Jun 9, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
One of the few (as it happily turns out) casualties of the Cubs three-years-wandering-the-desert-rebuild was our patience with some of the higher profile prospects. We were spoiled when Kris Bryant emerged fully formed, ready to sock dingers from the minute he signed...
May 24, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, Media Hacks
Twitter is announcing some big changes they’re going to roll out over the next few weeks. Once they are complete you’ll be able to post photos, videos and .gifs without it taking up your character count. You’ll be able to spam the shit out of people...
May 18, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
Every week MLB.com and ESPN.com and other .com’s push out their big league POWER RANKINGS! WHO HAS THE POWER? WHO HAS MORE OR LESS POWER THAN THEY DID THE LAST TIME WE ARBITRARILY AWARDED THE POWER? It’s pointless. It’s dumb. The only power rankings that matter...
May 11, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
HI GUYS. INTER NET ASKED KYLE TO GIVE YOU AN UPDATE ON THE REHAB WORK I AM DOING ON MY LEG HINGE. JUST PROMISE YOU WON’T PRINT THIS OUT AND TAKE IT TO THE BOYS ROOM WHEN YOU POOP. I KNOW GUYS LIKE TO READ WHEN THEY POOP. I SURE DO LIKE TO. EVERY DAY MEDICINE...
May 10, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
Old Ma Nature decided to give us all a little mental break last night, and she rained out the Cubs regularly scheduled win against the San Diego Padres. I think we all needed it. I was asleep by nine o’clock—on the couch, no less—mostly because our beloved,...
May 5, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
Baseball’s best team returns home tonight after just about as thorough a pants-ing of the next best team in a division that you’re ever going to see. Â After falling behind 1-0 in the first game of the three-game sweep of Pissburgh, the Cubs kicked the...
