Fuck its silent in here.......

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[Canadouche]

[Waco Kid]

[MAD]

Wait--what are we doing?

[MAD]

http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90001/90777/90851/7043384.html

Fuck it, I'm quoting the whole thing:

Taliban trains 'monkey terrorists' to attack U.S. troops
14:03, June 28, 2010


Taliban soldiers train monkeys

Afghanistan's Taliban warlords have developed a bizarre way to deal with foreign forces: they have trained monkeys who love to eat bananas and peanuts to be killers.

Taliban forces have taught monkeys how to use the Kalashnikov, Bren light machine gun and trench mortars. They also teach them how to identify and attack soldiers wearing U.S. military uniforms.

Ironically, the idea of training monkeys to fight was first invented by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency. The CIA in the Vietnam War initiated a program that used the peanuts and bananas as prizes to train some "monkey soldiers" to kill Vietnamese in the jungle, according to a report by British media on June 27, 2010.

It is reported that these monkey soldiers are mainly composed of macaques and baboons hunted at an early age in the jungle and sold to the Taliban. These monkey babies who lost their mothers are sent to a secret Taliban training base one-by-one to become killer monkeys. Taliban militants use a series of rewards and punishments to gradually teach them how to use the lethal weapons.

Recently, a British journalist went to Pakistan and Afghanistan border of Waziristan's tribal region where he witnessed a few of the monkey soldiers armed with an AK-47 rifle and Bren light machine gun. Taliban militants in the past have strictly kept the program secret.

However, Taliban leaders have recently taken the initiative show monkey soldiers to tourists of the Pakistan-Afghanistan border area. Apparently, the Taliban look on monkeys as "propaganda tools."

"If a person who loves animals knows the monkeys may be injured in the war, they might pressure the government to force the withdrawal of western forces in Afghanistan," said one Taliban insider.

A senior U.S. military source confirmed the existence of the Taliban monkey soldiers, military experts call armed monkeys "monkey terrorists."

By People's Daily Online


"Monkey soldiers" use machine guns in target practice

Mr. President, we must not allow a monkey soldier gap!

Even the French are ahead of us.

Yeah, but we still have the Brotherhood of Dada.

DAMMIT!

[Bort]

Wait--what are we doing?

WE'RE DOING HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF.

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[Yeti]

Surprising. Very surprising

[PenPho]

Surprising. Very surprising

The only surprising part is that Morph hasn't PShopped that photo yet to include Oleg as Mickey Dolenz

Yes, I had to look that up.

[Bort]

Surprising. Very surprising

The only surprising part is that Morph hasn't PShopped that photo yet to include Oleg as Mickey Dolenz

Yes, I had to look that up.

He already added my sideburns to Mike Nesmith.

No, I did not have to look that up.

[Quality Start Machine]

Surprising. Very surprising

The only surprising part is that Morph hasn't PShopped that photo yet to include Oleg as Mickey Dolenz

Yes, I had to look that up.

Find better looking-up places. There's no "e" in Micky Dolenz's name.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Surprising. Very surprising

The only surprising part is that Morph hasn't PShopped that photo yet to include Oleg as Mickey Dolenz

Yes, I had to look that up.

He already added my sideburns to Mike Nesmith.

No, I did not have to look that up.

That's not even Michael Nesmith's real hat.

[Bort]

Surprising. Very surprising

The only surprising part is that Morph hasn't PShopped that photo yet to include Oleg as Mickey Dolenz

Yes, I had to look that up.

He already added my sideburns to Mike Nesmith.

No, I did not have to look that up.

That's not even Michael Nesmith's real hat.

The Monkees weren't about music, Tank. They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval!