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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2010, 09:06:53 PM »
Get fucked, Arizona.
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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2010, 09:50:37 PM »
Fuck Pen
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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2010, 02:12:28 PM »
Fuck your own face, Pen.
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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2010, 02:13:03 PM »
Bumped for a Soto homer. You're a sad excuse for a man, Pen. Fuck you.
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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2010, 02:14:59 PM »
Go twiddle your man-clit, Pen.
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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2010, 02:22:17 PM »
Suck a shaved bag you purse-wearing Don Glover.

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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2010, 02:43:24 PM »
.385 BA, .547 OBP, 1.111 OPS. Nothing to see here, folks. Just a PenFoe getting fucked.
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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2010, 02:56:03 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:43:24 PM
.385 BA, .547 OBP, 1.111 OPS. Nothing to see here, folks. Just a PenFoe getting fucked.

If he keeps this up, Pen's colon will look like Mitch Green by the All-Star Break.
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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2010, 05:49:59 PM »
I would like to kindly invite PenFoe to consume a throbbing bag of sweaty dicks as he continues to gloryhole for Soto.
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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2010, 05:55:02 PM »
FYP
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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2010, 07:38:46 AM »
Gobble a cock with your butt, Pen.
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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2010, 09:59:11 AM »

Dong is immigrating to Pen's ass.
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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2010, 10:10:46 AM »
Geovany Soto is hitting very well this season.

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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2010, 01:14:21 PM »
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2010, 10:10:46 AM
Geovany Soto is hitting very well this season.

I'm particularly enjoying his patience at the plate.  He looks like he has a plan up there this year, unlike last year.

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Re: Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2010, 01:21:57 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:14:21 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2010, 10:10:46 AM
Geovany Soto is hitting very well this season.

I'm particularly enjoying his patience at the plate.  He looks like he has a plan up there this year, unlike last year.

In his defense, his walk % improved slightly last year, and he had managed to work his way up to an .800 OPS when he went down with his second injury right before the All Star break. After that he couldn't hit his way out of a wet paper bag.
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