Surprisingly, not a lot of hype surrounding last night's episode.
Any thoughts? Thought it was ok, not great, and (kill me for saying this) pretty formulaic. If it sets the scene for a series of great shows, then I'm cool with that. Still better than 90 percent of what's on the tube, but it wasn't a knockout. I also spent an hour watching CYE clips on YouTube heading up to last night, so that may have skewed my perceptions a bit.
I laughed out loud at least three times. Attacking the smoke alarm with a baseball bat, the penis cake, the continuing gag of showing up the night after the party as an excuse for blowing it off the night before and then not being able to wiggle out of having to stay there all struck me as very funny, but maybe I was just in a good mood after having watched "Tell Me That You Love Me". Did someone start a thread for that? If not, I will.
So your last name is really "Black?" That's like my last name being, "Jew."
Where were you?
Eating some penis.
What do we do now?
Maybe some family will adopt us.
...
Oh, and Tia Carrera.
This should be good.
http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/07/tca_seinfeld_reunion_on_curb_y.html (http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/07/tca_seinfeld_reunion_on_curb_y.html)
Quote from: RV on July 31, 2009, 09:42:23 AM
This should be good.
http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/07/tca_seinfeld_reunion_on_curb_y.html (http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/07/tca_seinfeld_reunion_on_curb_y.html)
You forgot the pic:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0KRN69leV-Q/SnI_SB_HdrI/AAAAAAAAGh4/nPbbflCmOSc/s1600-h/curb-seinfeld.jpg)
Quote from: RV on July 31, 2009, 09:42:23 AM
This should be good.
http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/07/tca_seinfeld_reunion_on_curb_y.html (http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/07/tca_seinfeld_reunion_on_curb_y.html)
QuoteIs there any chance the reunion will be any good?
"You mean, as opposed to the finale?"
In hindsight, what did you think of the finale?
"Excellent show! Excellent show?"
And the people who criticized it?
"Morons! Morons!"
That.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 31, 2009, 10:09:37 AM
Quote from: RV on July 31, 2009, 09:42:23 AM
This should be good.
http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/07/tca_seinfeld_reunion_on_curb_y.html (http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/07/tca_seinfeld_reunion_on_curb_y.html)
You forgot the pic:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0KRN69leV-Q/SnI_SB_HdrI/AAAAAAAAGh4/nPbbflCmOSc/s1600-h/curb-seinfeld.jpg)
So did you...
(http://i31.tinypic.com/301o6s0.jpg)
While her face admittedly looks a little funny there, I'd like to know how JL Dreyfuss generally has gotten more attractive as she's gotten older.
Quote from: MAD on July 31, 2009, 11:28:15 AM
While her face admittedly looks a little funny there, I'd like to know how JL Dreyfuss generally has gotten more attractive as she's gotten older.
It's all about the hair. Her beautiful, Pantene hair.
Seriously, though, the only reason she wasn't smoking hot as Elaine was because she had ridiculous 90s hair.
Quote from: MAD on July 31, 2009, 11:28:15 AM
While her face admittedly looks a little funny there, I'd like to know how JL Dreyfuss generally has gotten more attractive as she's gotten older.
No need to qualify your praise.
She's hot.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 31, 2009, 11:32:45 AM
Seriously, though, the only reason she wasn't smoking hot as Elaine was because she had ridiculous 90s hair.
And ridiculous '90s clothes.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 31, 2009, 11:32:45 AM
Quote from: MAD on July 31, 2009, 11:28:15 AM
While her face admittedly looks a little funny there, I'd like to know how JL Dreyfuss generally has gotten more attractive as she's gotten older.
It's all about the hair. Her beautiful, Pantene hair. Nobody takes better care of their hair than Elaine. You can serve dinner on her head.
Seriously, though, the only reason she wasn't smoking hot as Elaine was because she had ridiculous 90s hair.
Come ON'd
cosmetic surgery?
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 02, 2009, 12:58:37 PM
cosmetic surgery?
Don't act like you wouldn't nail Demi Moore.
Quote from: MAD on July 31, 2009, 11:28:15 AM
While her face admittedly looks a little funny there, I'd like to know how JL Dreyfuss generally has gotten more attractive as she's gotten older.
As the others were kind of saying, people 2000-Current much much hotter than before-2000. Science
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 03, 2009, 12:27:37 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 31, 2009, 11:28:15 AM
While her face admittedly looks a little funny there, I'd like to know how JL Dreyfuss generally has gotten more attractive as she's gotten older.
As the others were kind of saying, people 2000-Current much much hotter than before-2000. Science
Agreed. I couldn't get over how much hotter I looked upon arising on the morning of Jan. 1, 2000, than I did the night before. A little disheveled, perhaps. But much, much hotter.
The first ep of the new season was great. Can't wait to see what the exact story arc is and how it works out this season.
I LOVE THE FATMAN.
Quote from: Poon on September 21, 2009, 01:10:37 PM
The first ep of the new season was great. Can't wait to see what the exact story arc is and how it works out this season.
