At least Derrek won’t have to limp too far

Aug 18, 2010 | Cubs

A month after professing his undying love for the Cubs and refusing to forsake them for a team with a chance at the pennant, Derrek Lee agreed to be traded to the Atlanta Braves.  Presumably he had to sign the agreement while lying face down on a massage table,...

So long, dummy

Jul 31, 2010 | Cubs

Now that Ryan Theriot is mercifully on somebody else’s team, we can take a moment to remember a time when he wasn’t a terrible fielding, addle-brained baserunning, wiffle bat carrying douchebag. We can take a minute to remember when he bailed out the 2007...

Lou’s leaving, and I hope you assholes are happy

Jul 20, 2010 | Cubs

The worst kept secret in baseball (I mean other than tHom Brennaman’s toupee) was let out of the bag today when the Cubs announced that Lou Piniella was going to pack it in at the end of this horrendous season. Lou’s agent let the news out today, which...

Cubs Live – White Sox at Cubs, 7 p.m.

Jun 16, 2009 | Cubs Live

Pitching matchup: Sox: John Danks, 4-5, 4.81 ERA Cubs: Carlos Zambrano, 4-2, 3.39 ERA Carlos and Ozzie are doing commercials together.  I don’t think this needs any explanation. [Youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vs1BXcR-ww&feature=player_embedded]...