About Last Night

I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before someone at Desipio labels Illinois’ walk in the park with Wake Forest last night as their greatest win ever. Probably right after the alcohol wears off, the bail money is raised, car fires are extinguished,...

Daily Dose: What’s higher than number one?

At one point Dee Brown just sat on the court and watched everybody else head to the sidelines during a Wake Forest timeout. The Deamon Deacons looked like they just wanted to get on the bus, while the Fighting Illini looked like it was time to tap a keg and lean it...

Daily Dose: One man’s Hall of Fame ballot

As far as I know, the Baseball Writers Association of America won’t be sending me a Hall of Fame ballot again this year. Few of you probably know that I used to be in the BBWAA (pronounced buh-buh-wahhhhh!) and was kicked out a couple of years ago. The...

Da Chiefs, Duke and Des Moines

“That’s why the Patriots are the Patriots, and the Chiefs are the Chiefs,” stated John Madden time after time after time after time (43 total by my count) during the Kansas City Chiefs’ 3rd straight loss of a must-win game. At least I’ve...

Daily Dose: You wanna piece of me? You do? Aiieeeeee!

If Friday night’s Pistons-Pacers-Pistons’ “fans” melee taught us anything, it’s that there is no longer any need for the NHL. They can just stay locked out for all we care. Even our over-the-top violence quota is being met by the NBA now....