Leading the league in meetings

Mar 3, 2011 | Cubs, Featured

After Carlos Silva endeared himself to his teammates by starting a slap fight in the dugout yesterday, the Cubs had a team meeting this morning led by our most beloved cue ball, Mike Quade. Nobody’s quite sure what Quade told the guys, but I’m sure it...

We get it, old people love the Cubs

Mar 1, 2011 | Cubs, Featured

WGN does a fine job with their season opening promos, and this year’s is…well…it’s not bad, but it doesn’t match teh awesomes of last year. This year’s seems to be a reminder that old people love the Cubs, and even the oldest ones...

Cubs finally get it

Jan 28, 2011 | Cubs

I’m not what you would call an optimist by nature.  I’m also not what you’d call hygenic, but that’s really neither here nor there. But I have got to tell you, recent moves by the Chicago Cubs have got me thinking that as Ron Santo used to...

See ya, mope

Jan 17, 2011 | Cubs

After trading away three prospects, a ten year minor league catcher and Sam Fuld to get Matt Garza, the Cubs restocked their farm system today by trading mopey, turdish, Tom Gorzelanny to the Washington Nationals for three middling prospects. Is it really restocking...

Off his Gord

Jan 16, 2011 | Cubs

Friday night we celebrated the first night of the poorest attended Cubs Convention in 20 years with our annual Desipio – Hire Jim Essian drunkfest at Shitty O’Keas at the Hilton and Towers. The usual gang of miscreants showed up and, as in years past, some...

Cubs cook up new ticket plans

Jan 10, 2011 | Cubs

The Cubs released information today on new ticket options, including a 13-game ticket plan that includes tickets to one home game each against the Yankees, White Sox and Cardinals.  Then you pick the next ten out of an assortment that includes less attractive games...