Bears fans and media really are the worst

Bears fans and media really are the worst

Dec 10, 2013 | Bears, Media Hacks

When Jay Cutler left his groin in a pile in DC several weeks ago, we all thought the season was over.  Once again, an injury to the one competent Bears QB on the roster would fell the entire house of cards and we’d have months of terrible football to slog...
The dawn of Trestmania

The dawn of Trestmania

Sep 6, 2013 | Bears, Featured

Are you ready?  It’s coming.  The long wait is almost over.  It’s just a few hours away.  Our beloved Bears finally take the field for real on Sunday and they face the similarly dressed Cincinnati Bengals.  The game starts at noon, and...

About that extension, Lovie

Dec 30, 2012 | Bears

If it’s over (and it sure feels like it’s over), the Lovie Smith era is going to be remembered for a Super Bowl appearance, a strange, turnover generating defense, a strange turnover generating offense, and three paltry playoff wins in nine seasons. Lovie...

My new favorite picture, ever

May 3, 2012 | Bears, Featured

Emasculating haircut?  Check. Emasculating dog?  Check. Comfy pants? Check. Orange running shoes that Steve Prefontaine likely tested in 1973?  Check. Pink bag filled with rolled up dog shit retrieval bags?  Check. Bemused look?  Check. Giving the old fuck you to...