Best Guess: Breaking down the Bears schedule scientifically

Compared to the long, languid pace of baseball, a football season seems to go by in a blink.  Sure, it’ll take the Bears until January just to play out their regular season, but who has the patience for that? Why don’t we just go through the schedule...

Bears at Broncos, Gamecast Rewind

How could we possibly let Jay Cutler’s return to Denver go without giving it the running diary treatment?  We couldn’t. A kind note to the Broncos fans who put on their old Cutler jerseys and wore diapers and sucked on pacifiers during the...

What’s next?

Some of you have been around long enough to remember that Desipio, “The only site you’ll ever need.  Oh, that’s so sad,” used to be far more than a Cubs “blog.”  We used to follow everything and make fun of everybody, well, not...

Lace up your ‘Roos and let’s run up a hill

There’s a little ritual in the Dolan household just before the start of every Bears season.  We sit down and we watch the unbelievably good piece that NFL Films did about the greatest Bear of all time.  Pure Payton is a 45 minute Walter Payton Splooge-fest and...

Devin Hester Splooge-o-rama

Because his 2008 returns were lackluster, you almost forget how unbelievable he was in 2006 and 2007.  Hey, I said almost. What follows is ten minutes of pure bonertime.  Well, except for the Pro Bowl one, I mean, it’s the Pro Bowl.  Who cares?...

After 60 years, the Bears offense enters the NFL

Sure, it was only a quarter of football in a largely unimportant preseason football game.  But for a franchise starved for a real offense since Sid Luckman 60 years ago, watching them start to build a real NFL offense around a talented quarterback and running back...