Cubs Live! – Cardinals at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 8/8

Pitching matchup: Tards: Braden Looper, 10-9, 4.29 ERA Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly, 11-6, 4.35 ERA Hey, neato site, huh? We’re going retro today!  (Mostly because the new site isn’t working right.  But roll with...

Cubs Live! — Astros at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 8/6

I thought he was dead? Oh, this is a little embarrassing. Better call the florist. Pitching matchup Astros: Brandon Bacne (Get it bacne, like acne only on your back, oh never mind) 6-10, 4.72 ERA Cubs: Marquis du Suc 6-7, 4.68 ERA

Cubs Live! — Astros at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 8/5

Pitching matchup: Astros: Magic Wandy, 6-4, 3.61 ERA Cubs: Rich Harden 1-1, 1.11 ERA Lineups Astros Anal Fissure, 2b Miguel Tejada, hgh…oops, SS Hunter Scoliosis, rf El Gordo Caballo, lf Geff with a G, Blum, 1b Ty Wigginton, 3b Punty Erstad, cf Somebody...

Cubs Live! — Marlins at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 7/25

Pitching matchup: Marlins: Josh Johnson 0-0, 3.86 ERA Cubs: Ryan Dempster 11-3, 3.05 ERA Josh Johnson? You mean the guy who played Pacey on Andre Dawson’s Creek? Oh, wait that was Josh Jackson. Never mind.