch a 100 win team lose in the first round of...
Aug 12, 2005 | Andy
Somewhere, Jeff George’s phone just rang. Bobby Wade said, “As far as the team, we prepare for the worst.” And Bobby, you usually get it.