I LOVE THE FATMAN.
What a great start to the year. The fact that he slept with the crazy girl is hilarious by itself.
Funkhausers.
Quote from: BH on September 21, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
Quote from: Poon on September 21, 2009, 01:10:37 PM
The first ep of the new season was great. Can't wait to see what the exact story arc is and how it works out this season.
I LOVE THE FATMAN.
What a great start to the year. The fact that he slept with the crazy girl is hilarious by itself.
Incontinence...did I already say that?
Wow, that was an excellent episode. I loved the setup for the entire arc in the small conversation about Seinfeld with Cheryl. Sets up all of Larry's ambition.
Am I the only one who laughs everytime Leon is in a shot, even if he's not saying anything? JB Smoove is incredible in this show.
Quote from: BH on September 22, 2009, 08:22:43 AM
Am I the only one who laughs everytime Leon is in a shot, even if he's not saying anything? JB Smoove is incredible in this show.
All you needed to say.
This episode had so many great plotlines. All were hilarious. This is the best written show on television on a week-to-week basis.
Quote from: BH on September 28, 2009, 09:58:33 AM
This episode had so many great plotlines. All were hilarious. This is the best written show on television on a week-to-week basis.
Agreed.
So I guess you'll be...
...goin' up to my room to eat this fuckin' Chinese food.
This season is unbelievable so far. I didn't think it could stay as good as it's been and yet here we are.
Brilliant.
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 04, 2009, 11:02:33 PM
This season is unbelievable so far. I didn't think it could stay as good as it's been and yet here we are.
Brilliant.
I wasn't sure how they'd pull off the seinfold reunion without it being stupid, but this is true genious.
Quote from: BH on October 05, 2009, 08:35:27 AM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 04, 2009, 11:02:33 PM
This season is unbelievable so far. I didn't think it could stay as good as it's been and yet here we are.
Brilliant.
I wasn't sure how they'd pull off the seinfold reunion without it being stupid, but this is true genious.
It was very good, but I think that you are being overly generious.
"You cause a ruckus all up in that ass larry? "
Am I the only one watching this show? Last night's show was tremendous.. the girl in teh belly shirt, larry's pissing problem, the crying jesus bathroom painting..
Quote from: BH on October 26, 2009, 10:19:08 AM
Am I the only one watching this show? Last night's show was tremendous.. the girl in teh belly shirt, larry's pissing problem, the crying jesus bathroom painting..
No you aren't. It's incredible.
"Trust your gut"
Quote from: BH on October 26, 2009, 10:19:08 AM
Am I the only one watching this show? Last night's show was tremendous.. the girl in teh belly shirt, larry's pissing problem, the crying jesus bathroom painting..
This season has been great. Absolutely loved every scene with Seinfeld and Larry together in the last episode.
Quote from: air2300 on October 28, 2009, 10:29:06 PM
Quote from: BH on October 26, 2009, 10:19:08 AM
Am I the only one watching this show? Last night's show was tremendous.. the girl in teh belly shirt, larry's pissing problem, the crying jesus bathroom painting..
This season has been great. Absolutely loved every scene with Seinfeld and Larry together in the last episode.
They are funny together. It makes me wonder why Larry didn't play George.
Surprising that the Catholic League (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/28/catholic-league-angered-b_n_337199.html) has issues with Larry pissing on Jesus's face.
That was an instant classic.
Mother of Larry. An Asshole and a Swan Killer.
Things that were magic in this episode:
- Larry's dad saving $100 by putting "past away" on the tombstone instead of "passed away"
- the tombstone's guys rant about Derek Jeter
- Larry repeatedly answering his phone in the clubhouse, then telling the owner it was because his dad had a quadruple bypass yesterday and needed to hear his voice
- funkhauser the entire episode
- Jeff saying how he plays golf when he tells his wife he's working; tells her he's playing golf when he's with other women.
Quote from: BH on November 05, 2009, 08:55:58 AM
Things that were magic in this episode:
- Larry's dad saving $100 by putting "past away" on the tombstone instead of "passed away"
- the tombstone's guys rant about Derek Jeter
- Larry repeatedly answering his phone in the clubhouse, then telling the owner it was because his dad had a quadruple bypass yesterday and needed to hear his voice
- funkhauser the entire episode
- Jeff saying how he plays golf when he tells his wife he's working; tells her he's playing golf when he's with other women.
I liked Jeff's email that said RE: Swan Killing
Quote from: Slack-E on November 05, 2009, 09:02:25 AM
Quote from: BH on November 05, 2009, 08:55:58 AM
Things that were magic in this episode:
- Larry's dad saving $100 by putting "past away" on the tombstone instead of "passed away"
- the tombstone's guys rant about Derek Jeter
- Larry repeatedly answering his phone in the clubhouse, then telling the owner it was because his dad had a quadruple bypass yesterday and needed to hear his voice
- funkhauser the entire episode
- Jeff saying how he plays golf when he tells his wife he's working; tells her he's playing golf when he's with other women.
