Jan 16, 2011 | Cubs
Friday night we celebrated the first night of the poorest attended Cubs Convention in 20 years with our annual Desipio – Hire Jim Essian drunkfest at Shitty O’Keas at the Hilton and Towers. The usual gang of miscreants showed up and, as in years past, some...
Jan 10, 2011 | Cubs
The Cubs released information today on new ticket options, including a 13-game ticket plan that includes tickets to one home game each against the Yankees, White Sox and Cardinals. Then you pick the next ten out of an assortment that includes less attractive games...
Jan 7, 2011 | Cubs
Today, the Cubs struck a blow for freedom of the press (or something.)Â It was just three days ago that the pigment challenged beat writer of the Sun Times stuck his little pencil neck out and declared the Cubs the front runner to acquire the talented, but batshit...
Jan 6, 2011 | Cubs
Next Friday a throng of like minded dipshits will descend up on an overpriced hotel and convention center near downtown Chicago. Despite evidence to the contrary (and lots of it) they will delude themselves into thinking that this year things will be different. ...
Jan 5, 2011 | Cubs
Even though (SPOILER ALERT) Ron Santo is dead, it doesn’t mean that the day the Hall of Fame votes are counted isn’t still painful for living, great, former Cubs. Today, the baseball writers voted to induct two players into the crummy little snobatorium...
Dec 17, 2010 | Cubs
There’s really no such thing as a rational fan. By definition you’re a “fanatic” and in practice you have made a conscious decision to devote a wildly disproportionate amount of your own time to become emotionally invested in things other...
