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Tonker

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5355 on: October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM »
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5356 on: October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

WHO WANTS TO BUY MY VOTE?
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5357 on: October 17, 2012, 11:47:37 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

Liar!

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5358 on: October 17, 2012, 12:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Eli on October 17, 2012, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

Liar!

Also, I got my mail-in ballot yesterday and while I don't have a photo of it, one of my choices for President was Roseanne Barr and Cindy Sheehan (who sounds vaguely familiar as an anti-war protestor, something about losing her son if I'm thinking of the right person)

Is this for real? 

I don't remember what party.

I'm sure I could look it up in 1/10 of the time it took me to post this, but I prefer the illusion that it's some kind joke just for me.
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5359 on: October 17, 2012, 12:44:06 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:41:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 17, 2012, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

Liar!

Also, I got my mail-in ballot yesterday and while I don't have a photo of it, one of my choices for President was Roseanne Barr and Cindy Sheehan (who sounds vaguely familiar as an anti-war protestor, something about losing her son if I'm thinking of the right person)

Is this for real? 

I don't remember what party.

I'm sure I could look it up in 1/10 of the time it took me to post this, but I prefer the illusion that it's some kind joke just for me.

DPD for WTF, AMERICA??

"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5360 on: October 17, 2012, 12:56:44 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:41:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 17, 2012, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

Liar!

Also, I got my mail-in ballot yesterday and while I don't have a photo of it, one of my choices for President was Roseanne Barr and Cindy Sheehan (who sounds vaguely familiar as an anti-war protestor, something about losing her son if I'm thinking of the right person)

Is this for real? 

I don't remember what party.

I'm sure I could look it up in 1/10 of the time it took me to post this, but I prefer the illusion that it's some kind joke just for me.

DPD for WTF, AMERICA??



I bet Old Man PenFoe punches the wrong button and triggers a recount.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5361 on: October 17, 2012, 01:07:32 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:41:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 17, 2012, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

Liar!

Also, I got my mail-in ballot yesterday and while I don't have a photo of it, one of my choices for President was Roseanne Barr and Cindy Sheehan (who sounds vaguely familiar as an anti-war protestor, something about losing her son if I'm thinking of the right person)

Is this for real? 

I don't remember what party.

I'm sure I could look it up in 1/10 of the time it took me to post this, but I prefer the illusion that it's some kind joke just for me.

Yea, you're right about Sheehan. She was that crazy camping out in Crawford, TX, which by the right's handwringing about Obama's vacationing, I can only assume Bush was never there.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5362 on: October 17, 2012, 01:25:41 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2012, 12:56:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:41:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 17, 2012, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

Liar!

Also, I got my mail-in ballot yesterday and while I don't have a photo of it, one of my choices for President was Roseanne Barr and Cindy Sheehan (who sounds vaguely familiar as an anti-war protestor, something about losing her son if I'm thinking of the right person)

Is this for real? 

I don't remember what party.

I'm sure I could look it up in 1/10 of the time it took me to post this, but I prefer the illusion that it's some kind joke just for me.

DPD for WTF, AMERICA??



I bet Old Man PenFoe punches the wrong button and triggers a recount.

I blame the kids on his lawn with their TVs and their hair.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5363 on: October 17, 2012, 01:31:38 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 17, 2012, 01:25:41 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2012, 12:56:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:41:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 17, 2012, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

Liar!

Also, I got my mail-in ballot yesterday and while I don't have a photo of it, one of my choices for President was Roseanne Barr and Cindy Sheehan (who sounds vaguely familiar as an anti-war protestor, something about losing her son if I'm thinking of the right person)

Is this for real? 

I don't remember what party.

I'm sure I could look it up in 1/10 of the time it took me to post this, but I prefer the illusion that it's some kind joke just for me.

DPD for WTF, AMERICA??



I bet Old Man PenFoe punches the wrong button and triggers a recount.

I blame the kids on his lawn with their TVs and their hair.

I thought that the "PenFoe is old" meme died when I moved, no?

Maybe when CT goes to London?
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5365 on: October 17, 2012, 02:29:34 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 01:31:38 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 17, 2012, 01:25:41 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2012, 12:56:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:41:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 17, 2012, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

Liar!

