May 26, 2004 | Andy
Two of sports most noxious franchises, ESPN.com’s repugnant Page 2 and ESPN2’s unwatchable pile of Cold Pizza have combined to create the Rosemary’s Baby of sports features. They have compiled a ridiculous list of the Top 15 Most Tortured Sports...
May 25, 2004 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Cubs: Carlos “The Lawnmower” Zambrano, 4-1, 2.08 ERA Astros: Roy “Little Possum” Oswalt, 2-3, 3.73 ERA Lineups: Cubs Todd Walker, 2b Ramon Martinez, ss Corey Patterson, cf (Huh?) Moises Alou, lf E-Ramis Ramirez, 3b Todd...
May 25, 2004 | Andy
The first truly big series of the season starts tonight. I’m sure you can argue that the two series against the Cardinals so far were big, and they were, if you live in a home that you insulate by stacking hay bales around the tires. When all is said and done in...
May 24, 2004 | Andy
For whatever reason, perhaps it’s just everyone’s respect for their elders, octogenarian slugger Albie Pujols gets a pass whenever he breaks out his boorish behavior. In the past nine months alone the Cubs have seen him throw a tantrum at home plate after...
May 23, 2004 | Andy
Pitchers: St. Louis: Matt Morris, 4-3, 3.69 Cubs: Matt Clement, 5-3, 2.53 Lineups: St. Louis Tony Womack, 2b Ray Lankford, lf Albie Pujols, Sr., 1b Lassie, cf Scott Rolen, 3b Colin Porter, rf Edgar Renteria, ss Mike Matheny, c Matt Morris, p Cubs Tom Goodwin, rf Todd...
May 22, 2004 | Andy
Pitchers: St. Louis: Woody Williams 1-4, 4.69 Cubs: Glendon Rusch, 1-0, 5.25 Lineups: Cardinals Somebody Luna, 2b Edgar Renteria, ss Albie Pujols, Sr., 1b Scott Rolen, 3b Lassie, cf Reggie Sanders, rf So Terrible, lf Mike Matheny, c Woody Williams, p Cubs: Todd...
