Maybe Pythagoras is just full of shit

Maybe Pythagoras is just full of shit

Dale Sveum is not a mathematician.  In fact, he doesn’t seem to be much of a thinker.  So it’s unlikely that he understands that his fourth place Cubs really shouldn’t be bad.  They ought to be mediocre. Woo!  Cubs fever.  Catch it.  And die....
One more Hanguk Safforn for breakfast

One more Hanguk Safforn for breakfast

Check out this South Korean baseball player who is pretty sure he got ALL OF IT and just ended the game: Looks like he needed one more Hanguk Safforn for breakfast. (Todd Walker feels the bat flip needed much more disgust.)  
Can’t spell Most Valuable without Valbue(n)a

Can’t spell Most Valuable without Valbue(n)a

The Internet long ago identified me as the biggest Luis Valbuena jock sniffer on the planet, and to that, I can only say, “So?” Long, long ago, I founded the Hank White Fan Club and we, to this day, share glorious tales of Henry Blanco’s long (16...
Too quick to apologize

Too quick to apologize

Yesterday was quite a day for the guy at Bleacher Nation, Brett Taylor.  It started innocently enough: a recap of the exploits of the Cubs minor leaguers–written by a guy named Luke they are infinitely better than the ones at Al Yellon’s House of...

So are the Cubs broke, or cheap, or both

From today’s Sun Times it’s pretty apparent that Gordon Wittenmyer isn’t going to stop writing about how the Cubs: a) have no money b) have huge, crippling, staggering, suffocating debt c) can’t pay free agents d) refuse to pay free agents e)...

Reminder: David Haugh is the dumbest

So I was enjoying a rare sunny Sunday when I got direct messaged by someone in the Chicago media asking if I had read David Haugh’s column today. Consider Sunday ruined. We long ago established that Haugh is an idiot, and a terrible columnist.  Days like today...