Mar 16, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
With more than a couple of weeks to go before the Cubs open the season in Anaheim, there’s still plenty of time to preview the individual position groups. Â But before we start dissecting the deepest roster in baseball, it’s time to take the necessary...
Mar 11, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
One of the things I detest more than just about anything else is the dreaded hot take. Well, hold onto your butts, because I’m about to serve one up and it’s pipin’ hot! Cubs pitcher Jon Lester is going to have to learn to throw the fucking ball to...
Mar 2, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
Surely, in the past week since the Cubs convinced Dexter Fowler that an extra $20 million is worthless if it means you’ll have to have crabs in Baltimore, some dummy has opined to you that the Cubs are “too deep.” “When is everybody going to...
Feb 25, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
A few short years ago, a self-important, self-appointed spokesman for Cubs fans all over asked, “Theo how long do you expect us to wait?” Theo, as it turns out, didn’t expect us to wait very long at all. Within four years he’d turned a joke of...
Feb 5, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
In late July of 2004 the Red Sox still-young General Manager Theodore Epstein traded an iconic Boston superstar to the Chicago Cubs. Â Boston was stunned. Â People wept. Â A pall fell over the city. Oh, in the same trade, Theo also got rid of Nomar Garciaparra. Matt...
Jan 28, 2016 | Cubs, Featured, MLB
Current titleholder of “Worst Twitterer in the Universe” Bruce Levine wrote a surprisingly coherent piece for The Score where he touted the Cubs as the “most likely landing place” for Dexter Fowler. We all liked Dexter. Â He did a nice job,...
