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PenFoe

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Albie would like a new nickname
« on: February 26, 2010, 03:09:31 PM »
Since El Hombre is apparently a no-go, Albert would like a new nickname.

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Albert Pujols requested Friday, via the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's Bernie Miklasz, that media and fans refrain from calling him "El Hombre."
Pujols believes it's disrespectful to Cardinals legend Stan Musial, who can often be seen by Albert's side during Opening Day festivities in St. Louis. "I don't want to be called that," Pujols said. "There is one man that gets that respect, and that's Stan Musial. He's the Man. He's the Man in St. Louis. And I know 'El Hombre' means 'The Man' in Spanish. But Stan is The Man. You can call me whatever else you want, but just don't call me El Hombre."

I'm hoping this nets out at "Prince Albert", so that the Tards fans can think it's a compliment and not realize that they're calling him a Punctured Dong.
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Wheezer

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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2010, 03:16:00 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on February 26, 2010, 03:09:31 PM
Since El Hombre is apparently a no-go, Albert would like a new nickname.

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Albert Pujols requested Friday, via the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's Bernie Miklasz, that media and fans refrain from calling him "El Hombre."
Pujols believes it's disrespectful to Cardinals legend Stan Musial, who can often be seen by Albert's side during Opening Day festivities in St. Louis. "I don't want to be called that," Pujols said. "There is one man that gets that respect, and that's Stan Musial. He's the Man. He's the Man in St. Louis. And I know 'El Hombre' means 'The Man' in Spanish. But Stan is The Man. You can call me whatever else you want, but just don't call me El Hombre."

I'm hoping this nets out at "Prince Albert", so that the Tards fans can think it's a compliment and not realize that they're calling him a Punctured Dong.

The proof is in the puffing.
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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2010, 03:18:16 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on February 26, 2010, 03:16:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 26, 2010, 03:09:31 PM
Since El Hombre is apparently a no-go, Albert would like a new nickname.

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Albert Pujols requested Friday, via the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's Bernie Miklasz, that media and fans refrain from calling him "El Hombre."
Pujols believes it's disrespectful to Cardinals legend Stan Musial, who can often be seen by Albert's side during Opening Day festivities in St. Louis. "I don't want to be called that," Pujols said. "There is one man that gets that respect, and that's Stan Musial. He's the Man. He's the Man in St. Louis. And I know 'El Hombre' means 'The Man' in Spanish. But Stan is The Man. You can call me whatever else you want, but just don't call me El Hombre."

I'm hoping this nets out at "Prince Albert", so that the Tards fans can think it's a compliment and not realize that they're calling him a Punctured Dong.

The proof is in the puffing.

I motion that whatever nickname Wheezer wants to give Albie, should be his official nickname.
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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2010, 03:18:23 PM »
El Garbanzo Bean
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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2010, 03:20:53 PM »
El Abuelo?

El Hombre mas Viejo que Stan El Hombre?
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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2010, 03:21:22 PM »
Has "Roided Up Freak" been taken by anybody?
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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2010, 03:25:58 PM »
El hormona de crecimiento humana
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Wheezer

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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2010, 03:32:41 PM »
"Dientes de la Chucha" is probably too wordy.
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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2010, 03:34:05 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on February 26, 2010, 03:32:41 PM
"Dientes de la Chucha" is probably too wordy.

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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2010, 03:35:10 PM »
Albert "Einstein's Thierry of Dave Wannstedt's Relativity to Ryan Harvey in RF" Pujols
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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2010, 03:36:06 PM »
Albert Bancroft
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Richard Chuggar

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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2010, 03:36:24 PM »
Wetback
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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2010, 03:40:59 PM »
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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2010, 03:46:22 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on February 26, 2010, 03:09:31 PM
Since El Hombre is apparently a no-go, Albert would like a new nickname.

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Albert Pujols requested Friday, via the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's Bernie Miklasz, that media and fans refrain from calling him "El Hombre."
Pujols believes it's disrespectful to Cardinals legend Stan Musial, who can often be seen by Albert's side during Opening Day festivities in St. Louis. "I don't want to be called that," Pujols said. "There is one man that gets that respect, and that's Stan Musial. He's the Man. He's the Man in St. Louis. And I know 'El Hombre' means 'The Man' in Spanish. But Stan is The Man. You can call me whatever else you want, but just don't call me El Hombre."

I'm hoping this nets out at "Prince Albert", so that the Tards fans can think it's a compliment and not realize that they're calling him a Punctured Dong.


Good band name.
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Re: Albie would like a new nickname
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2010, 03:48:38 PM »
el aguja
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