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Saul Goodman

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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #90 on: June 12, 2011, 06:24:47 PM »

.105/.175/.211/.386

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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #91 on: June 14, 2011, 11:23:30 AM »
I know Tyler's not a great prospect, but fuck he's not this bad.  Well, I guess he is right now, but I didn't think he was going to fail like this.
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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #92 on: June 14, 2011, 11:44:55 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 14, 2011, 11:23:30 AM
I know Tyler's not a great prospect, but fuck he's not this bad.  Well, I guess he is right now, but I didn't think he was going to fail like this.

He sucks. 

Accept this.
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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #93 on: June 14, 2011, 12:02:26 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 14, 2011, 11:44:55 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 14, 2011, 11:23:30 AM
I know Tyler's not a great prospect, but fuck he's not this bad.  Well, I guess he is right now, but I didn't think he was going to fail like this.

He sucks. 

Accept this.

Fuck that.

Embrace this.
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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #94 on: June 14, 2011, 12:03:25 PM »
But it hurts.
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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #95 on: June 14, 2011, 12:28:02 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 14, 2011, 12:03:25 PM
But it hurts.

Pain is just asshurt leaving the body.
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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #96 on: June 14, 2011, 01:25:01 PM »

Of all Cubs traditions new and old, there isn't one I enjoy as much as the new one of giving shitty players Sosa's old number.
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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #97 on: June 14, 2011, 02:20:49 PM »
I remember we laughed about this in the SBox at the time, but 2 months into the season, it looks even more ridiculous.

Scroll down for his "bold prediction" about the Cubs.

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Tyler Colvin hits 40 home runs. I'm thinking: The bold part isn't the number (OK, it's a little high) but he did hit 20 last year in about 350 at-bats. The bold part is playing time, but he's been taking some time at first this spring, as well. One way or the other, he'll find his way into the lineup.


Edited: It is worth noting, after a re-read, that there are some decent looking "bold predictions" on there, particularly Bedard, Colon and Morse.
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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #98 on: June 14, 2011, 02:53:38 PM »
He'll hit 40 bombs, no question.

Over 5 seasons.

With the Orioles.
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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #99 on: June 14, 2011, 03:00:38 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 14, 2011, 02:53:38 PM
He'll hit 40 bombs, no question.

Over 5 seasons.

With the Orioles Swallows.

Sayonara'd.
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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #100 on: June 14, 2011, 04:43:55 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 14, 2011, 02:53:38 PM
He'll hit 40 bombs, no question.

Over 5 seasons.

With the Orioles.

More like the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters.
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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #101 on: June 14, 2011, 06:05:32 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 14, 2011, 03:00:38 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 14, 2011, 02:53:38 PM
He'll hit 40 bombs, no question.

Over 5 seasons.

With the Orioles Swallows.

Sayonara'd.

Would he, Matt Murton and Tuffy Rhodes form the greatest HR hitting outfield in Japan's history?
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Saul Goodman

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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #102 on: June 14, 2011, 06:20:53 PM »
Bruce Miles and Carrie report Tyler Colvin will shine on that crazy Iowa diamond after being demoted to make room for Reed Johnson.  He's getting his swing back!
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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #103 on: June 14, 2011, 06:22:47 PM »
DPD:


.105/.175/.211/.386

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Re: How Low Can He Go? Introducing the TYLER TRACKER
« Reply #104 on: June 15, 2011, 06:05:20 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 14, 2011, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 14, 2011, 03:00:38 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 14, 2011, 02:53:38 PM
He'll hit 40 bombs, no question.

Over 5 seasons.

With the Orioles Swallows.

Sayonara'd.

Would he, Matt Murton and Tuffy Rhodes form the greatest HR hitting outfield in Japan's history?

Have they started calling Murton Gai-Ginger yet?
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