2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks

[Saul Goodman]

Dioner Navarro sure hates him some White Sox.

[CBStew]

Dioner Navarro sure hates him some White Sox.

When did Melky Cabrera get traded to the Cubs?

[Internet Apex]

These guys aint so fuckin' bad.

[Quality Start Machine]

These guys aint so fuckin' bad.

Aside from the guy they gave a fuckload of money for 4 years to, the starting pitching isn't terrible.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

These guys aint so fuckin' bad.

They're shitty.

[Tonker]

These guys aint so fuckin' bad.

They're shitty.

They swing between shitty and great.  But you know what?  Like the 2007 Cubs, they're getting it together and above all, they're fun to watch.  I kind of like these Cubs.  And I really like James Russell and his 2ER in 20.2 IP.

By the way, at this stage, the 2007 Cubs were 22-31.  Your 2013 Cubs are 23-30.

[Gilgamesh]

These guys aint so fuckin' bad.

They're shitty.

They swing between shitty and great.  But you know what?  Like the 2007 Cubs, they're getting it together and above all, they're fun to watch.  I kind of like these Cubs.  And I really like James Russell and his 2ER in 20.2 IP.

By the way, at this stage, the 2007 Cubs were 22-31.  Your 2013 Cubs are 23-30.

Damnit, you're going to make me care.

I blame Nate Schierholtz.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

These guys aint so fuckin' bad.

They're shitty.

They swing between shitty and great.  But you know what?  Like the 2007 Cubs, they're getting it together and above all, they're fun to watch.  I kind of like these Cubs.  And I really like James Russell and his 2ER in 20.2 IP.

By the way, at this stage, the 2007 Cubs were 22-31.  Your 2013 Cubs are 23-30.

Damnit, you're going to make me care.

I blame Nate SchierholtzJimmy Butthole.

No?'d

[Tonker]

Three walks and then a Granny?  Nice one, Marmol.  If you had any pride, you'd tear up your contract and walk away.

Also, what is a Putnam?

[Shooter]

Three walks and then a Granny?  Nice one, Marmol.  If you had any pride, you'd tear up your contract and walk away.

Also, what is a Putnam?

He also walked the batter after the granny. If acting manager Jay Mequirk had a sense of humor, he would have left Marmol in to see if he could double down.

[Saul Goodman]

Three walks and then a Granny?  Nice one, Marmol.  If you had any pride, you'd tear up your contract and walk away.

Also, what is a Putnam?

He also walked the batter after the granny. If acting manager Jay Mequirk had a sense of humor, he would have left Marmol in to see if he could double down.

Final score: 49-4

[Tonker]

Three walks and then a Granny?  Nice one, Marmol.  If you had any pride, you'd tear up your contract and walk away.

Also, what is a Putnam?

He also walked the batter after the granny. If acting manager Jay Mequirk had a sense of humor, he would have left Marmol in to see if he could double down.

Final score: 49-4

Another three walks in an inning yesterday.  He really needs to go away and think about what he's done.  Seriously - this is all in his head, now.

[CubFaninHydePark]

I'm getting a robust semi-chub for this Feldman kid.  His WHIP and BAA are much more in line with his solid rookie season two years ago than his numbers last season.

And he has the build of an imposing starting pitcher.  Cause you know.  That matters.  Or something.

[Gilgamesh]

I'm getting a robust semi-chub for this Feldman kid.  His WHIP and BAA are much more in line with his solid rookie season two years ago than his numbers last season.

And he has the build of an imposing starting pitcher.  Cause you know.  That matters.  Or something.

Kid?

He's 30.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm getting a robust semi-chub for this Feldman kid.  His WHIP and BAA are much more in line with his solid rookie season two years ago than his numbers last season.

And he has the build of an imposing starting pitcher.  Cause you know.  That matters.  Or something.

Kid?

He's 30.

And was not a rookie two years ago.