Since El Hombre (http://interact.stltoday.com/blogzone/bernies-extra-points/bernies-extra-points/bernies-5-minutes/2010/02/albert-pujols-not-el-hombre/) is apparently a no-go, Albert would like a new nickname.
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Albert Pujols requested Friday, via the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's Bernie Miklasz, that media and fans refrain from calling him "El Hombre."
Pujols believes it's disrespectful to Cardinals legend Stan Musial, who can often be seen by Albert's side during Opening Day festivities in St. Louis. "I don't want to be called that," Pujols said. "There is one man that gets that respect, and that's Stan Musial. He's the Man. He's the Man in St. Louis. And I know 'El Hombre' means 'The Man' in Spanish. But Stan is The Man. You can call me whatever else you want, but just don't call me El Hombre."
I'm hoping this nets out at "Prince Albert", so that the Tards fans can think it's a compliment and not realize that they're calling him a Punctured Dong.
Quote from: PenFoe on February 26, 2010, 03:09:31 PM
Since El Hombre (http://interact.stltoday.com/blogzone/bernies-extra-points/bernies-extra-points/bernies-5-minutes/2010/02/albert-pujols-not-el-hombre/) is apparently a no-go, Albert would like a new nickname.
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Albert Pujols requested Friday, via the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's Bernie Miklasz, that media and fans refrain from calling him "El Hombre."
Pujols believes it's disrespectful to Cardinals legend Stan Musial, who can often be seen by Albert's side during Opening Day festivities in St. Louis. "I don't want to be called that," Pujols said. "There is one man that gets that respect, and that's Stan Musial. He's the Man. He's the Man in St. Louis. And I know 'El Hombre' means 'The Man' in Spanish. But Stan is The Man. You can call me whatever else you want, but just don't call me El Hombre."
I'm hoping this nets out at "Prince Albert", so that the Tards fans can think it's a compliment and not realize that they're calling him a Punctured Dong.
The proof is in the puffing.
Quote from: Wheezer on February 26, 2010, 03:16:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 26, 2010, 03:09:31 PM
Since El Hombre (http://interact.stltoday.com/blogzone/bernies-extra-points/bernies-extra-points/bernies-5-minutes/2010/02/albert-pujols-not-el-hombre/) is apparently a no-go, Albert would like a new nickname.
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Albert Pujols requested Friday, via the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's Bernie Miklasz, that media and fans refrain from calling him "El Hombre."
Pujols believes it's disrespectful to Cardinals legend Stan Musial, who can often be seen by Albert's side during Opening Day festivities in St. Louis. "I don't want to be called that," Pujols said. "There is one man that gets that respect, and that's Stan Musial. He's the Man. He's the Man in St. Louis. And I know 'El Hombre' means 'The Man' in Spanish. But Stan is The Man. You can call me whatever else you want, but just don't call me El Hombre."
I'm hoping this nets out at "Prince Albert", so that the Tards fans can think it's a compliment and not realize that they're calling him a Punctured Dong.
The proof is in the puffing.
I motion that whatever nickname Wheezer wants to give Albie, should be his official nickname.
El Garbanzo Bean
El Abuelo?
El Hombre mas Viejo que Stan El Hombre?
Has "Roided Up Freak" been taken by anybody?
El hormona de crecimiento humana
"Dientes de la Chucha" is probably too wordy.
Quote from: Wheezer on February 26, 2010, 03:32:41 PM
"Dientes de la Chucha" is probably too wordy.
JAJAJA. Me gusta.
Albert "Einstein's Thierry of Dave Wannstedt's Relativity to Ryan Harvey in RF" Pujols
Albert Bancroft
Wetback
Quote from: PenFoe on February 26, 2010, 03:09:31 PM
Since El Hombre (http://interact.stltoday.com/blogzone/bernies-extra-points/bernies-extra-points/bernies-5-minutes/2010/02/albert-pujols-not-el-hombre/) is apparently a no-go, Albert would like a new nickname.
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Albert Pujols requested Friday, via the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's Bernie Miklasz, that media and fans refrain from calling him "El Hombre."
Pujols believes it's disrespectful to Cardinals legend Stan Musial, who can often be seen by Albert's side during Opening Day festivities in St. Louis. "I don't want to be called that," Pujols said. "There is one man that gets that respect, and that's Stan Musial. He's the Man. He's the Man in St. Louis. And I know 'El Hombre' means 'The Man' in Spanish. But Stan is The Man. You can call me whatever else you want, but just don't call me El Hombre."
I'm hoping this nets out at "Prince Albert", so that the Tards fans can think it's a compliment and not realize that they're calling him a Punctured Dong.
Good band name.
el aguja
Quote from: Wheezer on February 26, 2010, 04:08:13 PM
Quote from: BH on February 26, 2010, 04:07:31 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 26, 2010, 03:59:42 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on February 26, 2010, 03:48:38 PM
el aguja
Wrong gender. "El Pinchazo" could work.
The Flat Tire?
Precisely.
So it is written and so it shall be.
Flat tires having been punctured, sometimes by needles and the like, are quite undesirable. Fuck flat tires.
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 26, 2010, 04:25:56 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 26, 2010, 04:08:13 PM
Quote from: BH on February 26, 2010, 04:07:31 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 26, 2010, 03:59:42 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on February 26, 2010, 03:48:38 PM
el aguja
Wrong gender. "El Pinchazo" could work.
The Flat Tire?
Precisely.
So it is written and so it shall be.
Flat tires having been punctured, sometimes by needles and the like, are quite undesirable. Fuck flat tires.
Me and my PANKHELMET say THIS.
I'd rather have 10 guys who hit 50 homeruns than 1 guy who hits 50.
Quote from: BH on February 26, 2010, 04:33:22 PM
I'd rather have 10 guys who hit 50 homeruns than 1 guy who hits 50.
(http://thedenverelement.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fireworks.jpg.jpg)
El Guapo. (I don't know what it means, but I laughed when I heard it in the movie)
Quote from: Wheezer on February 26, 2010, 04:37:32 PM
Quote from: BH on February 26, 2010, 04:33:22 PM
I'd rather have 10 guys who hit 50 homeruns than 1 guy who hits 50.
(http://thedenverelement.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fireworks.jpg.jpg)
Who's birthday party is that?
Quote from: CBStew on February 26, 2010, 04:54:34 PM
El Guapo. (I don't know what it means, but I laughed when I heard it in the movie)
That would be something like "The Handsome Man."
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 26, 2010, 04:59:06 PM
Who's birthday party is that?
Looks like some sort of Kermit Hunter production, but I'm not certain.