Virtually unlimited nonsense

Virtually unlimited nonsense

This morning I got wind of a new Al Yellon article so poorly thought out, so unreasonably daffy and so incompetent that I cursed the Twitter Gods for suspending my account because I wanted to share some good old Steve Stone motherboy flesh with the world. It was going...
Steve Stone got me suspended by Twitter

Steve Stone got me suspended by Twitter

If you’re wondering why the visibility of @desipiodotcom on Twitter is so poor right now, all you kids watching from home, it’s Steve Stone’s fault. Sort of. Yesterday Twitter got flooded with more annoying spam tweets than usual.  And I got one...
2013 MLB Draft Preview

2013 MLB Draft Preview

The night the Cubs have been waiting for, since this time last year is here.  It’s the first day (night, actually) of the 2013 Major League Baseball Rule 4 Draft.  The Cubs have the second pick in the draft thanks to being the second worst team in baseball...
Maybe Pythagoras is just full of shit

Maybe Pythagoras is just full of shit

Dale Sveum is not a mathematician.  In fact, he doesn’t seem to be much of a thinker.  So it’s unlikely that he understands that his fourth place Cubs really shouldn’t be bad.  They ought to be mediocre. Woo!  Cubs fever.  Catch it.  And die....
One more Hanguk Safforn for breakfast

One more Hanguk Safforn for breakfast

Check out this South Korean baseball player who is pretty sure he got ALL OF IT and just ended the game: Looks like he needed one more Hanguk Safforn for breakfast. (Todd Walker feels the bat flip needed much more disgust.)  
Can’t spell Most Valuable without Valbue(n)a

Can’t spell Most Valuable without Valbue(n)a

The Internet long ago identified me as the biggest Luis Valbuena jock sniffer on the planet, and to that, I can only say, “So?” Long, long ago, I founded the Hank White Fan Club and we, to this day, share glorious tales of Henry Blanco’s long (16...