Mar 24, 2003 | Andy
If you want to make fun of the war you’re asking to do the impossible. So what are we supposed to do, sit back and let the biggest televised event of all time pass us by without smirk or comment? Hell no. We’ll just make fun of the doofuses (doofi?) who...
Mar 24, 2003 | Andy
How typical of our “stars” to just not get it at all last night. Taking “the show must go on” literally, Hollywood gathered to kiss each other’s hineys and to crank up the self-important meter to the limit. There was no red carpet grab...
Mar 24, 2003 | Andy
For the second straight weekend the weather was nice. The birds were chirping. The grass was starting to turn green. The sun was shining brightly. And most of us were wearing a groove into a couch. Normally, the NCAA Tournament blows any weekend to hell. But couple it...
Mar 21, 2003 | Andy
Typically, you knew that guys like Jay Mariotti wouldn’t get it. Only one thing matters in tournament basketball and Jim Valvano said it best 20 years ago: “survive and advance”. This isn’t the Tour de France, you don’t have to haul your...
Mar 20, 2003 | Andy
Anybody who thinks that puffy, Harry Caray glasses wearing, poetry reading “Saddam Hussein” we saw on that video last night was really him, please stand up. I think that President Gee Dub should go on TV again tonight (how about halftime of Illinois-W....
Mar 19, 2003 | Andy
I remember a quote from a college student in a 1991 Newsweek issue. They asked him what he was going to do that night and he said, “Pop some popcorn, and watch the war.” I was in high school then, freaked out that if the war dragged on that I’d get...
