You must be this tall to be traded to the A’s
Because you can’t spell “Attack of the Angry Dwarves” without A’s, the Cubs have found a taker for awful, little, utility infielder Aaron Miles, and all it cost the Cubs was Miles, a million dollars and a balder version of Jack Cust. The Cubs...Where the crappy economy shows in baseball – arbitration
Yesterday the Cubs officially announced that they would not be offering arbitration to four of your all-time favorite Caucasians. Gritty, bald, bad-backed centerfielder Reed Johnson; sometimes-dominant, of-injured pitcher Rich Harden; terrible mongoloid Kevin Gregg;...Fisted to the curb
Far be it from me to celebrate anyone losing their job. Well, come to think of it, I can make one exception. The New York Times is reporting that the Turner Broadcasting System has told the lead play-by-play voice for its national baseball broadcasts that they no...Thankgiving with the Ricketts(es)
Tomorrow is a favored holiday in much of America. Who can’t get behind the idea of sitting around and eating like a pig, watching football and listening to the women in your family tear through the sale ads in that day’s newspaper like Charlie Weis trying...Rick Morrissey is tangibly awful
I probably don’t have to remind you that Kermit’s and my newest Facebook friend, Chicago Tribune sports “columnist” Rick Morrissey is a simplistic boob. I probably don’t have to remind you of that, because Rick takes it upon himself to...Shop the Desipio/Pointless Exercise Store