I liked Jeff's email that said RE: Swan Killing
Andy's wife's hats always made me laugh as well.. you should see what she can do with lotions.
"Some guy told me to go 'f*ck my face' once. He went to jail." - Officer Krupke
We all know that there are only two ways a person can injure their neck. One is a car accident. And the other, is cunninlingus.
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 09, 2009, 08:19:48 AM
We all know that there are only two ways a person can injure their neck. One is a car accident. And the other, is cunninlingus.
I didn't know that.
Quote from: CBStew on November 09, 2009, 09:04:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 09, 2009, 08:19:48 AM
We all know that there are only two ways a person can injure their neck. One is a car accident. And the other, is cunninlingus.
I didn't know that.
I need you to tell Susie I was in a car accident!
Who are you?
I'm Larry David. And I feel comfortable in women's panties.
Quote from: Slack-E on November 09, 2009, 10:06:19 AM
Who are you?
I'm Larry David. And I feel comfortable in women's panties.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Her pussy has a rash on it.
Quote from: BH on November 16, 2009, 08:04:17 AM
Her pussy has a rash on it.
You never loan anything to Jason that can be inserted.
Quote from: BH on November 16, 2009, 08:04:17 AM
Her pussy has a rash on it.
I kept on waiting for an innocent explanation of that line.
Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!
Do you respect wood?
The finale of the Seinfeld series was much better than the season finale of "Curb Your Enthusiasm".
Quote from: CBStew on November 23, 2009, 03:59:16 PM
The finale of the Seinfeld series was much better than the season finale of "Curb Your Enthusiasm".
It was a letdown for sure. Maybe an homage to the finale of Seinfeld?
Quote from: Slack-E on November 16, 2009, 05:42:01 PM
Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!
I'm just a simple caveman without HBO, and hadn't heard this joke until just now on the youtube. Perfect joke and execution.
Am I the only one who didn't know Super Dave and Mel Brooks were brothers?
http://blogs.golf.com/flyers/2009/11/my-dinner-with-funkhouser.html
Quote from: R-V on December 04, 2009, 12:55:59 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 16, 2009, 05:42:01 PM
Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!
I'm just a simple caveman without HBO, and hadn't heard this joke until just now on the youtube. Perfect joke and execution.
Am I the only one who didn't know Super Dave and Mel Brooks were brothers?
http://blogs.golf.com/flyers/2009/11/my-dinner-with-funkhouser.html
"A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening.
So she goes to her mother, she says what am I going to do I'm so big down there when I marry Harry he's going to divorce me.
Her mother says don't worry sweetheart it runs in the family, do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there he'll never know the difference.
So she does.
They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o'clock, he's gone but there's a note on her pillow. It says My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I'm surprised it didn't wake you up.
The only reason I'm not here now darling is that I'm at work to make enough money to buy you a house, apicket fence, we'll have dogs and children.
When the 5 o'clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms, Your loving husband Harry.
PS. Your C*** is in the sink."
Quote from: R-V on December 04, 2009, 12:55:59 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 16, 2009, 05:42:01 PM
Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!
I'm just a simple caveman without HBO, and hadn't heard this joke until just now on the youtube. Perfect joke and execution.
Am I the only one who didn't know Super Dave and Mel Brooks were brothers?
http://blogs.golf.com/flyers/2009/11/my-dinner-with-funkhouser.html
He told two jokes on Conan a few weeks ago in a similar vein. Both jokes I had never heard and both featured perfect delivery. He is awesome.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/108088/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien-super-dave-osborne-part-1
Quote from: R-V on December 04, 2009, 12:55:59 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 16, 2009, 05:42:01 PM
Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!
I'm just a simple caveman without HBO, and hadn't heard this joke until just now on the youtube. Perfect joke and execution.
Am I the only one who didn't know Super Dave and Mel Brooks were brothers?
http://blogs.golf.com/flyers/2009/11/my-dinner-with-funkhouser.html
I didn't know Super Dave and Mel were brothers but I knew Super Dave and Albert Brooks were.
Quote from: JakeD on December 07, 2009, 09:10:28 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 04, 2009, 12:55:59 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 16, 2009, 05:42:01 PM
Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!
I'm just a simple caveman without HBO, and hadn't heard this joke until just now on the youtube. Perfect joke and execution.
Am I the only one who didn't know Super Dave and Mel Brooks were brothers?
http://blogs.golf.com/flyers/2009/11/my-dinner-with-funkhouser.html
I didn't know Super Dave and Mel were brothers but I knew Super Dave and Albert Brooks were.
I didn't realize that Mel and Albert were the same person until just now.
Quote from: CBStew on November 23, 2009, 03:59:16 PM
The finale of the Seinfeld series was much better than the season finale of "Curb Your Enthusiasm".
"That ending was so much better than the one I wrote"
"I just want to go for a long drive."