Mar 29, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
Part two of our preseason preview extravaganza takes us to the outfield, where the Cubs have decided that if you don’t weigh 220 pounds or more you have no business out there.1 People are worried about the outfield defense, since the current outfield assemblage...
Mar 28, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
Opening Day is careening around the corner and you know that means. Â It’s time for a half-assed preview of the season. Â Today let’s focus on the infield (and the catchers). Â The one thing you really want to know is: Is this Cubs infield the greatest...
Mar 27, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, Media Hacks, MLB
With just a week to wait before opening day, it seemed like a good time to try to find a 2016 Cubs hype video. There were plenty to choose from, including this one: But while looking around, I found something even better. The best hype videos for these 2016 Cubs...
Mar 16, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
With more than a couple of weeks to go before the Cubs open the season in Anaheim, there’s still plenty of time to preview the individual position groups. Â But before we start dissecting the deepest roster in baseball, it’s time to take the necessary...
Mar 11, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
One of the things I detest more than just about anything else is the dreaded hot take. Well, hold onto your butts, because I’m about to serve one up and it’s pipin’ hot! Cubs pitcher Jon Lester is going to have to learn to throw the fucking ball to...
Mar 2, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
Surely, in the past week since the Cubs convinced Dexter Fowler that an extra $20 million is worthless if it means you’ll have to have crabs in Baltimore, some dummy has opined to you that the Cubs are “too deep.” “When is everybody going to...
