The most craptacular column is back!

I just can’t express how excited I am that CNNSI had the brains to let Larry King write a sports column. This is priceless stuff. The man is so clueless, he’s brilliant.

Super Tuesday

I?ll admit it. In recent weeks I thought both Real World-Vegas and The Osbournes had lost their fastball. But last night completely restored my faith in the entertainment value of both programs. Let?s start with The Real World. I think we finally have an opportunity...

Daily Dose — College Football Signing Day Blowout

Make Desipio.com your one stop shop today for all of the important news, today, National College Football Letter of Intent Signing Day. Or, as it’s known in the south, Redneck Christmas. Oh, screw that. You can tell the normal football fan from the rabid,...

Daily Dose — Joe Millionaire and Mike Ditka

This sentence was uttered on TV last night by a guy trying to seduce a woman. “I knew a guy who had an ingrown toenail. He got a fungus in his car. And died.” How can any lady resist that? Evan “Joe Millionaire” Mariott is just the smoothest...

Give Dock the Rock

Like a lot of kids I wanted to be an astronaut when I was younger. Of course I also wanted to be a vampire and a professional bull rider. But the astronaut dream lasted the longest and was the most realistic—at least until I saw The Right Stuff and wasn?t down...

Daily Dose — Sunday edition

You’d think there could be nothing funny or lighthearted about what happened yesterday in the skies over Texas when the Space Shuttle Columbia broke into pieces and crashed into the Earth. But that’s only if you didn’t see MSNBC’s press...