Also, I got my mail-in ballot yesterday and while I don't have a photo of it, one of my choices for President was Roseanne Barr and Cindy Sheehan (who sounds vaguely familiar as an anti-war protestor, something about losing her son if I'm thinking of the right person)

Is this for real? 

I don't remember what party.

I'm sure I could look it up in 1/10 of the time it took me to post this, but I prefer the illusion that it's some kind joke just for me.

DPD for WTF, AMERICA??



I bet Old Man PenFoe punches the wrong button and triggers a recount.

I blame the kids on his lawn with their TVs and their hair.

I thought that the "PenFoe is old" meme died when I moved, no?

Maybe when CT goes to London?

You moved?
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5366 on: October 17, 2012, 03:09:52 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 02:29:34 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 01:31:38 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 17, 2012, 01:25:41 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2012, 12:56:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:41:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 17, 2012, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

Liar!

Also, I got my mail-in ballot yesterday and while I don't have a photo of it, one of my choices for President was Roseanne Barr and Cindy Sheehan (who sounds vaguely familiar as an anti-war protestor, something about losing her son if I'm thinking of the right person)

Is this for real? 

I don't remember what party.

I'm sure I could look it up in 1/10 of the time it took me to post this, but I prefer the illusion that it's some kind joke just for me.

DPD for WTF, AMERICA??



I bet Old Man PenFoe punches the wrong button and triggers a recount.

I blame the kids on his lawn with their TVs and their hair.

I thought that the "PenFoe is old" meme died when I moved, no?

Maybe when CT goes to London?

You moved?

Jeez, Pen, the least you could have done was make at least one passing reference to this on Facebook.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5367 on: October 17, 2012, 03:22:51 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 17, 2012, 03:09:52 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 02:29:34 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 01:31:38 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 17, 2012, 01:25:41 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2012, 12:56:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:41:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 17, 2012, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

Liar!

Also, I got my mail-in ballot yesterday and while I don't have a photo of it, one of my choices for President was Roseanne Barr and Cindy Sheehan (who sounds vaguely familiar as an anti-war protestor, something about losing her son if I'm thinking of the right person)

Is this for real? 

I don't remember what party.

I'm sure I could look it up in 1/10 of the time it took me to post this, but I prefer the illusion that it's some kind joke just for me.

DPD for WTF, AMERICA??



I bet Old Man PenFoe punches the wrong button and triggers a recount.

I blame the kids on his lawn with their TVs and their hair.

I thought that the "PenFoe is old" meme died when I moved, no?

Maybe when CT goes to London?

You moved?

Jeez, Pen, the least you could have done was make at least one passing reference to this on Facebook.

The joke that keeps on giving, amirite?

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5368 on: October 17, 2012, 03:30:42 PM »
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #5369 on: October 17, 2012, 04:52:34 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 17, 2012, 03:09:52 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 02:29:34 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 01:31:38 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 17, 2012, 01:25:41 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2012, 12:56:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 12:41:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 17, 2012, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: PenPho on October 17, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
DPD.  Actually, in all seriousness, I think somebody who could get their hands on a sufficiently large quantity of Westvleteren XII probably could get themselves elected President.

As an undecided voter in one of the more important swing states, I would totally vote for this person.

Liar!

Also, I got my mail-in ballot yesterday and while I don't have a photo of it, one of my choices for President was Roseanne Barr and Cindy Sheehan (who sounds vaguely familiar as an anti-war protestor, something about losing her son if I'm thinking of the right person)

Is this for real? 

I don't remember what party.

I'm sure I could look it up in 1/10 of the time it took me to post this, but I prefer the illusion that it's some kind joke just for me.

DPD for WTF, AMERICA??



I bet Old Man PenFoe punches the wrong button and triggers a recount.

I blame the kids on his lawn with their TVs and their hair.

I thought that the "PenFoe is old" meme died when I moved, no?

Maybe when CT goes to London?

You moved?

Jeez, Pen, the least you could have done was make at least one passing reference to this on Facebook.

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