Meet the Cubs!

Meet the Cubs!

Cubs functionally illiterate manager Dale Sveum has narrowed his 25 man roster down to 28 or so (nobody’s sure how high Dale can count), and it’s a sight to behold.  An outfield of four washed up guys and the plodding Joe Mather, an infield that’s...

Breaking: Starlin Castro to host Baseball Bunch

I love the fact that Starlin is doing interviews in English now.  I can’t imagine trying to do that in a foreign language.  But this segment with Harold Reynolds, between Starlin’s broken English and the fact that his “before” and...

I hope Ryan Dempster is killed by a meteor

Seriously, what is wrong with this asshole? Won’t anyone tell him that he’s not funny, that his Harry Caray impression isn’t actually of Harry, but Will Ferrell doing Harry…poorly? On the surface, Ryan Dempster should be likable.  He seems...
Bunt outrage AAARRRRGGGHHHH!

Bunt outrage AAARRRRGGGHHHH!

There are two things I can’t quite understand about the Cubs bunting tournament. 1) The media’s fascination with tweeting out round by round results. Two years ago, most of these guys (and Carrie) acted like Twitter was way too complicated for them to ever...

So this is what it’s gonna look like?

I know that High Heat and MVP Baseball 2005 get a lot of love as the greatest video baseball games ever, and I loved them both, and RBI Baseball, of course.  But the gold standard has to be The Show now. I’m a mostly grown man and my wife will occasionally hear...
Soriano’s leading off? Phil loves it, and make-believe!

Soriano’s leading off? Phil loves it, and make-believe!

When Dale Sveum wrote out his intersquad lineup and had Alfonso Soriano listed as his leadoff hitter, I was impressed.  I had no idea Sveum could spell anything with more than one syllable.  When he did it again for the Cacti League opener, I was intrigued.  When I...